Are you one of those people who believes that before you can make a serious commitment to a significant other, you must know absolutely EVERYTHING about his/her past? If you answered ‘yes’ to that question, then do I have a movie for you.

In an effort to keep up with the exciting front page topics of late (zomg controversy!), such as teenage white supremacy, religious extremism, and pedo pregnancy, I offer you the latest film from Bob Goldthwait (I suppose he dropped the ‘cat’ in an effort to be taken seriously). Opening in limited release in the US on October 20, Sleeping Dogs Lie is the heartwarming tale of a girl who finds herself in a precarious situation when the above premise arises in her relationship. See, Amy isn’t like all the other girls…basically because all the other girls didn’t experiment with oral sex on their dogs. 😮

Oh yes, Hollywood has decided to tackle that final cinematic frontier…the romantic bestiality comedy. And I say it’s about time! Where has the voice been for all those young ladies who were so curious about the art of the blowjob, that they began to look in their pet’s direction for practice? Now finally, they have THEIR movie.

So I put it to my beloved fubarians…if your girl admitted to you she once put a little extra wag in her pup’s tail, what would you do? Is honesty really always the best policy? Also feel free to come clean about the sickest, most depraved act of sexual theater in your sordid pasts…after all, we’re not getting married!

^_^

You know… the chick from Whale Rider. She was also Queen of Naboo in Episode III.

PREGNANT AT 16!

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From: ken
Date: Oct 10, 2006 12:11 AM
Subject: Keisha Castle-Hughes pregnant at 16

hi justin,

i’m a long time fan of your site. thought you might be interested in
this bit of news:

http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2006-10/09/content_5180435.htm

cheers,
-Ken
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From the article:

“Whale Rider” star Keisha Castle-Hughes, 16, is reportedly expecting a child.

The Oscar-nominated actress, who was born in Australia, is due this spring with what will be her first child, a representative for her confirmed to People magazine.

There’s no word yet on the sex of the baby.

The father is her boyfriend of three years, Bradley Hull, 19.

Pedo?

NIPPLE SLIP!

Too bad i have absolutely ZERO interest at all in this girl.

So what’s the scariest most disturbing film i’ve seen so far this year?

Hostel? Slither? The Descent? Severance? The Hills Have Eyes? Imprint?

Nope.

It’s called… JESUS CAMP!!!

It’s about little kids getting brainwashed by hardcore crazy Evangelicalists and training them to become ‘warriors for Jesus’!

Now now. You’ve probably heard about this little flick – actually, it’s a documentary – but no no..! You’re probably thinking it’s like another one of those Michael Moore-ish (ftw!) documentaries with ‘dubious editing’ and ‘reshuffled clips’ or whatnot. But no! Because see..

Jesus Camp is not a “hatchet job.” The filmmakers did not go in with an anti-Christian agenda and use selective editing to prove their point. They are observers. Jesus Camp does not represent an attack on the Evangelical community. Ewing and Grady employ a “point-and-shoot” philosophy. They allow the subjects of the documentary to guide where the film goes (perhaps, according to the saying, giving them enough rope to hang themselves). The principals of the film, including Pastor Becky Fischer (the main spokesperson for Evangelical Christianity here), are pleased with the final result. They do not believe they have been misrepresented.

I’ve read mainstream reviews likening what goes on at these Jesus Camps as the extremist Christian version of those extremist Al Qaeda training camps. It’s actually not all that far off a comparison.

YouTube trailer below. Or the Quicktime trailer here if you want quality. Either way, you have to have a look if you haven’t already.

Some dude in the YouTube comments:

That fat lady, Becky Fischer looks like she could use some dick.She wouldn’t be so crazy if she got a hot beef injection every now and them. White guys don’t like fat chicks and there is probly no Black men in her neck of the woods , in North Dakota to fill the void. To all you white guys out there, you must start boneing your fat chicks. Take one for the team, for the good of humanity. This is what happens when fat chicks go to long with out getting any Man Sausage !

Some Evangelical Christians however are now frantically trying to distance themselves from the ones portrayed in the film.

In a statement, the president of Magnolia Pictures who produced the film, Eammon Bowles, said: “We’re frankly surprised and a little disheartened by the efforts of prominent members of the evangelical community to clamp down on Jesus Camp. Whether or not the children and camp depicted in the film represents the ‘mainstream’ of the Evangelical movement is beside the point: they exist, the film documents them, and the subjects feel they’ve been treated fairly. Why a community that’s so quick to attack discrimination from secular Americans would then turn and do the same to other Evangelicals is unexpected, to say the least.”

PS: These people also help put Bush in office.

She gets bonus points for being named after a videogame princess. And she’s pretty cute too, for being Robin Williams’ daughter.

Not hairy at all!

PS: DOB 31 July 1989

You know. Those singing Nazi olsen twins from last year. Well apparently they’re back in the news again.

Just got an e-mail from RegPed about them.

Justin this is RegisteredPedophile. I am writing you to tell you that Lynx and Lamb “The girls from Prussian Blue” Moved 5 houses down from me in Kalispell.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=prussian+blue+kalispell

it’s everywhere.

Haha. Apparently they moved to Kalispell from Bakersfield, California because it was “not white enough”.

Neighbors are apparently freaked out, distributing fliers that say, “No Hate Here”. Aryan nationalists are of course, quick to defend the twins.

What would you do if you lived 5 houses down from them?

British FHM shows naked boobies in it!*

*(it’s a well known fact)

Sexy AND educational!

Check it out.

If you could choose between either Amanda or Lacey, who would you pick and why?

This guy is hilarious. I only just discovered him a coupla days ago. You need to watch his videos (if you haven’t already). Start off with this one:

“You can walk over it??”

I actually quit playing that stupid game because of that. You can WALK OVER IT??? Fuck you ULTRA Games/Konami!!! Thanks for ruining my childhood!

So yeah, check out The Angry Nintendo Nerd. It’s good times!