I was watching Aquamarine on DVD with my girlfriend last night. Much to her dismay of course. She kept calling me a pervert for some reason. I think it was my incessant outspoken desire to see Jojo in a bikini and the fact that i actually hit rewind and went frame by frame during this one scene where i swore i saw Sara Paxton’s naked sideboob (i did and i was right).
Yeah. Jojo is fucking hot.
Here’s a video of Lindsay doing a little boxing (and bouncing) in that blue bikini at the beach.
Fap fap?!
ALL WET.
ALL YUMMY.
From the movie “Scoop”.
Scarlett really needs to do movie nudity. Like soon. So i can fap to her for great justice.
Right here.
Obviously it’s a little barren (okay more like, completely barren) but hey, it’ll pick up in time. Maybe.
And i promise, this time, i’ll actually give two shits about running it properly (i.e. having moderators etc etc).
Okay maybe just one shit. Which is a step up from not giving a shit at all like last time (post TJNR, pre .net move). Let’s just hope we can get some responsible mods to keep things under relative control if the forums ever do pick up steam. But with only a few people who are actually even aware of this .net address, don’t expect a huge influx of new registrants anytime soon. Maybe once .com finally starts pointing .net.
I’m still wondering why it’s taking so long for it to do so (.com to start pointing to .net). I think my domain name registrar is like, holding it hostage or something. Start pointing here already damnit!! Propagate! Propagate!!!
With only 144 shopping days until Christmas, I know what you are probably asking yourself:
“What can I get for the special guy in my life that he doesn’t already have?”
Well, fret no longer…let your friendly neighborhood AngelBaby help you give a unique gift that will keep on giving all year long…
I’m talking Shower Boobs. Yep, you heard me…SHOWER BOOBS.
They are pretty much exactly what you think they are. According to the website that sells them, “the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.” Shockingly, it doesn’t appear that this remarkable invention came from the same creative Japanese minds that brought the world the infamous “Sharanpowan” breast pillow. But couldn’t you just imagine celebrity versions of this product? Maybe with waterproof portraits you could adhere to the tile above your boobs? Just imagine how long you could go without having to refill the Pam Anderson model…
My main question about this product isn’t “why does it exist?” but rather “why doesn’t the shower gel/shampoo come out of the nipples?”
It’s no secret that one of my most favoritest movies ever (besides TITANIC) is the original Bring It On (never seen the sequel – but i probably should someday, Bree Turner is in it and i’ve always liked her ever since she dipped her titties into that aquarium in Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo).
Anyhow, Bring It On 3 is out and Hayden Panettiere’s in it. And i’m pretty sure you’ve seen that .gif that’s been circulating of her jiggling her ass (i fapped to it).
Anyway, here’s a collection of Hayden related clips and .gifs from the movie available for download (40.3MB .rar file). Enjoy!
Remember her?
The Apple Switcher? She was actually featured on the site’s layout a coupla years ago (back when the site used to just feature one celebrity at a time e.g Avril, Amanda Bynes, Denise Richards, Claire Forlani et al).
Seems like Ellen’s been doing some acting as of late!
Here’s what she looks like now:
…and it was like, bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep…
Well the site is back up. For some of you. That know of this URL (dontlinkthis.net). Otherwise you’re either probably seeing a blank page come up – if you’re still trying to go to dontlinkthis.net. That’s because i sort of made it so .com pointed to the .net servers yesterday (.com and .net are hosted on different ones) while i was moving everything over (the .com site is now hosted on .net) and then decided against it (and just made it so .com would redirect to .net) and now i guess the DNS is still like, re-propogating back to the old server. Or something.
So why the move?
In honor of sinac’s mongoose-like win and her upcoming scary movie, Pulse…I present Kristen Bell stuff.
From the August issue of Shape magazine (zomg bikini!)
Damn, some of you little whiners bitch more than some…well…bitches I happen to know.
“Waahhh, we don’t want any more pink hair!”
“Boo-hoo, where’s all teh boobies?”
For god’s sake, wipe your nose. Because I love y’all so much, here’s what I’m gonna do…
The first person to comment correctly naming the owners of the following celeb booties wins a fabulous prize…they get to request the subject of the next post. Seeing how some of you feel like you could do a better job picking what goes on the front page, here’s your chance to exercise a little editorial control.
Here we go!
Ass #2Okay, get crackin! *giggle*
Oh, and the next person who gets uppity also gets a prize…