Two words…

Side. Boob.

Nat gave the crowd a little peek at something called the Lower Manhattan Cultural Council’s Annual Spring Benefit, a.k.a. “The Downtown Dinner,” where they were honoring Bjork. Yeah, I’m scratching my head on that one too…

Sure her dress looks somewhat like a Hefty® bag, and the Band-Aids® on her arm aren’t the most fashion-forward accessory, but you certainly can’t argue with the Portman pertness.

VERDICT: Yumb.

Long time, no fap?

FHM’s Sexiest Woman was Down Under at an advance screening of Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer in Sydney.

Oh, and she just turned 26 over the weekend…Happy Birthday, Jessica!

I still say she could stand to gain a few. I miss the Dark Angel curves.

to bad yep to bad

Some celeb cuties turned out for opening night of the New York City Ballet’s production of Romeo + Juliet.

Michelle Trachtenbabe, Camilla Belle and Rachel Leigh Cook got dressed up and went out for an evening of culture.

I wonder if this is based off of the Baz Luhrmann film? I loved that movie. Clare Danes was so pretty in her little angel wings.

Apparently there are others who feel as I do, that Hilary Duff must not be allowed to do any further damage to the world’s music supply. But my sinister plan for Teh Duff is far more subtle than trying to rush her while she’s doing a studio appearance. It involves a ninja, string and exotic poison…but let’s just keep that between us.

This story gives me an excuse to post these pics of Hilary looking about as good as she has in quite some time. I am especially fond of the black and white one…scrolling is always acceptable.

Police officers moved quickly to take down a man who allegedly threatened to kill pop star Hilary Duff during her appearance on a Canadian TV show. Duff was being interviewed Tuesday by MuchMusic when a man in the crowd outside the studio started shouting at the 19-year-old star. According to an eyewitness, the unidentified man vowed to kill Duff, prompting several police officers to tackle him. “The cops slammed his face into the pavement,” said photographer Todd Gillis, who witnessed the incident. “He was bleeding.”

lolz crazy Canadians.

Looks like rehab really does a body good…

I was unaware they had personal trainers in there.

VERDICT: MILF?

Speaking of penis power, I bet Justin’s reaches 110% while viewing this post.

I only wish there were some way I could link to some burn ointment to relieve the fap chafing he’s gonna get.*

Oh, there were a few other celebs posing in their birthday suits for the May issue of Allure. Here are Marley Shelton, Kristin Chenoweth, Vanessa Williams and Cassie (who?)

*this may or may not happen**

**who am I kidding…it’s totally happening

Being touted by some movie critics as the next big thing among Hollywood starlets, she had her first big role in Panic Room at the age of 12, was more recently seen in The Messengers (which a friend told me was one of the worst movies she’d ever seen), and is starring next in the upcoming In The Land of Women. She turned 17 earlier this month, and seems to be growing up nicely…

Long legs are long.

FUN FACT: Guess who Kristen replaced in Panic Room? None other than…wait for it…booblicker Hayden Panettiere.

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Mandy Moore is following in Hilary Duff’s footsteps and releasing a new album later this year.

According to a press release, Wild Hope is scheduled for a June 19, 2007 release. This is the first album that Moore co-wrote entirely. She wrote the songs about everything including her break up with ex-boyfriend Andy Roddick. This is her first full studio album in four years, and her first full album of entirely original material since 2001’s self-titled album.

And that’s not all she’s releasing…

zomg is dat sum Mandy butt crack?

FTW ^_^

Yeah, I’m a little late. I ate too many Peeps and passed out from a sugar overdose. Curses!

Ooooh…you’ll pay, Peeps! Mark my words…you will pay.

Sweet revenge.