My oh Miley!

Seems more and more of those candid pics she’s been snapping of herself are turning up on the series of tubes that Al Gore invented to bring us photos of nubile starlets gettin naughty.

I threw in some older ones from early 2007 that were lying around the hard drive, three photos of her out on the town in a slinky red dress, and a couple shots of her in one of her concert costumes.

Easy boys…remember, she’s only 15.

I’ve seen Selena’s name mentioned a couple of times in the comments, so I decided it was time for her fubar debut.

She’s not done a whole lot in her career yet. I noticed a couple of eps of Hannah Montana on her resume, so I guess she knows Miley Cyrus. Selena will be sweet sixteen in July.

Justin: selena is the new jojo

O RLY?

ZOMG NO WAI. It’s been over 2 months since our last Cheerleader post? Unpossible!

Since things have been a little slow on the celeb pics front, I thought I’d post these candids of Hayden on the pink carpet at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show back in December. That snug lil dress certainly shows off her booty nicely.

You can glimpse a little Hayden Panty-air as she climbs down from that big black SUV, but she laughs it off and gets things straightened out once her feet are on the ground.

ps. I miss Heroes. 🙁

Just to get the downer of Heath Ledger’s untimely demise off the top of the page, here’s some pics of Petra Nemcova from various events at the end of last year.

A little Petra never fails to brighten my day. ^_^

So back in fall 2006 teh interwebs were rocked by the stunning news that some teenybopper who had become a big-time YouTube starlet was in fact an actress named Jessica Rose playing the role of 16-year old “Bree.” People were all “ZOMGLONELYGIRL15ISFAKEWTFBBQ!!”

As I recall, my reaction when I read about this was more along the lines of “lol wut” because I’d never heard of her. Mainly because I didn’t browse YouTube looking for videos by girls with screennames that sound suspiciously like something Chris Hansen and his Dateline: To Catch A Predator crew would come up with to trap pedos.

Why the history lesson? Because I came across some pics of Jessica which look like they were probably taken during a point in her life when she had modeling aspirations. I have no idea how old she is in these, but she was 19 when she did lonelygirl15, so I would think these predate that. *shrug*

They actually did a Law & Order episode based on lonelygirl15, and the webcam girl was none other than Michelle Trachtenbabe. If you happen to stumble across it during your channel surfing, I recommend it. ^_^

UPDATE: Based on some info from a commenter, it looks like Jessica was about 16 when these photos were taken.

Just in time for her starring role in Jumper, GQ made Rachel the covergirl for their February issue.

As always, these teeny images will be swapped out for hi res ones when they hit the internets.

Seems as good a time as any to post these hi res pics from a photoshoot that was originally done for Stuff magazine.

FUN FACT: Rachel attended the same high school (Catholic, so I’m guessing hawt schoolgirl uniforms) as Michelle Trachtenberg, Kirsten Dunst and Katharine McPhee.

UPDATE: Hi res scans from magazine added. FTW!

Aimee is one of the stars of that high school football drama, Friday Night Lightzzz. I figured if Minka Kelly deserved a fubar post, then so did her co-star. Especially since Aimee is way younger than Minka (18 vs. 27).

According to what I could gather, she plays the “rebellious daughter of the head coach.” Sounds riveting. Perhaps Justin watches this show, seeing how it’s on NBC and all.

FUN FACT: Aimee was the one who asked Miss South Carolina the question during the now infamous 2007 Miss Teen USA pageant.

Say hello to Arena Magazine’s “Body of 2008,” Bar Refaeli. Right about now some of you are scratching your heads, “Who?”

Seems this publication just got the memo, even though the 22-year old Israeli has been in the spotlight for the past couple of years as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue girl and Victoria’s Secret model. And oh yeah…she’s been dating some guy named Leo, since he moved on from his ex, some chick named Gisele.

This Hebrew hottie’s body is ridiculous. Add her to the fubar Hawt Celebrity Jew list.

Love and the Twins hit the red carpet at the LA premiere of Katherine Heigl’s new movie, 27 Dresses.

Dress > Bikini ?

Okay…I’m in love and I don’t care who knows it anymore. I’m ready to tell the world!

Her name is Miranda and she’s a Vicky’s Secret Angel. She’s from Down Under and she’s absolutely frickin’ adorable. I’m serious, this girl reminds me of a month-old puppy that you just wanna cuddle with in bed all day.

Some of you may know her from her limericky VS commercials, where she uses that sweet Aussie accent to help peddle pretty push-up bras. Everytime I hear her talking I just melt, I don’t even mind that she rhymes ‘air’ with ‘air’.

Even though she was born and raised in Australia, Miranda’s background is described as Japanese, Siberian, Turkish, Filipino and Indian. Wowsers.

This angel is 22 years old, stands 5’9″ and is 34-24-34. No matter how you do the math, it all equals YUMB. ^_^