…big butts and i can’t deny….

thank me for saving this craptastic page, it’s ok though, all the olsen twin porn is safe back here, thank god.

Stacey and Steph are both sitting at the computer terminal next to mine in the library’s MRC.

Me: Hey have you been to this site? It’s called goatse.cx

(If this were a cartoon, they would both have a ? hanging over their heads)

Stacey starts typing in goatsex.com

Me: No no. goat s e dot c x

Stacey starts typing in goatse.cx

Stacey presses enter.

Site loads up.

THEY BOTH LITERALLY SHOUT OUT THE BIGGEST “OH!!!” EVER IN DISGUST. Everybody in the MRC is probably looking at them and their monitor screen.

I laugh my ass off while Stacey starts pinching the heck out of me.

Goatse.cx is great.

We finally got our grade for that short movie thing that we made. You know, that ‘Bad Boyz: Back In Style’ thing. For film class.

Scored highest in the class. And our movie might possibly even be the best one ever made for that class. Or at least the highest scoring one anyway. Can you say BENCHMARK MOVIE? I can.

Lecturer even said that this semester will be the benchmark semester for all the upcoming semesters to beat. In terms of the film projects.

We got an A for ours. With a total score of 39. Out of 40.

ALMOST PERFECT.

Which is pretty remarkable because our movie was WAY over time (23 mins long. 8 minutes over the maximum limit). And the lecturer was threatening to cut marks off because it was too long. Of course, this was before she saw it.

IT WAS THAT GOOD.

The second best movie only got a 37. And the movie that i thought would get the second highest score only got a 36. BUT WE GOT A 39.

It’s a shame that i have no way of showing you guys the movie. OH WELL. SUCKS FOR YOU.

OMG I TOOK ONE OF THOSE ONLINE TESTS.

But yes, on the topic of cats…

My Kitty Kat!

And look! Another cat!

I like cats.

I’ve been posting up A LOT of e-mails recently. But is that gonna stop me from posting up more?

OF COURSE NOT.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: CUTIE PAGEANT / blogblurb 4U?
From: andyboy@cutiepageant.com
Date: , Dec 5 2001 2:42:16 PM -0000

/s/ Andy
Co-Founder of CP
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Don’t you just love it when people mistake you for being a girl? And one that looks like Angelina Jolie at that.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: (or are you a guy named Justin who posts pics of lovely women?)
From: andyboy@cutiepageant.com
Date: , Dec 5 2001 2:48:54 PM -0000
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Unfortunately so.

But yeah, check out that site. It’s loads fast and it can get quite addictive. Lots of cuties. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT.

Kirsten Dunst as a redhead.

Hot damn!

If there’s anything better than Kirsten Dunst herself; it’s Kirsten Dunst as a redhead. BOY I CAN’T WAIT TILL MAY 2002.

Anyway, apparently people actually DO click on my plugs. It’s funny because i actually went back to check on all the site’s i’ve plugged; to see if any of them have acknowlegded the fact that i plugged them. And i saw that a couple of them actually have noticed my plugs.

This one was particularly amusing. She even went as far as to take a screenshot of her referrals. Haha. I helped get her around 72 hits. Up from her usual 8 or so a day.

I also helped this one get over 40 in a day! Wow!

She got quite a few courtesy of me too.

And i’d just like to add that i really like her eyes in this pic.

NICE EYES. YES.

It’s funny. Those first two girls up there; if you read their acknowledgements, they’re all like… really excited and all to get over 40 hits in a day. I think about that and i think back to myself; about how i’m disappointed if i get less than 4000 in a day. Haha.

I feel so ungrateful now. Hehe.

I was talking to Matty earlier today and i was surprised to find out that i actually get more hits than he does. Because all this time i’d always thought that he was the one that was getting more hits. So yeah, that surprised me.

What surprised him on the other hand was the fact that i barely even get any R rated fan signs at all. Most of mine are usually like PG or PG-13. I’ve never actually gotten a full out R one. Not like he does. On a regular basis i might add.

Not that i’m actually asking for any right now but yeah, it just surprised him i guess. Considering the nature of my site and how much i plug people. Mostly girls. It was just weird to him that i don’t get any of ‘those types’ of fan signs.

But yeah, be it PG, PG-13 or R, i’m happy enough if i get any fan signs at all. So i’m not complaining. But everytime i go to Matty’s site, i can’t help but go, “HOW IN THE WORLD DID HE GET THOSE FAN SIGNS?”.

I want fan signs too. Boo hoo. Preferably R ones. But i’ll settle for PG-13! Or even PG!

Hell, i’ll even go down as far as G!

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: plug them not me
From: “Christopher Jarvis” holdmykidney@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Dec 5 2001 10:34:12 AM +0000

Chris [holdmykidney]
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Okie dokie.

Oh and by the way, to Fuzzy, Pearly and Jamie, just for your information, i’ll be leaving Malaysia on Thursday the 13th. My flight’s at 8:15am. And i’ve got my exams next Monday and Wednesday. So if you guys wanna meet up, we could probably do it sometime around this weekend.

Oh and does anyone of you want to send me off to KLIA on the 13th? Haha.

Kidding kidding.

Well. Half kidding anyway.

Dammit Will. I was gonna write a post similar to yours but you beat me to the punch.

But yeah… i finally got my first two real naysayers.

And it only took me a year and half to get them! I MUST TRY HARDER NEXT TIME.

eh. it’s no suprise the naysayers are finally coming out of the woodwork, everyone has them. regardless of what you do or say. we simply have to be content with the fact that they are walking contradictions. first off you have someone who hates your site so much they don’t just walk away in disgust, no they sit down and ponder why they hate it so much. they formulate all this shit in their head and then they sit down and type it all out, and then to ice this beautiful cake they submit their comments to the world via, your own website, the one they hate that is. so far you’ve only had one fucker that’s done that. and logically speaking they should never say anything else. they dropped their two cents, and since they hate this site so much and all i would think they won’t be responding again. but they probably will. as is the case with all the haters.

this other guy, well he’s even worse in some ways. he’s pointing fingers at an issue he doesn’t understand at people that have nothing to do with the original situation he is addressing. that’s just pathetic. at least this guy doesn’t like your site, and doesn’t read it though, we could give him that. but then we reveal his further incompetence. at any rate i would hope he doesn’t because if he does he has no comprehension skills what-so-ever.

honestly, it’s all good, they can say all they want, but it doesn’t change anything. compared to these two assmonkeys you have legions of loyal readers. don’t let it upset you man. everyday more people are turned on to this site, and the more people you have reading it, the more assholes it’s going to attract too, you can’t take one without the other.