Yeah, I’m a little late. I ate too many Peeps and passed out from a sugar overdose. Curses!

Ooooh…you’ll pay, Peeps! Mark my words…you will pay.

Sweet revenge.

For those of you who don’t remember, Madeline played the younger sister on that old TV sitcom with Fran Drescher, The Nanny.

Little Gracie’s all grown up now and here she is topless, riding David Duchovny and punching him in the face (!) in this trailer for an untitled David Duchovny Showtime project.

Pics and a .gif of the scene in the small gallery below!

UPDATE: Videos added! Great for putting on loop. And fapping to. Download here and here.

Verdict: I’d let her ride me and punch me in the face!

Kristen Bell is so pretty, even her PORES are pretty.

So what’s up with the next season of Veronica Mars? Cancelled? Not cancelled? Haven’t been keeping up with the trades lately.

I know Erika Christensen’s show, Six Degrees (on ABC), got cancelled. Which is a shame. I like her. I always wished Swimfan was rated R so i could fap to it. Ah hell, it was PG-13 and i fapped to it anyway. Swimming pool scene FTW!

PS: she is not fat you fucking haters.

Another year, another season of Entourage. Which is good because it’s only like the bestest show on TV bar none!

Emmanuelle Chriqui was at the season premiere. With a little nip slip action too. But once again, that hairdo… i hate it on Scarlett and i hate it on anybody else too.

Jamie Lynn Sigler, whom i’m not really familiar with since i don’t watch the Sopranos, was also there. What other stuff has she been in besides the Sopranos anyway?

Carla Gugino was at the premiere too, sporting another unfortunate hairdo, but she has big boobs so it’s all OK.

I think she’s on the show now or something, or so i heard. I don’t like to read spoilers for this show.

Carla Gugino = hotsexpussyfuckballs.

It’s been quite some time since the lovely Miss Browning has made a fubar appearance. Long overdue if you ask me. When is she gonna do another movie?

This girl’s luscious, ripe, pouty lips kill me. I bet you could kiss those for like hours.

You know…if you were into that sort of thing.

Um…perhaps I’ve said too much.

Okay, here’s some jailbait that’s a little closer to not getting you listed as a registered sex offender should you be caught fapping to her for great justice. Mark your calendars, boys…she’s legal on August 21!

Until then, here she is seemingly unaware of the deadly (but hawt) combination of black clothing and flash photography.

I hope this isn’t a sign that Hayden is headed for Lohan territory in the near future…

Note the carrying of the water bottle. In Hohan’s case, we know that thing is full of straight vodka. Hopefully, Hayden is just quenching her thirst with H2O. Further proof that she’s not (yet) following Lindsay down Skank Lane? The presence of a bra and boyshort panties under her sweater dress. Teh Lohan dispensed with such confining underclothes long, long ago.

Who??

She was Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, was also in Bridge to Terabithia, and her new movie The Reaping starts today (no, not The Raeping, that’s Dakota Fanning’s next one). As pointed out by a wise man in the forums, if fubar was just starting up this year, Annasophia might very well be one of the young ones in the banner at the top of the page.

Oh yeah, she’ll be 14 this December.

Pedos ahoy!

This Alanis Morissette video is totally made of WIN.