“I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They’re jiggly and soft.” – Tyra Banks

AB UPDATE: Now you can watch Tyra get to second base with McPheever!

FACT: Jessica Biel has the best body (and booty) in Hollywood.

Shame that this dress doesn’t do it justice!

I think. I love. This video.

Note to self: Buy Avril’s third album when it comes out (April 17th!!!)

PS: Bonus points for this song being on the Burnout Dominator (?!?!!) soundtrack.

This is probably because she invented punk.

EA UNVEILS EXPLOSIVE SOUNDTRACK FOR BURNOUT DOMINATOR
Soundtrack Headlined by the World Premiere of Avril Lavigne’s New Track “Girlfriend”

CHERTSEY, UK. – February 23, 2007 – Electronic Arts (NASAQ: ERTS) today announced the complete soundtrack for its upcoming racing game, Burnoutâ„¢ Dominator. Celebrating speed and attitude, the soundtrack features 33 tracks from today’s hottest artists, including the world premiere of Avril Lavigne’s new track “Girlfriend”. Burnout Dominator is released on March 23rd for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system.

WHAT. NO XBOX 360 VERSION?

Still getting it though. Loves me some Burnout. And Avril.

Full Burnout Dominator press release and song list here.

Not too many hot chicks on American Idol this year. Nevertheless, some topless pics of top 24 contestant, Antonella Barba, have turned up on the internets.

Don’t get your hopes up too high. The topless pics are of the ‘cocktease’ variety.

As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?

Take the test here!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and today it is also in the click of your mouse. Consider the key key aspects of nipple appearance, nipple projection and areola size, and then cast your vote for the perfect nipple. It’s simple to do, click on the square with your favorite nipple then click “cast your vote”.

Pick the perfect nipple here!

HAIRLESS AS THE DAY SHE WAS BORN.

PRESUMABLY.

PS: WHAT WHAT IN MY BUTT > BALD BRITNEY SPEARS

I THINK THIS IS THE PRETTY/LESS UGLY ONE.

I CAN NEVER TELL BETWEEN THE TWO.