Is it just me or have her boobies gotten smaller since we last saw her?

UK:Resistance seems to think she’s aged badly too.

I’d still hit it though.

From: Allen
Date: Sep 13, 2006 3:45 AM
Subject: Lohan is at it again

I’m not sure if you’ve seen this yet Justin but I just had to share, because since Lindsay is apparently really into sharing I have to pay it forward or some such nonsense. Keep up the good work man.

Never… Heard… of her? (ZING!?) Neither have i. But i was reading up on this little indie horror flick called All The Boys Love Mandy Lane (which she plays the title character – sounds like a good movie too) and i was like, YEP, HOT ENOUGH TO GOOGLE. So i did.

Didn’t find out much about her though. Guess she’s not famous enough. But i did find out her vital statistics!

Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Green
Height: 5′ 8″
Bust: 33
Waist: 24
Hips: 33
Dress: 1
Shoe: 8

Proficient in American Sign Language, Spanish 3 student, dancing, horseback, lacrosse, swimming, varsity drama, certified lifeguard, rock climber, diver, and golfing.

Born 22 April 1986.

Wait. Doesn’t that make her like, 20 or something?

Too old.

But i’d still hit it.

So i was watching MTV earlier today and they had this interview with this relatively new chick singer person – new to me at least, never heard of her before. Didn’t find out what her name was until after the interview. She was talking about her musical influences and stuff – 50 Cent, Jay-Z etc etc, and how she’s into hip hop and stuff – even though her music sounds nothing remotely like hip hop – more like Britney Spears really. So anyway, they played her video, my penis contemplated getting a boner, i waited for her name to show up, and there it was. Tata Young. Tata Young??

So anyway, i Google her and tried to see if she had any hot pics online. Because, fuck, that video of hers that played, it was hot. Like, literally. I’m pretty sure she even sang about temperatures rising and how she needs the rain to cool off the (her?) hotness or something.

She actually sort of looks like Jessica Chobot. I think it’s her haircut. I still hate Jessica Chobot by the way.

Askmen.com gave her a pretty decent rating (79/100).

Anyhow, click here to watch that video where she’s writhing around on a bed all wet and touching herself and stuff.

I think i’d hit it.

Oh, excuse the crazy moon language that she speaks in at the beginning of the video. She’s from Thailand.

On MTV…

What are the odds that one of those is her O-face?

LOL

…is NOT HOT.

And neither is her saggy old mom.

big boobs ≠ hawt

Fact.

No lips this time.

Just some private (?) candid shots.

PS: That crotch pic is totally real btw – as seen on the matrixphotos.com site, the agency that took the pics.

Fact: I’ve never seen Battlestar Galactica. Even though i own the miniseries AND the first season on DVD.

I tried watching the first 10 minutes of the pilot and i was like ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. So i turned it off and watched something else. I think it was the directors cut of Hellboy or something.

Angelbaby apparently loves this show. Rumors on the internets says she looks almost like Grace Park herself*. But then again don’t all Asians look alike? -_-

*I may or may not be making this up.

Older, sexier (debatable) shoot here. Without makeup? Here.

Her other ones that is.

I fapped to her in Training Day.

And i still hate tagged pics.

In other news, Lindsay Lohan got felt up by some guy.

FTW?

But probably not as FTW as when Mandy Moore got felt up.

FTW!