Little Miss Pouty turned 19 back in early December, but I neglected to wish her a fubar Happy Birthday. (Bad! Bad! Naughty AngelBaby!)
Here she is later in the month at some Australian film thingy.
We’re finally gonna see Emily on the big screen again this year. She’s starring as one half of the title duo (Arielle Kebbel is the other half) in A Tale Of Two Sisters, remake of a 2003 Korean horror movie.
Does that last pic classify as upskirt? >_>
What better way to kick off the new year than with some Trachtenbabe?
Happy 2008! ^_^
Part of the fun of being a celeb is getting to spend your winter holiday sunning in beautiful tropical destinations. Just ask Leelee how great it is to be wearing a bikini in St. Barth, rather than a sweater here in the States.
FUN FACT: Leelee’s full name is Liliane Rudabet Gloria Elsveta Sobieski, she is 5’10” and wears a size 10 shoe. What a gigant.
Well, it would appear from the pics in the January 2008 issue of Russian Maxim that there is definitive proof Yulia and Lena are most definitely not lesbian lovers…though I’m fairly sure this was established already. Boo.
Unless of course we’re looking at the result of turkey baster insemination or the divine intervention of the Lord God Almighty (or maybe Lucifer), but somehow I think those possibilities are unlikely.
Anyhoo, Yulia had her baby boy on December 27. It was her second child, with a second daddy. She had a daughter back in 2004.
Russian music producer Ivan Shapovalov gave a fabulous quote in 2003 during an interview about his founding of the girl-group…
I saw that most people look up pornography on the Internet and of those, most are looking for underage sex. I saw their needs weren’t fulfilled. Later, it turned out, I was right. This is the same as my own desires. I prefer underage girls.
A possible fubar lurker? o_o
Merry Xmas everybody!
I turned 17 yesterday and guess what I didn’t get for my birthday? Knocked up! LOL
Sorry, Jamie Lynn…did that sound bitchy?
BTW Justin, you wanna know what you can get me for Xmas this year? Less posts about doo-doo in 2008! ^_^
Too Much Love:
JoJo
Katherine is on the cover of the January 2008 issue of Vanity Fair.
The pics aren’t all that spectacular, so I thought I’d bring back some Heiglicious memories with her notorious scene from My Father The Hero back in 1994.
What does she have to say today of her booty-baring role?
There are still men who come up to me today and say, “You were really hot in that film!” I was 14, for God’s sake!
I certainly didn’t have a white maillot like that when I was 14…
FUN FACT: Katherine beat out Alicia Silverstone for the lead role in My Father the Hero. Alicia would’ve been 16 during filming.
Justin posted the covers from Kristen’s appearance in Complex magazine a little while back.
Here’s the full spread along with a few low res outtakes.
Kristen was yumby in her eps from this season of Heroes. Hopefully we’ll see her some more when the show comes back sometime in 2008.
That is if the writers’ strike ends anytime soon… 🙁
Someone in the forums reminded me about this interesting movie coming in February…
A commenter on IMDB mentioned “close-ups of freshly severed penises” and wondered why this didn’t earn the movie an NC-17 rating in the US. Frankly, I don’t see what the big deal is.
Legends and stories surrounding the vaginus dentata or “toothed vagina” have been around for centuries in cultures all over the world. In the Middle Ages, some Christians believed that witches could grow fangs in their vaginas. Although very rare, there may be a medical origin to this myth; dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layer of embryonic skin cells, and these cells are able to mature into bone, hair or even teeth.
South African inventor Sonette Ehlers has even invented an anti-rape device that kinda has teeth. She describes the tampon-shaped device this way:
Hollow inside and the inner wall of it is lined, and there we have got all our technology and little hooks which, upon forced penetration, will attach to the skin of the perpetrator and only a medical doctor can remove it. He’ll have to turn himself in, so he’s marked for immediate identification.
Strangely, this other poster almost makes it look like a comedy of some sort…
NOM NOM NOM
White meat.
Dark meat.
All will be carved.
Happy Turkey Day!
Gobble, gobble! ^_^
Happy 15th Birthday, Miley!
Okay, so she doesn’t turn fifteen until the 23rd…but I’m gonna be busy with Thanksgiving stuff, so I figured I’d go ahead and do this early.
Here’s our girl at the American Music Awards this past weekend. One pic for each year!
Aww…they grow up so fast! Hard to believe Billy Ray let her go out in public wearing that teenie-tiny strapless dress, though.