Some pretty awful scans of some pretty nice pics. But beggars can’t be choosers.

Will replace them with better quality ones when i find them.

UPDATE: Replaced! And with the whole set now. Plus one more photoshoot thrown in for good measure.

I got 15 invites to give out for the Virb.com beta testing.

It’s sort of like *Myspace or *Friendster but infinitely more slicker and faster and A LOT more customizable. It’s pretty cool. Especially if you’re into *stupid shit like that.

If you’re interested, just let me know in the comments. Make sure you have a valid e-mail address attached to your profile (if you’re registered with this site) or just e-mail me. Or you can leave your e-mail address in the comments. I’ll let everyone know once my invites are all used up. First come, first served!

Don’t forget to join the fubar group once you’re all signed up!

My Virb URL: http://virb.com/dontlinkthis

UPDATE: I’m all out of invites! But maybe you can score one from some of the commenters who got one.

UPDATE 2: A secret signup link! Only 99 per day. Thanks Lindsay!

There’s a lot of eye candy, too. Ricci spends most of the film either half naked or more than that, and it’s plain that she did a lot of work on her body to prepare for this part.

FTW.

Joblo has a clip up of Ricci getting nailed by Justin Timberlake. Check it out.

Previous Black Snake Moan posts for your perusal here.

Holy shit!

I haven’t seen them looking this good since i fapped to them in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer!

Predict Jojo’s career path!

Outcome 1: The way of Christina?

Outcome 2: The way of Mandy?

Outcome 3: The way of Britney?

I tried looking for more information on (Princess?) Leelee’s supposed royal blood by Googling “leelee sobieski royal blood” and my own fucking website came up as the first result! That’s not very useful now is it?!?!

I’m looking forward to this flick. Just to see if can one up the first one. Torture movies FTW!

Here’s one of the posters they had up at the New York Comic-Con.

FAP……?

“I squeezed her boobs and they are real! They’re jiggly and soft.” – Tyra Banks

AB UPDATE: Now you can watch Tyra get to second base with McPheever!

FACT: Jessica Biel has the best body (and booty) in Hollywood.

Shame that this dress doesn’t do it justice!

Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candyman. Candym-

I think. I love. This video.

Three best lines?

He’s a one stop shop, makes the panties drop
He’s a one stop shop, makes my cherry pop
He’s a one stop shop, with a real big *uhh*

Oh. My. 😮

Christina > Avril

fact.