I log on and doing my usual rounds… checking my hit stats (they’re slowly coming back down to their normal numbers…), seeing if anybody commented on my posts (a grand total of only 2 new ones over the past 24 hours or so… where are you people?? Comment!) and i’m thinking…”Wow. How much does that suck”.
So i’m checking my mail expecting more disappointment and what the fuck do i see? Seventeen new e-mails. None of them junk nor viruses. Seventeen!
So what’s the logical Justin thing to do in this situation? Why, post the best ones up and reply to them on the site of course!
As if you weren’t already expecting that to happen…
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: dude
From: Dragon6Thirteen@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 10:33:51 AM EST
“Oh no you didn’t!” *does the ghetto head twirl* You didn’t just do a post about people who link you and forget me? That’s right, you didn’t! Dude, I give you like, one a hit a day. Seriously! I should have been FIRST on that goddamned list! C’mon! If it wasn’t for me, no one would even visit your site!
But seriously, I’ve enjoyed your site for months now. Beautiful design and *cough*sometimes*cough* funny content. Later!
Slit Wrist – Scaring young children…
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Link whores. They make the internet go round.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: asswipe
From: pyro_fish_01@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 11:27:42 AM -0500
son of a bitch…after that big post, all that research and me bugging you for an hour, you dind’t even plug me! If you do it in the next 24 hours I wont create a fake conversation where you confess your homosexuality and your longing to feel my manly girth. Love you,
Maven
http://anewmaven.freeservers.com
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It’s really weird now what with people actually asking me to link them and stuff. I mean, maybe it’s just me but i haven’t quite shaken off the fact that this site used to be one of those ‘underground e/n’ sites and how i used to be begging the bigger sites for plugs and links and shit. Apparently, my site’s now become of those said ‘bigger sites’. But of course, it’s still nowhere near as big as the REAL big guys… like Jack, CoS or Solo for example. I’m just ‘big’ big. Not BIG big. Bigger than the smaller sites but smaller than the bigger sites.
Dare i even say… big in a small way?
(*groan*)
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: britney spears website question
From: SpeedyGonzalezJD@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 1:41:08 PM EST
Is there any way you can more britney spears pics from her vegas HBO concert?
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Short of taping the show and (somehow) extracting screenshots out of it, i don’t really know how else i can get more pics. Because i didn’t tape it, i didn’t watch it and i’m not even sure if it was shown on TV. And don’t ask me where you can get more of them of the net either (if there are indeed anymore out there) because i personally didn’t find those pictures. One of my readers forwarded them to me.
But hey, if anybody else has more pictures of her from that concert, you could do no worse than to send em to me and i’ll post them up on the site for everyone to see.
Oh by the way, that guy who e-mail yesterday e-mailed me again…
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: HA
From: Olliekickflip@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 5:18:44 PM EST
The jokes on u I DON’T HAVE FRIENDS, should I be proud of that? Well, it is fun going to our site and seeing my e-mail. its fun having u make fun of me. I need to do this more often! is there anyway I can write columns for u? I can do I can do it for free!
-IaN
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The day you can write columns for me will be the day Kirsten Dunst sits naked on my lap.
Oh and i’d call you a dumbass again but i don’t need to because this next e-mail already does it for me:
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: GAMECUBE vs PS2 vs X-BOX
From: Rory Gillan RGillan@cs.co.za
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 3:32:40 PM +0200
Seen as you’ve posted that other “DUMASSES” 🙂 mail I thought I might as well add my two cents. (Im a cheap bastard). I am a Nintendo fan till the death. When you compare the launch games for the GCN with those that are available on PS2 or X-BOX its a no contest affair.
Granted MGS2 is excellent. Granted Silent Hill 2 kicks ass. You just cant buy a console for a few good games. You want replay value, a long life span, loads of developers (which include RAREWARE in Nintendos case) and you want a beaut of a console. If one looks at the X-BOX their major selling points are HALO and ABES ODDESEY. Did u ever play ABES on PC or PS? It was the most frustrating crap ever. Id rather wank with a cheese grater.
Halo is just a port of another PC Shootem-Up. Well, it was going to be a PC game but “The guy with funny glasses” bought them over to add it to the X-Box lineup. Rather buy a PC then, and play MAX PAYNE.
No-one must ever buy an X-BOX. If you have already done so than your’e a sellout to mass marketing and crapness.
So buy a Gamecube or at worst buy a PS2 – thats the moral of the e-mail.
Oh and visit…..
http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/saintdragon
Its a work in progress but its getting there.
Oh and … chicks dig me cos I visit your site.
Cheers,
Rory
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Well there you go. “Don’t buy an X-Box”. Because:
It’s an unproven machine
Microsoft’s a videogame newbie
The games are BLEH
…and have you seen how fucking HUGE those joypads are? Ridiculous.
The GC and the PS2 are the way to go.
Personally i want a PS2 more than i want a GC. Mostly because the PS2’s already into it’s second generation of games. The GC games there out right now… all still first gen. I usually like waiting about a year for the systems to mature and for the developers to get the hang of the hardware. It’s usually during the second year when the good games finally come out (e.g MGS2 and SH2 for the PS2).
So yeah, right now, a PS2 seems to be the more logical system to get. And maybe i’ll get a GC the next year. And that would probably be in 2003.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: don’t make me have to prove it. =P
From: “silver solice” my_silver_solace@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 3:42:14 PM -0700
hey justin…just wanted to pop in and thank you for the link (silversolace.com). BUT, as my penis feverishly assures me, i am indeed a guy….hence the “…sorry i’m not a hot camgirl,” heh. apparently i was just born with parents bent on giving their son a gender identity problem with his name, but they have failed, for i am still straight.
anyway, really nice site. i’ve known about it for a while, but haven’t really gotten hooked until the last week or two. bomb.
–jesse
jesse@silversolace.com
www.silversolace.com
aim: silverxsolace
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It was actually a joke. That obviously didn’t come through very well. Mostly because i left out the punch line at the end for your reply. I knew i forgot something in that post. That and the fact i forgot to format my HTML properly for that last link i had (which Anal Will so graciously fixed for me).
I forgot what exactly i was gonna say that indicated that i knew you were actually a guy but you gotta admit, if people didn’t know better; judging from your site layout, your URL and your name, they’d probably think you were a girl. Haha.
I can be an asshole sometimes.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
From: ICEPIC456@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 5:42:16 PM EST
That “secret preteen lesbian sex site” has nothing on it. If it does tell me where it is!
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Telling you where to find that site (if it even exsited) would almost be as bad as telling you to go this site.
It’s just wrong! So very wrong! In fact, don’t even click on that link. IT’S WRONG! WRONG I TELL YOU.
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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Hey there
From: LiLShOrTiBLaZe@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 3 2001 11:56:44 PM EST
Yea, i found your site, and i just wanted to say you are fuckin awesome!! lol… i am a bi female and good lord all these females are looking sooo tastey. I just wanted to say thankx for putting this on line for us people who like it. We apreciate it. And not to mention, you look pretty cute.
Shorti
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It’s good to know that you’ve satisfied at least ONE visitor out there. Be it by the posts or by the gratuitous nude naked topless celeb pics.
And by looking cute (?!).
