And no, it’s not to see a nude CGI Angelina. Pervs.

Those who pony up ten bucks will get to see the new trailer for J.J. Abrams’ upcoming monster movie, Cloverfield. For a blurry glimpse of what that will entail, just click play…

Looks pretty damn coo.

UPDATE: Apple’s got it in yumby HD at their trailers site.

Fortunately, it would appear as though Hayden didn’t get that memo that Avril paid such close attention to when she hit the town in her black frock. Am I seeing what I think I’m seeing in photo #1, or is my active imagination just filling in the blanks, so to speak?

If anyone should feel the need to tinker with that first pic in Photoshop, feel free to throw it on an image hosting site and post the link in the comments.

>_>

A promo shot from Mary’s upcoming FHM photo spread has hit the intarwebs. Since we don’t have FHM in the States anymore, I suppose we’ll have to wait for people in the UK or Aussie to scan the pics for us once the issue is on newsstands.

And here are some more pics of Mary attending Spike TV’s Scream Awards late last month, and five more from an older photoshoot.

FUN FACT: Mary was asked to audition for the role of Wonder Woman in the Justice League movie…but didn’t get the part. 🙁

Due to the writers’ strike you better enjoy this special episode of 24, as it’s the last you’re liable to see for some time.

yep to bad

Apparently, Justin’s fave faux-punkette got the memo that black dress + flash photography = see-thru nip pics.

So she thought ahead and put some glittery flower-shaped pasties on before hitting the red carpet at the World Music Awards. What a lose.

Justin probably won’t even be able to fap to these.

to bad yep to bad

I didn’t dress up as anything this year (to razy yep to razy), but Petra Nemcova got all sessified as Cleopatra for a Halloween party.

If any other celeb looked as good, I haven’t found the pics yet. Feel free to mention your faves in the comments.

I know there hasn’t exactly been a shortage of Hayden pics on fubar lately, but I figured y’all might be interested in these as they feature her in a bikini.

Seems instead of Save the World, The Cheerleader is more interested in Save the Dolphins/Whales. She attended a demonstration in Japan protesting the fishing industry there, which isn’t exactly marine mammal-friendly.

Hayden Panettiere, star of TVs hit series Heroes, paddled out on behalf of Save The Whales Again! She expressed that she felt the spirit of the dolphins who had been driven into the killing cove over the last 400 years.

“We had a moment of silence for all the dolphins that had been killed here,” said Panettiere, who uses her celebrity to protect dolphins and whales. “It was highly emotional. I wished for peace and for no more pain at this beautiful yet tragic cove.”

Apparently, Hayden also took some time out in Japan to sing some karaoke and throw back a few sake bombs. Saving the animals is hard work. Maybe next time they can get her to wear the mermaid costume.

Since we seem to be on somewhat of a big boob kick here this week, what better time for a classic celeb chest to make its return to fubar?

J. Love seems to be back in top form judging from these pics taken at some sort of charity event a couple weeks back.

FUN FACT: In her Playboy interview, Love said of her two best friends, “I just accepted them as a great accessory to every outfit.”

Speaking of Scarlett, it’s been awhile since she’s graced fubar’s front page. I shall now correct that oversight.

She was recently at a dinner celebrating ELLE’s first Women in Hollywood issue, of which she is the covergirl.

Scarlett and the girls were looking quite lovely that evening. Jessica Alba and Kate Bosworth weren’t bad either.

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