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LINDSAY LOHAN BIKINI + NIP

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Y HELO THAR

NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP NIP

I kinda lol’ed at these pics after having read the latest ReelThoughts over at reelviews.net.

On Lindsay Lohan…

…she recently dropped out of The Best Time of Our Lives, in which she was supposed to appear opposite Kiera Knightley, Cillian Murphy, and Matthew Rhys. (She was replaced by Sienna Miller.) This has the look of a film that, if nothing else, would have added a little “prestige” to Lohan’s image. The stated reason for her dropping out is “creative differences.” The real reason is apparently that the role requires nudity. Lohan, of course, is on record stating that she will never do nudity in a movie. Apparently, she reserves that for paparazzi snapshots.

Oh just get naked already Lohan!

DO NOT PROLONG THE INEVITABLE.

LUCY THE GIRL IN THE WINDOW

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When i first read this, i immediately thought to myself, “Wow. This would be such a great short film”.

Funnily enough, after looking through the post again, i noticed it being categorized under “Possible Short Film, Possible Screen Play”

Gets me thinking about Before Sunrise/Before Sunset somewhat. Loved those movies.

EMMA WATSON

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LOLZ they’ve made Hermione’s boobies bigger for the IMAX poster of Harry Potter and The Order of The Phoenix.

Oh Hermione! How you’ve grown!

ADDED: Animated .gif of the difference!

Thanks stupid photoshop user!

UPDATE:

LONDON, May 6, 2007 (UPI via COMTEX) — Warner Bros. Pictures is under fire for an electronically enhanced photo of “Harry Potter” star Emma Watson advertising the newest installment in the series.

In the new poster for the version of the film for Imax 3D cinemas, the 17-year-old actress, who plays 15-year-old Hermione Granger, appears to have had her bust enhanced, The Mail on Sunday reported.

A similar photo in ads for the regular film version of “Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix” is un-altered.

The editor of a Harry Potter fan Web site, Melissa Anelli, said hundreds of fans have already posted angry messages.

“Emma Watson is playing a 15-year-old girl, and she herself is under 18,” she said. “I get the full heebie jeebies thinking about the person who sat there thinking: ‘Now, if we cinch her waist a bit, and inflate her bust a bit, and give her some dramatic lighting and more blonde hair, this would be a much better picture.'”

Warner Bros. released a statement saying the enhanced image was not approved.

“This is not an official poster. Unfortunately this image was accidentally posted on the Imax website. The mistake was promptly rectified and the image taken down,” the statement said.

JODIE SWEETIN

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Hi res pics of Jodie Sweetin sure are hard to find. There’s a buncha nice small ones over at this fansite of her looking pretty damn hot.

Found some recent pics of her partying in Las Vegas, a coupla of hi res ones of her (SIDEBOOBAGE) at the New York Minute premiere with the other Full House girls, and some caps of her on A&E probably talking about how she used to be hooked on meth and shit. Okay maybe not. It was an Olsen twins A&E biography thing but she HAS been on TV talking about her past addiction and stuff and how she went into rehab etc bla bla blah.

Also found some pics of her at Southern CT where she was giving talk about how meth is bad.

But enough! JUST GET A LOAD OF HER TITS.

GODDAMN THEY’RE FUCKING BIG I WOULD TOTALLY FAP TO THOSE THINGS IF THEY EVER GOT LOOSE AND IF SHE EVER STUMBLES ONTO THIS SITE AND READS ANY OF THIS SHE’LL PROBABLY BE ALL LIKE “HOW RUDE!”. PROBABLY.

JULIANNA ROSE MAURIELLO

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One of my most favorite things in the world is getting celebrity fanmail sent to my inbox. It’s happened before. Like back in 2002 when people thought i was Avril Lavigne. True story. Been starting to get a few Julianna Rose Mauriello fanmail now. Mostly from Europe. Like this one!

from: Agerbo
date: Mar 27, 2007 1:54 AM
subject: i like julianna`s dancing

hallo jullianna its me alex a. if you are comming ind can you then send a e-mail to me for i have some questions about lazy town and other things. :

“ps alex from denmark”

Also got this one from a “very enterteining and very intelligent boy” hoping that i could put him in touch with her. I think.

from: Jonathan
date: Mar 30, 2007 4:45 AM
subject: a favor

Hi a cordial greeting I knew that in a web page julianna rose mauriello reads messages of his(her,your) fans and I am a great admirer of her(it) and want that she writes to me and if she reads this mensage hope that it(he,she) answers me want that sweamos very good friends I am a very enterteining and very intelligent boy it is everything what I can say since the time ends his(her) good-bye and to wait re-put please answer me. This one is the direction of my and – mail:jonathan*******@yahoo.com

Can someone please decipher that e-mail for me because my head feels like it’s about to asplode from (re-re-re-re)reading it.

Anyway, here are some pics of Juls from her myspace. Including one of her humping another girl.

Pics gotted from the comments of this legendary post.

Oh and one more e-mail to share before i go.

from: lilrock
date: Apr 16, 2007 2:34 AM
subject: A .gif you might be interested in

…that’s if you haven’t seen it already.

http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8504/facesitmc4fy2.gif

That is SO WRONG. SO VERY WRONG.

Previous Lazytown posts for your perusal.