I used to think Eva Mendes > Eva Longoria.
But now, i think Eva Longoria > Eva Mendes.
But Eva Amurri > Eva Longoria + Eva Mendes.
Either way(s), here’s Eva Longoria probably as naked as she’ll ever be. Unless a sex tape comes out*!
*Chances: Very unlikely.
Cool. Something i submitted to Joystiq got picked up as a post! Even though they didn’t credit me. Bastards.
It’s actually something made by our good friend Trip. Creator of CHOBOT INVASION and numerous songs about me and my site (and the all time classic, ‘Hermione‘).
Trip created a flash application that lets you create your own “You got an item” scene from The Legend of Zelda (or Link to the Past). Not only can you personalize what the old man tells you, but you can also change the item Link picks up from a boring old sword to any 35 x 35 pixel image.
So please, if you will, check out DUH DUH DUH DUHHhhhhh and Digg it if you like it.
There’s a whole bunch of other user created “Take This” Zelda scenes linked in both the Joystiq and Digg comments. So let’s see what you guys can come up with and post your links in the comments!
Not too crazy about that hairdo (i prefer her Golden Globes ‘do) but would you look at that bod????
HOT.
On a scale of 1 to 10, i give her figure an 8.7!
I’d fap to her old almost nude Gear photoshoot but she wasn’t as toned as she is right now back then.
It’s kinda like fapping to Jamie Pressly in Poison Ivy after seeing her in DOA. It’s just not the same!!
PS: Jessica Biel does NOT have a linebacker body.
Okay, this is the girl cheng asked to see by virtue of winning the Name That Butt II contest. I had to look her up to figure out exactly who she was. Most recently, she was the lead in the (horrible, I’m told) remake of When A Stranger Calls. She was also in that movie with Elisha Cuthbert which I meant to see, but never did.
FUN FACT: She was the little girl who got attacked by all the tiny dinos at the beginning of Jurassic Park 2.
So they gave out these awards last night and lots of beautiful celebs showed up to strut their stuff on the red carpet. I didn’t watch (wtf…hours 3 & 4 of 24 were on!) but I did a quick survey of what the girls had to offer (nothing came close to Scarlett’s faptastic red dress from last year), and here are some of my faves. Interestingly, most of them from the world of TV rather than the silver screen.
ps. Don’t worry, cheng…I haven’t forgotten about your Camilla post. 😉
I CAN SEE YOUR NIPPLES LINDSAY LOHAN.
Pictured with Sienna Miller.
Found some yearbook photos of Kristin.
The grad council pic is my favorite. This is what i see when i look at it:
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Fucking Asians and their geeky grad councils!
I don’t watch BattleZZZZZZZZ GalactiZZZZZZZZ. I tried watching like the first 5 minutes of the pilot and i fell asleep. Okay not really but i did get so bored that i turned it off. I think i’ve mentioned this before. Anyway, here’s Tricia Helfer. I think she’s on the show or something.
I would have preferred Grace Park do this shoot. Even though i hate her. Like i hate Kristin Kreuk. And Jessica Alba.
Speaking of Kristin Kreuk…
