POOR PARIS

I almost feel sad for her. Here’s the story behind those new pics and videos.

As if one night in Paris wasn’t enough, you can now take an extended tour.
The sex-crazed heiress is burning up the Web again – thanks to a couple of porn purveyors who posted a treasure trove of her most embarrassing personal items – including sleazy sex tapes, topless photos, love letters, medical records and even hundreds of celebrity cellphone numbers.

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Links to the new Paris vids

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UPDATE: Sorry! Most of the links have been removed by Rapidshare. If you know of any others, post them in the comments!

Link for all vids (7 in total):

Complete set (87.9 meg)
Complete set (mirror)

Individual Rapidshare links:

Astor
Atlantic City
Computer Topless
Acting Topless
Bathtub 1
Bathtub 2
Bathtub 3
Paris Bed 1
Paris Bed 3

Some Megaupload mirrors:

Astor Vid
Bathtub 1
Bathtub 2
Atlantic City

READER SUBMISSION* – video game girl

from: maria
date: Jan 24, 2007 5:10 PM
subject: video game girl

I’m sure you’re familiar with the somewhat famous pic of the girl with a video game system covering her tits and vag up.

Well here are some more. It’s been about 3 years since that picture was taken, and she’s gone to shit.

*send all reader submissions/tips to the usual address. no guarantees on if they’ll get posted though!

Mena Suvari caught topless!

Though, i have to say, i find these pictures to be completely unfappable.

But maybe i’m just not a big Mena Suvari fan.

I’d rather fap to Thora Birch in American Beauty instead.

A young Thora Birch seen standing in a window as she first removes her shirt to reveal her bra, and then unhooks her bra slowly to show us her large, natural breasts. Hi-res DVD capture from American Beauty.

FTW!

Fact: Fapping to that scene technically makes you sort of a pedo.

WHAT THE HOOF?!

Got an e-mail from fellow reader ‘tehpunk’ with, and i quote, “more kate hoof evidence”.

Gross!

For those who don’t know, that is Kate from Katesplayground.com. And she’s always hiding her foot hoof in her shoots. Somehow, her hoof got caught on camera this time.

LINK HE COME TO A TOWN COME TO SAVE THE PRINCESS ZELDA!!!

Look at what i’m gotted. KEKE. ^_^

Yeah! A classic controller for the Wii, Zelda for the Wii, a limited edition Zelda guidebook for the Wii, a 1up mushroom, and Lost Planet Collector’s Edition.

Was hoping to get a Nunchuk, a Wii-mote and Rayman Raving Rabbids but they were all out of stock. Managed to get myself a Wii component cable a coupla weeks back tho.

Now all i need is an actual Wii itself. It’s so fucking hard to get a US Wii without having to pay a premium price for it even two months after launch. JAP Wii’s on the other hand, are all over the place but US Wii’s, nigh on impossible to find.

I actually already have Zelda… for the Gamecube that is. But i hardly get to play the damn game ever since my fiancee kidnapped my Gamecube. All she ever plays is Animal Crossing (every. single. day.) and she refuses to let me take my Gamecube back. I curse the day that i introduced Animal Crossing into her life.