Mike posted an open letter to CNN on his website!

Dear CNN,

Well, the week is over — and still no apology, no retraction, no correction of your glaring mistakes.

I bet you thought my dust-up with Wolf Blitzer was just a cool ratings coup, that you really wouldn’t have to correct the false statements you made about “Sicko.” I bet you thought I was just going to go quietly away.

Think again. I’m about to become your worst nightmare. ‘Cause I ain’t ever going away. Not until you set the record straight, and apologize to your viewers. “The Most Trusted Name in News?” I think it’s safe to say you can retire that slogan.

Pwnage! Read the rest here.

I can’t decide whether Jade Raymond is pretty or beautiful. So how about i say she’s pretty beautiful? (OH HOHOHOHO!)

Ahh… Jade Raymond… i could watch you talk about Assassin’s Creed all day. Like in all these youtube videos.

Anybody see her during Microsoft’s E3 Press Conference when she demoed the game? The part where Altair kills a guard and his dead body gets stuck in midair? And then Jade’s like nervously trying to laugh it off? SO CUTE. If it were anybody else, i’d probably be like AHAHA WTF BAD PROGRAMMING but with Jade, i’m like awwww! it’s okay Jade! don’t worry about it!

Jade Raymond is what i call a REAL girl gamer. Not like that Chobot whore. I really hate Jessica Chobot. She instills FURIOUS ANGER in me. Jade Raymond instills flowers and kittens. And true gamer boner.

I bet Jade Raymond smells like strawberries. I love you so Jade Raymond.

FUN FACT: While filming an interview for a Star Wars game, kids were apparently coming up asking for her autograph. Seeing her surrounded by Stormtroopers, fans thought she was Natalie Portman.

More fun facts in Jade’s wiki entry.

Will be about gay homos and the ‘phobes that hate them! That’s right. Homophobia and the anti-gay Christian right movement might be the topic of his next documentary!

I cannot wait!

I think it’s a very ripe subject for someone like me to make a movie about. Simply because we are not there yet and it remains one of the last open wounds on our soul that we are not willing to fix yet,” Moore told The Advocate. “There is nowhere in the four Gospels where Jesus uses the word homosexual.’ The right wing has appropriated this guy, and they have used him to attack gays and lesbians, when he never said a single word against people who are homosexual. Anyone who professes to be a Christian and does that is certainly not following the teachings of Jesus Christ.

/moorgasm!

CNN vs THE FACTS

CNN owes Michael Moore an apology!!!!!!!!

From the Lohan & Duff comments:

Mandy Moore > Duff & Lohan!

There’s plenty of celebrity girls I’d love to take home for a night, but if I had to choose one for an actual relationship, it’d be Mandy Moore hands down.

Mandy Moore looks damn good.

WTF! Mandy Moore has always looked good unlike these cunts who flip flop in appearance. I’d bang Mandy so fucking hard. Always

Mandy Moore >>>>Both these pale bitches any day of the week

Do those comments still hold true????

Ahh remember the good old days of (hot 2004) Lohan feuding with (hot blocky) Duff? Those were the days… and there was even a time when i thought Duff was > than Lohan!!! Now how about that?…

Here’s Lohan and Duff, enjoying the sun and surf over the 4th of July holidays.

I just finished downloading Die Hard 4.0 (even though i’ve already seen it) and i figured i’d put up some Maggie Q on the site. Because she’s pretty fucking hot in the face IMHO.

4.0 is a good flick despite it being pussified to PG-13 (no gore and not even a single “fuck”; “yippee ki yay mothe-*GUNSHOT*”). Though i hear FOX is adding in gore and swearing for the unrated DVD release.

Oh and if you’re wondering, yes, Maggie Q’s been naked on film before. In some aptly named 2002 Hong Kong flick called ‘Naked Weapon’. I believe i have it on VCD somewhere. I remember it being a fucking ridiculous movie.

Just some random candids of Hayden, licking things, like she did with the Stanley Cup.

Oh and a picture of her with a Stormtrooper helmet on (?!).

I don’t know about you but i still prefer Keeley over Lucy.

Keeley’s got the better face. Fact.

And here she is relaxin’ in Hawaii!!!!!

Weee!!!!!

In celebration of her new found freedom, i will fap to her sex tape tonight. For great justice.