Thanks to TomK for bringing this to my attention in the forums…

Hayden is in a new movie called The Architect. The plot summary goes something like this:

A harrowing and ultimately human story of two very different families. Leo Waters (Lapaglia) is an idealistic architect and patriarch of an affluent, suburban Chicago family. Tonya Neeley (Davis) is a pragmatic activist who is trying to keep her family together while living in one of the city’s most drug and crime-infested public housing projects.

That all sounds quite intellectually relevant to the complex subject of race relations and cultural division in 21st-century America, but the real take home message here is that Hayden apparently has her “heroes” on display quite a bit in the film…

A few clips from the official website to further whet your appetite…

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Brand spankin’ (pun intended) new Joanna video hawtness!

Do you know how to touch a girl?

😮

Almost exactly one month ago, Buffy’s lil sis dressed up for Halloween, and changed the very nature of the holiday as we know it.

Sexiest. Snow. White. Evar. <3

Only possible way this could have been any hotter would be if she was with Mackenzie Rosman as Little Red Riding Hood, Hayden Panettiere as Alice, and Alexis Bledel as Dorothy.

Oh, and be sure to round up the whole family and take them to see Trachtenbabe’s new movie on Xmas Day! (ps. Sha-bear is in it too)

kekeke ^_^

Wow…it must be nice to be a newly-single gal and have professional partygirl whore Paris Hilton take you back out onto the playing field. Who is that Borat impersonator working the door at the club?

Apparently, Professor Hilton even gives her new pupil some handy fashion tips…

So is commando the hot new look for celebrity white-trash mothers? Where are the rugrats while Mommy is out getting her drink on?

I feel sorry for the family court judge who has to decide which parent gets custody of those kids…

Happy 28th Birthday, Miss Heiglicious!

Grey’s Anatomy is still one of the best shows on TV.

FUN FACT: Katherine replaced Anne Hathaway in this movie.

Happy Milfday, Justin! ^_^

Had these kinda lying around the hard drive…now seemed like a good time to post them.

ps. Don’t let “the girlfriend” catch you fappin’ to the oldies.

Happy 22nd Birthday, Scarlett!

Looking forward to seeing her in this in the near future.

^_^

There’s a pretty good discussion of what constitutes quality television this season (Heroes ftw!) happening right down there in the LOST FIGURES post, but let’s not forget the other best show on TV…Battlestar Galactica.

Sexy Cylon Boomer Athena showed up last month at Spike TV’s Scream Awards (yeah, I don’t know what those are either).

wtf hat? o_O

In honor of Justin’s impending return…I thought I’d make a milfy boobilicious post for him to fap to when he gets home from the airport.

That’s right…no Sarandumb.

to bad yep to bad

Samantha Micelli has a cute Halloween costume!

Fairy Hairy Princess?

psst…Alyssa? Your wings are upside-down, sweetie.