WOW. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO ELISHA CUTHBERT.

Still, bonus points for the erect nipple and for flipping the bird.

Did anybody see her in that Captivity movie? I saw the European cut without all the torture. What a shame. I would’ve really liked to see Elisha Cuthbert get tortured (i like her just as much as i like Jessica Alba: not at all). Will need to download the US cut someday even though it’s a shitty movie and all you really get from Elisha is some side boobage.

Finally fixed the forums (it was broken for a while). You can get off my nuts now Angelbaby :p

And i hereforth bump down your Trachtenfug post with some Paget Brewster!

These are caps from the Showtime show Huff. Never seen it myself but i do remember watching The Specials and wanting to see her boobies. Anybody here seen The Specials? It’s a pretty good movie for what it is. A low budget superhero comedy, kinda like X-Men, but on their day off.

Jordan Ladd is in it too. Her boobs seemed huge in that movie. Bigger than they were in Cabin Fever or Club Dread. Then again she was slightly fatter in The Specials too. Should’ve just gotten them out then and not in that Club Dread flick.

Or better yet, just before she was 16!*

A former Playboy “Babe of the Month,” Ladd has a curvaceous bod that, however, sometimes has been more curse than gift. At 16, in fact, she underwent breast-reduction surgery because, she says, her 32-double D-plus chest “garnered too much attention.

“My breasts were outrageously massive and uncomfortable. For years I rejected them. I had this incredible body at 12 or 13. My breasts came in really fast. But I had braces and zits. So my face was a visual chastity belt.”

Today Ladd is a size C-cup. “Because I wasn’t finished growing, my breasts came back. Then they went south. So I’m coming to grips with gravity,” she says.

*and what? you got to see Thora Birch’s when she was 16 or however the old she was in American Beauty and nobody complained!

Well it should be 2008 in almost every part of the world now. I spent most of new year’s eve playing Rock Band with a whole bunch of people. So much that we didn’t even realize it’d struck 12 until some other people said so.

New year’s resolutions. Anybody got any? I for one would like to be able to update the site more frequently and never get as lazy as i did in December 07. Can’t think of anything else but yeah, that’s definitely one thing i’d like to try to do.

Also, predictions! Who’s gonna get nudes, sex tapes, nip slips, pussy slips and the like released this year??

Hope that this’ll be a fappy new year!

Yeah apologies for the extreme lack of updates and new posts on the site. Been way too preoccupied playing videogames over the past coupla weeks or so. Call of Duty 4, Uncharted, Unreal Tournament 3 and, most recently, Rock Band, have all been taking up much of my free time.

ROCK BAND GET!

I totally suck at the drums by the way.

I’m Psyko_2000 on PSN if you have a PS3.

Will probably start updating the site again… if i can manage to tear myself away from the above mentioned addictions.

By the way, what’s a good band name that i could use for Rock Band? My wife wanted to use ‘The Spanks’ (wtf?) but it was already taken (!), so we’re just using that offline for now.

‘The Spanks’. There’s somebody else out there who also thought of naming their band ‘The Spanks’? ‘The Spanks’? Seriously, who would actually name their band ‘The Spanks’!? Besides my wife.

So, any of you have Rock Band too?

Disappointed with Mr. Skin’s Top 20? Have a look at Uncle Scoopy’s! With pics and free links to the vids!

Check out the list here.

Via e-mail:

From: Nerima
Subject: Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn is 16 and pregnant. Boyfriend Casey Aldridge is 19.

Does this make Casey Aldridge the A-1 SUPER 100 PERCENT HERO OF PEDOS AROUND THE WORLD?

YES! DEFINITELY MY HERO! HAHAHA.

Jamie Lynn really is on her way to becoming just like her sister!

Traaaailerrr traaaaashhhh!

So wait, does this mean she’ll become a MILF at age 17?? BONUS!

The carpet matches the drapes!

Story behind the pics from TMZ:

If you were wondering if that fierce head of red hair on Marcia Cross was the real thing, now there’s proof. Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt claims that he has nude photos of “Desperate Housewives'” star Marcia Cross and he says that the pics prove definitively that, as he puts it, “the carpet does match the curtains.”

Schmidt, the purveyor of the Dustin “Screech” Diamond sex tapes recently previewed on TMZ, says that he is representing the owner of a garbage hauling firm that found over 200 personal pictures of Cross, including her showering in the buff outside, in her garbage, according to Rush & Molloy. And even though Cross is demanding their return, arguing that they are the copyrighted property of her and her husband, Tom Mahoney, Schmidt says that the pictures “were not stolen. When you throw something away, you forfeit that property.” Schmidt claims he also has the actress’ tax returns, but “out of respect for Ms. Cross,” won’t discuss how much she makes. Ever heard of a shredder, Marcia?

Jennifer Love Hewitt has spoken out on her blog!

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I’ve sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women’s bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I’m not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn’t make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini — put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo
JLH

SIZE 2 MY ASS!

From TheSmokingGun:

Been wondering about the identity of the auteur behind the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video that has been making millions of Internet users gag? Well, the repulsive video–which has become such an online sensation that it has been knocked off by John Mayer, Perez Hilton, and has launched tons of hilarious “reaction” videos–can be blamed on Marco Fiorito, a Brazilian man who describes himself as a “compulsive fetishist” and “an artist in the art of movie making.” The 36-year-old Sao Paulo resident became interested in cinema in 1994 and, two years later, began a fetish film business with his wife. “When we started, the only films that we made were about feet fetishes,” Firotio recalled in a court declaration, a copy of which you’ll find below. Fiorito would move on to more revolting fare, with his videos often involving excrement (as the “2 Girls, 1 Cup” video shows).

So now then…

“I have already made fetish movies with scat/feces using chocolate instead of feces. Many actors make scat films but they don’t agree to eat feces.”

Was 2GIRLS1CUP chocolate?? Or real shit??