It’s been quite some time since the lovely Miss Browning has made a fubar appearance. Long overdue if you ask me. When is she gonna do another movie?
This girl’s luscious, ripe, pouty lips kill me. I bet you could kiss those for like hours.
You know…if you were into that sort of thing.
Um…perhaps I’ve said too much.
Okay, here’s some jailbait that’s a little closer to not getting you listed as a registered sex offender should you be caught fapping to her for great justice. Mark your calendars, boys…she’s legal on August 21!
Until then, here she is seemingly unaware of the deadly (but hawt) combination of black clothing and flash photography.
I hope this isn’t a sign that Hayden is headed for Lohan territory in the near future…
Note the carrying of the water bottle. In Hohan’s case, we know that thing is full of straight vodka. Hopefully, Hayden is just quenching her thirst with H2O. Further proof that she’s not (yet) following Lindsay down Skank Lane? The presence of a bra and boyshort panties under her sweater dress. Teh Lohan dispensed with such confining underclothes long, long ago.
Who??
She was Violet in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, was also in Bridge to Terabithia, and her new movie The Reaping starts today (no, not The Raeping, that’s Dakota Fanning’s next one). As pointed out by a wise man in the forums, if fubar was just starting up this year, Annasophia might very well be one of the young ones in the banner at the top of the page.
Oh yeah, she’ll be 14 this December.
Pedos ahoy!
I think this may have come up here before, but it’s worth pointing out that Julianna Rose Mauriello, a.k.a. Stephanie from Lazytown, has a big sis. Her name is Alex, she’s 22 and she’s also an actress. Oh yeah, and I think she’s pretty cute too.
Needs more pink wig.
ps. Justin finally found a gallery program for me that works. FTW! ^_^
Believe it or not, the Nickelodeon awards show actually draws some hotties. Although this year, I’m sad to report Jessica Alba was not among them. She’s looking entirely too skinny for my taste, and thus I will not be including her pics in this post. Go eat a burger or three, Jess…please. 🙁
Now on with the show!
And to think it was only a year ago that teh Lohan was flashing the kiddies some ass. Time flies…
So does anyone here still care about teh Duff? Apparently, she’s got a new album coming out next Tuesday, and this is the video for the first single.
Um…someone needs to point out to Hilary that it’s called a bustier because you’re supposed to have some bust to put in it.
to bad yep to bad
Okay, Justin’s gone for the next few days, so here’s my best impersonation:
zomg Carla Gugino is teh hotsexpussyfuckballs. I’d like to bury my head in those huge milky boobs and sleep all day. Then wake up and fap for great justice to her meaty ass.
/fap
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
I mentioned this movie in the comments of Justin’s post about Phoebe’s infamous Fast Times poolside scene and happened across a clip the other day, so I figured why not share?
The movie in question is Paradise, and Miss Cates was even younger (widely believed to have been 17) in this scene than when she donned the now-iconic red bikini and unleashed a boner epidemic on the world.
mmmmm…nubile wet Phoebe.
Fresh off her wildly successful Firecrotch Rehab ’07 tour, Teh Lohan will be making an appearance in the April issue of GQ. You may have already seen the cover shot, but here are some decidedly lo res pics of the spread inside.
My god…it’s full of freckles.
What’s up with the wrist bandage? Carpal tunnel from the constant handjobs finally catching up to her?
