She can juggle my balls anytime.

Actually no, i hate it when girls touch my balls. Girls don’t know what having balls feel like and thus, they probably think they can handle them anyway they want without causing hurt. WRONG!

IT’S TIME TO CELEBRATE!

My God, i can’t wait to play SOCOM again.

Just the way i like them. Big and bouncy.

I wonder what Miley’s teen spirit smells like.

Four more years for Obama confirmed!

Huzzah!

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AB UPDATE:

*takes bow*

We interrupt the ongoing pony lovefest to bring you some hi res pics of Trachtenbabe’s recent Maxim appearance.

Thank you for your attention. You may now return to your rainbow-colored equine orgy.

It’s called My Little Pony. That’s right. This show is SO good. Awesome voice acting, awesome animation, awesome ponies. You need to start watching because you’re missing out if you don’t.

What’s that? A kids’ show? Whatchu know bout kids’ shows!

My Little Pony is being watched by men of all ages. That’s right.

Statistics don’t lie.

Men of all ages.

You can watch full episodes up on the Youtube.

Here’s part 1 of episode 1.

Don’t be a little bitch. Get with the program and discover this secret best show ever. You can watch most of the episodes in 1080p over at this channel. Come on my little bronies! Friendship is magic!

My favorite pony has to be Fluttershy.

Applejack is pretty cool too. Pinkie Pie is just stupid. But funny. Fluttershy is the best though. There’s even a pony called Derpy Hooves. HERP DERP.

In summary: My Little Pony is awesome.

This looks insane.

Also, +1 for Susan Sarandon.

Almost as much as i love Susan Sarandon.

I’m pretty sure this isn’t what you’re supposed to do with a guitar.

I could be wrong though.