And a little Hayden to go with Ali.

PS: That topless scene of hers in Heroes is stupid.

In the words of Neil Patrick Harris:

“Laaaapdaaaance…”

I still haven’t seen Heroes.

Esquire’s sexiest woman alive.

Thanks to everyone for the heads up.

For years, i have been fapping to Carla in Threshold. Then Sin City came along. Thank you Robert Rodriguez.

I still fap to Threshold Carla for good times sake though.

Carla is teh hotsexpussyfuckballs.

With more clothes on unfortunately.

I really hate it when she wears her hair like that.

I like it when it’s all down. With less clothes on.

Like so.

Still waiting for those hi res Esquire pics to surface. That and the upcoming Allure ones.

Keiko totally has the White Fever.

From Us Online:

In the new issue of Us Weekly, actress Tara Reid reveals that she underwent reconstructive surgery on September 6, 2006, to repair the damage done by a 2004 joint implant-liposuction procedure. Among her revelations:

On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”

On what went wrong:
“First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn’t want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, ‘Don’t worry, it’s going to be better.’ But after six months of ‘it’s going to get better,’ it started to get worse and worse.”

On being intimate:
“Guys I was dating would be like, ‘What’s wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.’ So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that’s for sure.”

On getting lipo:
“I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted, I’m not going to lie, a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”

What decision does Tara call the “biggest mistake” of her life? Which Hollywood actress does she say reminds her of a younger version of herself? What was really going through her mind during her famous red carpet wardrobe malfunction? For more details on this story, including Tara’s thoughts on her own career, why she no longer hangs out with Paris Hilton, and what’s next for her, check out the current issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

I still fap to Tara Reid.

Body Shots Tara Reid that is.

IFILM has the first 8 minutes of Sleeping Dogs Lie up online.

Here it is for your viewing pleasure:

/FAP

UPDATE: Bigger, cleaner scan here.

You know… the chick from Whale Rider. She was also Queen of Naboo in Episode III.

PREGNANT AT 16!

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From: ken
Date: Oct 10, 2006 12:11 AM
Subject: Keisha Castle-Hughes pregnant at 16

hi justin,

i’m a long time fan of your site. thought you might be interested in
this bit of news:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-10/09/content_5180435.htm

cheers,
-Ken
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From the article:

“Whale Rider” star Keisha Castle-Hughes, 16, is reportedly expecting a child.

The Oscar-nominated actress, who was born in Australia, is due this spring with what will be her first child, a representative for her confirmed to People magazine.

There’s no word yet on the sex of the baby.

The father is her boyfriend of three years, Bradley Hull, 19.

Pedo?