We all know what Screech has been up to since his days on the high school show, but what about his female co-stars? Well, thanks to his fast work identifying the posteriors in Name That Butt III, Dylan Murphy asked to see how the girls have grown up.

Here’s some pics of the Bell Babes from various events over the past year or so.

Apparently, Lark Voorhies must be dating Osama Bin Laden, because I could only find the one photo. And she hasn’t been in a movie or TV show since 2002. She’s also the only one of the trio who failed at being married. What a lose.

Absolutely no one was shocked when Paul Verhoeven’s Showgirls didn’t launch Elizabeth’s career as his Basic Instinct did for Sharon Stone. She’s only worked sporadically in the past few years, mostly doing one-shot TV appearances. However, she’s apparently getting decent reviews for her stage work.

The ladies’ IMDB pages demonstrate that Tiffani (she dropped the Amber) is getting the most regular work these days, appearing most recently on What About Brian (zzz), but who can forget her outstanding work in FOX’s Miami Vice-ripoff, Fastlane? Specifically, her hot tub kiss with Jaime Pressly in an episode suggestively titled “Strap On” (where are the outtakes for that one?)

FUN FACT #1: Lark is Jermaine Jackson’s niece and was once engaged to Martin Lawrence.

FUN FACT #2: Elizabeth has sectoral heterochromia, one of her eyes is half green and half brown. Kate Bosworth also has this condition.

FUN FACT #3: Tiffani is in talks to appear in the next season of Grey’s Anatomy as Dr. McDreamy’s sister. (squee!)

Yeah, it’s summer…kind of a slow celebrity picture time. Unless you count Paris bawling her eyes out in the back of an LA Sheriff’s car. So with that in mind, I think it’s time once again for…

NAME!

THAT!

BUTT!

Oh yeah…big, big prize awaits the winnar of this contest. Okay, maybe not so big…but you do get to name the subject of my next post, anyone your twisted little heart desires. So good luck to everyone! Here we go!

Ass #1 Ass #2

First person to correctly ID the girls in the black bikinis in the comments wins!

HELPFUL HINT: These ladies share the same initials.

The fact that Petra doesn’t make an appearance on the Lesbo Hot 100 list makes me call the entire thing into question.

For crying out loud, Suzi and I have both said we would hit it.

Possibly even at the same time.

The most recent issue of Brit lad mag Zoo poses the age-old question that mankind has struggled with since the dawn of civilization (or at least the early 60’s)…real or fake? They have thoughtfully provided examples of each to aid the mammary connoisseur in his (or her) quest to answer this dilemma.

This piques my curiosity…where does the preference of the fubar masses fall? I came up with a few possibilities:

1. Real…cuz only nature’s beauty will do.
2. Fake…cuz the bigger and rounder the better.
3. WHO CARES? BOOBS ARE BOOBS, JUST LET ME SEE THEM PLZ!

So how about it? What say you?

ps. What’s up with breast size measurement in the UK? It must be different than here in the States (or there must be something in the water over there), I’ve never seen so many E’s and F’s (even a couple FF’s and a G).

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Here’s Teh Lohan doing her best Angie Jolie impersonation…

…or just being wasted off her ass, batshit crazy.

I really don’t see the need for rehab here.

Is that Vanessa Mannillo getting the knife pressed to her throat? Whoever she is, she’s cute, and that second shot is hawt. These pics almost seem to tell a story. Hmm…

After Lindsay forces Vanessa to kiss her, she submits to her passion and uses the knife to slice the spaghetti strap of Hohan’s top allowing her lush breasts to tumble free. Then cupping one full mound with her free hand, she lowers her head and…um…I’ll be right back.

>_>

I’ve been meaning to post about a Eurasian cutie who is probably many a geek’s wet dream, Olivia Munn, co-host of G4TV’s Attack Of The Show.

I only started watching AOTS over the past couple months, but I was quickly won over by the show’s attention to news about stuff that interests the geekette in me, and the humor with which Olivia and Kevin bring it to my TV screen Monday through Friday. Layla Kayleigh, the Brit hottie who does the news segment called ‘The Feed,’ is also worth tuning in for.

Recently, Olivia got dressed up as Princess Leia complete with classic gold slavegirl bikini for some Star Wars nerdfest that G4TV covered…

She’s also portrayed another iconic character beloved by fanboys in a couple skits for the show…

There is plenty more evidence demonstrating Olivia’s awesome levels of yumb, just type her name in YouTube’s search box, sit back and enjoy the fun. Pay special attention to the sex tips segments she does with another girl called ‘In Your Pants,’ always good for some lolz.

It’s a crying shame this is the first post dedicated to Petra at fubar. Although I did include some pics of the Czech beauty in a group post once.

If her name sounds familiar, it’s probably because you know her as the model who was caught in the tsunami while on a swimsuit shoot in Thailand. She survived by clinging to the top of a tree for like eight hours with a broken pelvis and internal injuries, but her fiancé drowned. 🙁

The first half of these shots were taken at Cannes this week, while the others are of her at various events over the past couple months. She’s looking quite lovely lately, and her 28th birthday is coming up in June.

I also happen to know that she’s a fave of Suzi’s. ^_^

So guess what I found today?

What a rip. Apparently, Tania couldn’t even be bothered to shoot the video herself. Sorry guys…I know more than a few of you were counting on this being true. Not to worry, there’s always the hooker route.

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wtf Japanese?

wtf poophole??

WTF LITTLE HAIRY NUGGETS???

PROTIP: hold ur pen0r real close to ur screen. lolz.

People always complain that they are getting screwed by politicians. Well, here’s a platform that I bet many of y’all can get excited about.

My name is Tania Derveaux…

I am the leading NEE party senate candidate in Belgium. And due to popular demand, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

It started with our response to incredible claims that were made by other parties in Belgium, several parties promised new job opportunities in ridiculous amounts. We responded with a parody campaign for which I posed naked and promised our voters 400,000 new jobs.

This national campaign resulted in international media attention and I received hundreds of e-mails asking for 400,000 blowjobs. If this would get us even more media attention, I’m willing to give 40,000 blowjobs to make the statement.

According to my planning this would take me 500 days to tour around the world, visiting all the ones who signed up for a blowjob on this page, giving 80 blowjobs per day. So the offer is limited, sign up while you still can.

Heavens! 80 a day?? My jaw hurts just thinking about it.

No idea how many takers she’s already got, so you fellas better hustle if you want your penis to be a stop on the Fellatio World Tour.