Who wears short shorts?

Smiley wears short shorts!

Hannah Montana: The Movie needs more bikini shower scene.

Scarlett is on the cover of the August issue of Cosmo, likely as advance publicity for her movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona which hits theaters on Aug 15.

There was obvious, audible excitement in the theater where I first saw the trailer for this film (it showed before Wanted), during the scene where Scarlett kisses Penelope Cruz. I have to admit, it did look pretty hawt. Let’s see what y’all think…

No, not the yellow cartoon family, the big-boobed sisters.

Giving you some idea of how slow the celeb pic front has been this summer, here’s some candids of preggo Ashlee Simpson-Wentz.

Her belly doesn’t look all that huge, but those milk jugs look like she could already feed an entire nursery.

Not to be outdone by lil sis, when Jessica stepped out recently, she strapped on her best push-up and one of her lowest cut dresses.

Unfortunately for her, I think the only way she’s gonna truly steal any of Ashlee’s spotlight right now would be to get knocked up with a little Cowboy by Tony Romo. That would at least get her on SportsCenter.

Okay, I finally heard this song for the first time the other day, and I’m not sure I really wanted to like it, but I can’t get the damn thing outta my head (and not just for the content). It hit #1 on the Billboard chart on June 25.

It’s just so catchy and hooky. Curse you Katy Perry!

The lyrics do raise an interesting question, however. For all the boys with girlfriends out there…would YOU mind it?

Mmmm…cherry chapstick…

FUN FACT: When she was 16, Katy’s first release was Christian gospel.

Aww…Miranda is on the cover of Aussie Men’s Style magazine.

At first I was a little thrown by the Winter 2008 cover date, but then I remembered that the seasons are reversed in the Southern Hemisphere. Weird.

So. Kyute. ^_^

Here are some pics snapped on the set of Heroes yesterday. FTW!

I’m digging Hayden’s bad-girl look with the dark hair, tight black clothes and boots, and of course the .45 auto she’s packin’. I would guess this look was put together for one of the show’s famous glimpses into the future when things seem to be bleak for our heroes.

Look how Hayden shuts her eyes while shooting her pistol. What a girl.

I don’t do that…anymore. >_>

UPDATE: Added some more pics, including a booty shot for those begging for one, and some of Hayden and her boy Milo. Not rly sure what they’re up to in these, but it looks like Peter Petrelli is practicing his frisking technique on Claire.

Thought some promo stills of Jessica from her new movie, The Love Guru, might be of interest to some.

The last pic is hawt.

Alba + Mac laptop = yumb

Um… >_>

1:55 ftw.

I hadn’t seen China since her debut in The Big Hit (she was kyute in her schoolgirl outfit), and then she popped up in the pilot episode of Burn Notice last year (it’s a good show for anyone who hasn’t seen it). Apparently, she also did a voice for Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

Now she’s dating Keanu Reeves, or perhaps she just enjoys spending time hanging out topless with him on French Riviera beaches. They’d spawn some interesting offspring, as her parents were Chinese-Scot and German-Japanese, and Neo’s background is English-Hawaiian-Chinese-Portugese.

Keanu better watch himself, Miss Chow could put an eye out with those things.

So, Jessica had her baby back on June 7. It was a girl, which they named Honor Marie. Hopefully, she’ll grow up to be as hawt as mommy. Guys, start your countdown-til-legal clocks now.

In celebration of the Alba genes being successfully perpetuated, here’s a video of Jess demonstrating her mutant staring power. But I think I’ve got what it takes to beat her. Let’s go, bitch! You’re mine!

3…2…1… GO!

Damn. I lost.

Curse you and your bionic eyes, Jessica Alba!