Lolz, i’m boughted teh bootleg.

Fact: I spent a total of probably about 18 minutes playing Final Fantasy X before i decided it wasn’t worth my time sucked and never touching it again. I think i got to the first boss battle during the prelude thingy on the highway at the beginning of the game.

Never played FFX2, only got to the second disc of IX, quit once i got to the boss castle at the end of VIII (no way was i going through playing the stupid last levels with split parties and no powers, i hated it in FFIII (SNES) and i hate it in VIII. The last FF i actually finished all the way through was FFVII.

Best FF ever was FFIII on the SNES of course. I remember playing through that one from start to finish in one go. Only took me about 24 hours straight.

But considering FFXII got like a perfect 10/10/10/10 rating in Famitsu, i’m hoping that i’ll enjoy XII enough to actually complete it.

Haven’t actually playtested XII yet (i JUST got home with it), so for those of you who’ve already played it… how is it? Any good?

I realize it’s not even supposed to be out yet (US release date is October 31st) but it is available for download if you know where to look. Burn a copy and play it on your modded PS2! Me, i just buy ’em off of store shelves.

Oh hey check this out, bootleg 360 games!

Too bad my 360 isn’t modchipped. Yet…?

She’s 60 today. And still HOT!

God, i love Susan Sarandon.

As much as i love fapping to Susan Sarandon circa 1978 (in Pretty Baby), i think i’d rather fap to Susan Sarandon circa 2006 as i think her boobies have actually gotten bigger since then.

HOT!

Here’s more of those super high resolution Keeley pics.

You know… the ones where it’s like holding a magnifying glass next to her tits?

For your viewing/fapping pleasure.

Scarlett FTW!

Scarlett Johansson’s hourglass figure and plum movie roles have brought her many fans. Among them, clearly, the editors at Esquire. The magazine has just crowned her “Sexiest Woman Alive.”

The 21-year-old actress poses in come-hither garb on the cover and inside pages of the magazine’s November issue, on newsstands October 18.

On the cover, she wears a bra and a white Calvin Klein mini-dress; In a series of photos inside (showing her as an “enigmatic trailer-park temptress,” the magazine says), she wears cleavage-baring black lingerie paired with an open white robe, among other get-ups.

Johansson, whose screen credits include “The Black Dahlia,” “Lost in Translation” and “Match Point,” says she would rather be admired for attributes other than sex appeal.

“What about my brain? What about my heart? What about my kidneys and my gallbladder?” she asks, addressing all the hoopla about her curves in an interview in the magazine.

She is no stranger to the paparazzi’s cameras, and once flashed a sign proclaiming, “the person taking this picture is harrassing me.”

“Apparently I spelled ‘harass’ wrong,” she recalls. “It was horrible. I couldn’t remember whether it was one ‘r’ or two, and I asked like four people, and they said two.”

Will post pics when they appear.

It sure ain’t no Keeley Hazell calendar.

And the only thing worse than this would be a Haylie Duff calendar.

There are 50 dark movies hidden in this painting.

Each movie title is represented by a visual riddle in the painting.

How many can you identify?

I got 47 out of 50.

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From: Rob
Date: Sep 29, 2006 12:23 PM
Subject: jojo

Do you think you could post those pics of jojo in a bikini again? You posted them for a day or two and next thing I know, they’re gone! Please! I can’t find those pics anywhere else! They were my absolute favorite too! If you can’t post them, could you at least e-mail them to me? PLEASE!!!
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Pervert.

From the New York Daily News:

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood’s biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he’s acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

“Just when you think you have seen everything in this business,” he tells us, “mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it.”

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler’s Larry Flynt, Vivid’s Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He’s a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on “Welcome Back, Kotter”) on Fox’s “Celebrity Boxing 2.”

Diamond’s manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom “The Knights of Prosperity.”

“I haven’t seen the tape,” Paul told us. “I’ve heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings.”

In 1996, former “Saved by the Bell” sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, “Show Girls.”

The sex vid’s working title is “Saved by the Smell.” Ewwwww.

Preview of the tape here.