LOLZ OFF TO SINGAPORE AGAIN

No updates from me this week. Unless i happen to stop by an internet cafe or something. Gonna be in Singapore till Friday Sunday so i’ll probably start posting again by this weekend next week, once i’m back. Till then, Angelbaby will be in charge. So go bug her for updates!

But before i go, here’s some important information about fisting anal that you should absolutely know about.

POSTAL

From the man who brought you House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne and In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale!

It promises to be the most offensive movie ever! Kind of like what the game set out to be (the most offensive game ever!)

Yup. He went there.

Uwe Boll did it for the lulz.

MADELINE ZIMA

For those of you who don’t remember, Madeline played the younger sister on that old TV sitcom with Fran Drescher, The Nanny.

Little Gracie’s all grown up now and here she is topless, riding David Duchovny and punching him in the face (!) in this trailer for an untitled David Duchovny Showtime project.

Pics and a .gif of the scene in the small gallery below!

UPDATE: Videos added! Great for putting on loop. And fapping to. Download here and here.

Verdict: I’d let her ride me and punch me in the face!

KRISTEN BELL + ERIKA CHRISTENSEN

Kristen Bell is so pretty, even her PORES are pretty.

So what’s up with the next season of Veronica Mars? Cancelled? Not cancelled? Haven’t been keeping up with the trades lately.

I know Erika Christensen’s show, Six Degrees (on ABC), got cancelled. Which is a shame. I like her. I always wished Swimfan was rated R so i could fap to it. Ah hell, it was PG-13 and i fapped to it anyway. Swimming pool scene FTW!

PS: she is not fat you fucking haters.

HOORAY MORE ENTOURAGE

Another year, another season of Entourage. Which is good because it’s only like the bestest show on TV bar none!

Emmanuelle Chriqui was at the season premiere. With a little nip slip action too. But once again, that hairdo… i hate it on Scarlett and i hate it on anybody else too.

Jamie Lynn Sigler, whom i’m not really familiar with since i don’t watch the Sopranos, was also there. What other stuff has she been in besides the Sopranos anyway?

Carla Gugino was at the premiere too, sporting another unfortunate hairdo, but she has big boobs so it’s all OK.

I think she’s on the show now or something, or so i heard. I don’t like to read spoilers for this show.

Carla Gugino = hotsexpussyfuckballs.