I think. I love. This video.

Note to self: Buy Avril’s third album when it comes out (April 17th!!!)

PS: Bonus points for this song being on the Burnout Dominator (?!?!!) soundtrack.

This is probably because she invented punk.

EA UNVEILS EXPLOSIVE SOUNDTRACK FOR BURNOUT DOMINATOR
Soundtrack Headlined by the World Premiere of Avril Lavigne’s New Track “Girlfriend”

CHERTSEY, UK. – February 23, 2007 – Electronic Arts (NASAQ: ERTS) today announced the complete soundtrack for its upcoming racing game, Burnoutâ„¢ Dominator. Celebrating speed and attitude, the soundtrack features 33 tracks from today’s hottest artists, including the world premiere of Avril Lavigne’s new track “Girlfriend”. Burnout Dominator is released on March 23rd for the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system and PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system.

WHAT. NO XBOX 360 VERSION?

Still getting it though. Loves me some Burnout. And Avril.

Full Burnout Dominator press release and song list here.

Not too many hot chicks on American Idol this year. Nevertheless, some topless pics of top 24 contestant, Antonella Barba, have turned up on the internets.

Don’t get your hopes up too high. The topless pics are of the ‘cocktease’ variety.

I think there are maybe one or two people here who actually bother watching Lost (zzz), so I figured this might be of some interest. The 33-year old, “Korean Julia Roberts” who’s made a name for herself in the U.S. from being on that show, did a shoot for the March issue of Maxim.

FUN FACT: She originally auditioned for the part of Kate on Lost, but the producers didn’t believe she was right for the part. Instead they created the character of Sun for her.

FUN FACT 2: She is a trained fighter. Her combat skills are Unarmed, Quarter Staff, Broad Sword and Tae Kwon Do. 😮

Personally, I don’t see what all the fuss is about…

Grace Park > Yunjin Kim

As you know, many women are getting their vaginas surgically enhanced (designer vaginas) to make them prettier and more feminine. Can you distinguish which female genitals designer vaginas and which are natural?

Take the test here!

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and today it is also in the click of your mouse. Consider the key key aspects of nipple appearance, nipple projection and areola size, and then cast your vote for the perfect nipple. It’s simple to do, click on the square with your favorite nipple then click “cast your vote”.

Pick the perfect nipple here!

In keeping with the musical theme of the posts of late (Grammys, McPheever, What What, Bald Brit) I bring you one of my faves, Jewel.

I’m not real sure where these pics come from, though it would appear that she’s on a talk show of some sort. The kind where they make some food and sing some songs, evidently. Regardless, she’s displaying her bounteous cleavage, and that’s always yumb.

Hopefully, these scrumtrulescent pics will help soothe your optic nerves of the pain caused by ‘What What’ and Britney’s new look.

I still need to pick up her last album, I heard it was supposedly a return to her early folksy sound.

Acoustic Jewel > Dance Jewel

HAIRLESS AS THE DAY SHE WAS BORN.

PRESUMABLY.

PS: WHAT WHAT IN MY BUTT > BALD BRITNEY SPEARS

So I learned a couple of things from my Grammy post…

1. Lots of you think Ashlee will never be the hawtness equal of her sister.

2. Lots of you have serious cases of McPheever, and aren’t looking for a cure.

Therefore, I present the first post dedicated solely to Kat on fubar. These might not be the freshest pics available of her, but I think they are some of the hotter ones.

2006 American Music Awards

2006 Billboard Music Awards

Cover and promo pics for her first album

With legs like that, who cares if she once dabbled in Scientology? What I wouldn’t give to have stems like hers… 🙁

The Grammys were Sunday night. I didn’t watch (zzz) but as usual I was curious what everyone wore to the awards. Seems like metallics were the fashion of the evening, and many girls changed outfits from the show to the afterparties. So after scouring teh intarwebs, here’s some of what I consider the highlights…

Christina Aguilera (notice she’s still collecting Grammys while Britney collects cellulite)

Scarlett Johansson (not the best she’s ever looked, but not the worst either)

Katharine McPhee (hmm…where was that old guy she lost to? guess they must’ve forgot to invite him)

Nelly Furtado (she looked really cute…love the hair)

Jessica Simpson (look at me, I’m a brunette now…plz take me seriously)

Ashlee Simpson (all that surgery pays off…finally surpasses big sis in the looks department)

Shakira (good lawd that’s a lot of hair)

Vanessa Minnillo (gotta hand it to Nick Lachey, quite an upgrade)

Maria Menounos (I’m always getting her and Minnillo mixed up…I bet Nick has done ’em both…at the same time)

Petra Nemcova (yes she’s still dating the “You’re Beautiful” guy…that song makes me throw up in my mouth a little everytime I hear it)

Zuleyka Rivera (who? yeah I dunno either…but she’s a hottie)

Whew…that was a lot of work! But where were the two hawt Jessicas (Alba and Biel) for this soirée? I was hoping they’d at least hit one of the afterparties in some sessy duds. Lose.