Zooey Deschanel

Tomorrow, Zooey’s highest profile movie to date hits the big screen when The Happening opens.

This shoot was done for the June/July issue of BlackBook magazine, and I think she looks cute in her retro swimsuit.

By the way, has anyone else notice how heavily they are advertising this as M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN’S FIRST R-RATED FILM? Okay, we got it…it’s gonna be bloody. Ooooh.

ps. Somebody cried about not getting pics of Zooey from The Happening premiere…so voilà!

Michelle Trachtenberg

Those of you who are lucky enough to have ABC Family Channel can catch Michelle tonight at 8pm Eastern in her new movie, The Circuit.

I guess it was made to cash in on the hype and popularity of female racers like Danica Patrick. And I know Justin is gonna love this one, not only because Trachtenbabe is the star, but she plays video games in it as well.

zoom zoom! ^_^

Grace Park

Everybody’s favorite Korean Cylon is the new Complex covergirl for their June/July issue.

Guess they figured they’d better get her in the magazine now that Battlestar Galactica is wrapping up (*sniff*). Pics are from the Complex website, so complain to them about the crappy lo res.

At least they were kind enough to take some video of the photoshoot…

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Megan Fox

Here’s a photo spread from the July issue of FHM, celebrating Megan as their Sexiest Woman in the World for 2008.

Yeah, these pics are from an older shoot, but I didn’t think y’all would mind seeing them again. Especially with quotes like this attached:

“I really enjoy having sex. I’m young and have a lot of hormones–I’m always in the mood. I have the libido of a 15-year old boy–my sex drive is so high.”

What a nympho.

Miley Cyrus

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!

I DRINK IT UP!

There are four other clips on Youtube uploaded by the same person of Miley answering various questions about being chosen for the milk campaign. You know…if you’re interested in that sort of thing.

t.A.T.u.

Back around New Year’s, faux-lesby Russian pop duo t.A.T.u. were posing all sexy-like for Moscow Maxim, and now Yulia and Lena have a new album coming out complete with controversial (I’ll assume) new video for the first single.

Now I don’t have the first clue what is supposed to be taking place in this video, mainly because I don’t speak Rooski, but other than the obvious social commentary that witnessing a hot chick being executed by firing squad is always a good excuse to party, there is one other feature of this clip that allows it to transcend all language and speak directly to the soul of any human being…

BARE. NAKED. BOOBS.

FUN FACT: The third President of the Russian Federation, Dmitry Medvedev, was just inaugurated on May 7.

Anna Popplewell

The Chronicles of Narina sequel opens today, and pouty archer Anna is back as eldest sister Susan Pevensie.

I must not have been paying attention in the first movie, because I don’t remember Miss Popplewell being quite as busty on the silver screen as she appears in various public appearances from 2006 to present.

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, Anna will turn 20 in December.