For the record, Vanessa Anne Hudgens: does nothing for me. Hence, she gets the proverbial “DO NOT WANT” from me. It’s probably because she has a Mila Kunis kind of thing going on. And i hate Mila Kunis.

Nevertheless, check this out. If you superimpose Vanessa’s nude photo on top of this photo:

YOU GET X RAY VISION!

I have no words for this. It’s not exactly Britney at her worst but it’s definitely not Britney at her best either.

OUT OF SHAPE.

As in most train wrecks, it was hard to focus on just one thing as the Britney Spears disaster unfolded. There was just so much that went wrong.

Out-of-synch lip-synching. Lethargic movements that seemed choreographed by a dance instructor for a nursing home. The paunch in place of Spears’ once-taut belly. At times she just stopped singing altogether, as if even she knew nothing could save her performance.

– MSN TV

UPDATE:

For your viewing pleasure!

(BUMPING UP AN OLD POST BECAUSE THIS DOESN’T WARRANT A NEW ONE)

FUCK FUCK FUCK. okay. so. FUCKING NEW SERVER PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!

GOD. what a fucking nightmare it’s become. so remember when i needed help with that new server? well, i finally got it up and running right, moved the entire site over and for a while all was fine and dandy. then the server went down. okay. so i have it rebooted. then it’s fine again. then it’s down again. ok. so i have it rebooted again. then it’s down. FUCK. so i have it rebooted. then it’s seemingly fine. THEN IT ALL GOES TO HELL. php errors, missing core wordpress files, FUCKED UP MYSQL DATABASES (looked like somebody hacked it and entered some malicious code or something and totally fucked everything up. couldn’t even access anything on the server. it just wont load up. but whm works. and so does cpanel. except that i cant fucking get rid of one of the corrupted sql databases! it just wont be deleted. well fuck that. FUCK that new server. it’s been giving me grief for the past two weeks trying to get it up and running without problems. ENOUGH. i’m just gonna cancel that account, get a refund OR at least credit this server with the amount i paid for that other FUCKED UP server and just continue hosting the site on this old server.

since this server still had an older backup of the site from two days ago, before the move, it was missing almost 2 days worth of comments. so i had to retrieve the comments from the corrupted database, clean them up, then somehow insert them all back into the database on this old server. after literally 8 plus hours of fucking around with things, emailing tech support back and forth like 15 times, trying to figure out what the fuck just happened on the new server, and then desperately trying to get the site back online on the old server, i think i have everything back to normal now. oh. forums are offline for now until i can restore all the missing posts from the past two days. too fucking tired to do it right now.

so. apologies for the downtime and i hope i don’t have to deal with any of this backend/server shit anymore!!!

Is anybody out there a pro at configuring the settings of a dedicated server using WHM cPanel?

MUCH THANKS TO WHOEVER CAN HELP OUT.

Here’s Lacey giving us an oh so lovely view of her oh so lovely cleavage.

Know this: If the day ever comes, when pictures of Lacey Chabert, naked, surface on the internet ala Vanessa Hudgens, i’m going drop everything i’m doing and i will just fap to the pics right then and there. There will be NO time wasted. And it will be glorious.

Got this email about a week ago:

from: Jim
date: Aug 31, 2007 7:49 PM
subject: Vanessa Anne Hudgens Nude Photos ZOMG!

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272615782.shtml

Vanessa Anne Hudgens nude photos taken for her boyfriend Zac Efron have been leaked the National Enquirer is reporting. The magazine reports that pictures that star Vanessa Hudgens took were intended only for costar slash boyfriend Zac Efron but have recently surfaced, and their discovery could bring down the wholesome Disney blockbuster that’s captivated millions of teen fans.

“Vanessa took some suggestive shots of herself in the buff as a surprise for Zac,” a source told the Enquirer. Now the scandal is threatening to destroy the “High School Musical” phenomenon sweeping America, Enquirer reports.

The Enquirer reports that it has learned that a third party has obtained the sexy pictures that were meant just for Vanessa and Zac. “Vanessa’s only 18, so she had no idea how her flirtatious act could threaten the future of the multimillion-dollar plans Disney has for the show,” said the source. “She just wanted to keep Zac interested.”

But the brunette beauty’s naughty photos could throw Disney’s massive marketing and production plans into complete turmoil.

“It’s a kids’ show, aimed a children, teenagers and their parents and starring a bunch of cute, wholesome youngsters,” said a show insider. “Naked pictures of one of the stars would be catastrophic. “It could bring the whole ‘High School Musical’ franchise to its knees.”

Could this be one of the pics?

UPDATE: Now in tagless higher res! And yes, it’s been confirmed to be real! Thanks Steevyn!

I take back everything i’ve ever said about wanting to “hit it” with Daveigh Chase. Not after seeing these pics! Needs more meat.

Plus her eyes are too blue. Scary blue.

(same goes for you too Alexis Bledel)

Nice bikini bottom though!

FACT: Daveigh has a blog (that has not been updated since February).

WOULD.

These pictures of Eva needs more Susan Sarandon in them.

Pictures of Eva Amurri with Susan Sarandon are made of WIN.

e.g.

WIN.

WIN.

Wow. Topanga lost weight!

She used to be a fatty you know.

I’d hit it?