Okay. I am tired of reading comment after comment about how bad we suck so stop complaining.
If you want your Justin back so freaking bad, then go sign that little petition thing. Justin said if I posted that it would be the best post in the world and everyone would love me again. SIGN IT NOW.
I AM KOREA. HUK. HUK.
After reading this comment: “..I come to this site for a few reasons, the most important being, BOOBIES… ” -Posted by pangwinking – 9:49pm October 18, 2002, I have decided I would take it upon myself to fulfill all of your boobie needs.
Boobies are great. I like them all. Big, small, different colors. Who cares? Boobies are boobies! This right here is a good example of some nice boobies. And now who doesn’t love some like THESE?? Those, I must say, are the best kind. I mean, how often do you see them THAT color? And now for some hot boobie on boobie action. Now come on, who wouldn’t get off to seeing images like this right here. I’m getting all hot and bothered already. Okay I think I have to stop with all those boobie pictures because well..I should.
for more pictures like those shown. email me at: in_mypants@hotmail.com.
<3 hoo hoos.
Okay this was part of my my most recent entry in my livejournal. (sorry had to give it a little plug so you can add me to your friends list if you wish :] ) Justin said I should post it on here because it’ll give me lots of comments, and because I couldn’t post my other post, that I wrote two days ago, because it was too similar to Thess’s post about balloons.
“Lydias recent post in her LJ has got me thinking. How do guys manage it? Being born with teh penis? It’s not awkward having to walk or sit? I’d be worried I’d sit on it or something. Bah. :\ Darn you Lydia. I can’t stop thinking about it now 🙁 oh well. I still love you. <3" But seriously.. there have got to be pleanty of disadvantages to it. It can’t just be there and not bother you..can it? I know boobs sure suck. BLEH!
I think Justin only asked me to post this in hopes that I would include pictures because his homo-tendency is starting to show again.
psykotik2k: you know what
suzi onCRACK: no
suzi onCRACK: what
psykotik2k: you should post about penises on my site
suzi onCRACK: har
…..later….
psykotik2k: that penis puppet thing is on the tonight show
..and later again..
psykotik2k: penis guys are coming up!
psykotik2k: yeah you could talk about the penis guys
psykotik2k: and ask people your penis question
psykotik2k: make sure you say that you read about the penis thing on lydias site!
Bah. Justin should post on his own site.
psykotik2k: post on my site.
psykotik2k: pleease?
psykotik2k: i want you to bastardize it!
I’m not sure what that means, and neither does he, but I shall bastardize anyways. I had something I was actually going to say. I had written a whole long post but I decided not to post it since everyone else was already posting and I didn’t want to be another update bitch.
I was going to post a picture of this poor baby squirrel my cat attacked, but since my site isnt up at the moment I couldn’t upload it so yeah. You will all have to miss out on such a nice picture. <4 the squirrels. I don't know why I'm posting since I am ignoring Justin. I was boycotting this site due to the pain to my eyes that occurred every time I came here (from this god-awful layout), but I changed my mind since I missed his tardness... Ah <4 silly Canadian Justin. Ah, I am done bastardizing now, I think.. p.s. my boobies are better than all of yours. *cough*i wish*cough* eh.. oh and IM Justin and look at his icon. It is awesomeness.
NOW, I am done bastardizing. <4 !!!
Alright. It is Suzi again. This time I am not here to talk about Justin and his mullet, even though I told him the other day he could have been a stunt double for Joe Dirt. Yes, it IS indeed that bad. I must find that old picture I had of him when I first found out his dirty little secret. But like I said, I won’t talk about that. I have recently come to find out that Justin is bisexual. I don’t have any thing against it, Justin just needs to let everyone know. I figured I’d do it for him. If you don’t believe me just look at this convo!
ex0ticnsull3n: go watch been afleck
psykotik2k: josh hartnett!!
psykotik2k: not ben affelck
ex0ticnsull3n: whatever
psykotik2k: i like ben affl3eck though
psykotik2k: <3
ex0ticnsull3n: josh hartnett is so ugly
psykotik2k: he is so hot
ex0ticnsull3n: I’m the only girl here that doesnt like him
psykotik2k: like the sun
Need you see more proof? The reason I figure he isn’t just gay is because he has a girlfriend. Please let him know that there is nothing wrong with it. Rock on Justin. I think Ben is damn sexy too!
hah. I’m just kidding. I <3 you justin!
Some of you may be wondering why I am posting here. First of all because Justin told me too. Second of all because my site is down and I have nothing better to do, and third of all Justin told me to. He wants me to put a picture of me up here where I wrote “Justin wishes he was here” on my shirt but that won’t happen.
(and because suzi’s such a lazy bum, i had to put it up for her at the bottom myself. lazy bum..! – Justin)
I am also supposed to talk about my new haircut. To make a long story short, I let my sister cut 4 inches of my hair off. It is short. Everyone asks why not go to a salon and do it. Why the hell should I pay someone to do what I can let my sister do for free? I am cheap, just like Justin when he is off whoring himself to pay for his college tuition. <3 anyways... (=P)
Have any of you noticed that Justin has a mullet? I have been nagging him about it.
psykotik2k: i need a haircut
ex0ticnsull3n: mullet man
ex0ticnsull3n: you could be a super hero
ex0ticnsull3n: mullet man
psykotik2k: i dont have a mullet!
ex0ticnsull3n: you could make a movie, like spiderman!
psykotik2k: no!
ex0ticnsull3n: :]
(i assure you i don’t have a mullet)
Anyways I am going to spare you people from having to read anymore of my lame story about haircuts. You can blame Justin for making me write this crap post!! g’day.
