It’s kinda like Where’s Waldo…

…if Waldo was teh hottsexx.

Joanna’s got legs!

But does she know how to use them?

😮

Are you one of those people who believes that before you can make a serious commitment to a significant other, you must know absolutely EVERYTHING about his/her past? If you answered ‘yes’ to that question, then do I have a movie for you.

In an effort to keep up with the exciting front page topics of late (zomg controversy!), such as teenage white supremacy, religious extremism, and pedo pregnancy, I offer you the latest film from Bob Goldthwait (I suppose he dropped the ‘cat’ in an effort to be taken seriously). Opening in limited release in the US on October 20, Sleeping Dogs Lie is the heartwarming tale of a girl who finds herself in a precarious situation when the above premise arises in her relationship. See, Amy isn’t like all the other girls…basically because all the other girls didn’t experiment with oral sex on their dogs. 😮

Oh yes, Hollywood has decided to tackle that final cinematic frontier…the romantic bestiality comedy. And I say it’s about time! Where has the voice been for all those young ladies who were so curious about the art of the blowjob, that they began to look in their pet’s direction for practice? Now finally, they have THEIR movie.

So I put it to my beloved fubarians…if your girl admitted to you she once put a little extra wag in her pup’s tail, what would you do? Is honesty really always the best policy? Also feel free to come clean about the sickest, most depraved act of sexual theater in your sordid pasts…after all, we’re not getting married!

^_^

On MTV…

What are the odds that one of those is her O-face?

LOL

…is NOT HOT.

And neither is her saggy old mom.

big boobs ≠ hawt

Fact.

I showed Justin the cover of the September 2006 Maxim recently, and he said “yumb” so I figured that’s enough approval to post her pics here for all fubarians to enjoy and discuss.

Wow, it seems like it was only January of last year that Eva was Maxim’s covergirl. Either they must really like her (she has been #1 in their Hot 100 two years in a row), or Tony Parker is paying them a TON of money. Maybe they are just giving guys what they know guys want? Well, if you believe my good friend Smash, that’s not exactly the case…

According to him, there is a vast conspiracy by Maxim (along with the other “lad mags” like Stuff and FHM) to deny horny boys high-quality celeb booty shots for their fapping pleasure. And after Old broke it down for me by reviewing the various Maxim covers over the years, I must admit that there does seem to be some validity to his theory. I think there were something like 3 or 4 full-on butt shots in over 100 covers, and he says that things aren’t much different on the interior photo layouts. So what is going on here? Is this the policy of the magazine, or are ass-conscious celebs showing up to their shoots with contract riders that declare their posteriors verboten? Or can this ominous trend be distilled down to a simple mathematic equation…

boobs > booty ?

I think there needs to be a full Congressional Committee convened with Senate hearings and the whole nine yards until we get to the bottom (pardon the pun) of this!

ps. I left the tags on these images, I hope Justin doesn’t have a conniption… :O

With only 144 shopping days until Christmas, I know what you are probably asking yourself:

“What can I get for the special guy in my life that he doesn’t already have?”

Well, fret no longer…let your friendly neighborhood AngelBaby help you give a unique gift that will keep on giving all year long…

I’m talking Shower Boobs. Yep, you heard me…SHOWER BOOBS.

They are pretty much exactly what you think they are. According to the website that sells them, “the Shower Breasts are a fun and saucy shower gel/shampoo dispenser.” Shockingly, it doesn’t appear that this remarkable invention came from the same creative Japanese minds that brought the world the infamous “Sharanpowan” breast pillow. But couldn’t you just imagine celebrity versions of this product? Maybe with waterproof portraits you could adhere to the tile above your boobs? Just imagine how long you could go without having to refill the Pam Anderson model…

My main question about this product isn’t “why does it exist?” but rather “why doesn’t the shower gel/shampoo come out of the nipples?”

In honor of sinac’s mongoose-like win and her upcoming scary movie, Pulse…I present Kristen Bell stuff.

From the August issue of Shape magazine (zomg bikini!)

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Damn, some of you little whiners bitch more than some…well…bitches I happen to know.

“Waahhh, we don’t want any more pink hair!”

“Boo-hoo, where’s all teh boobies?”

For god’s sake, wipe your nose. Because I love y’all so much, here’s what I’m gonna do…

The first person to comment correctly naming the owners of the following celeb booties wins a fabulous prize…they get to request the subject of the next post. Seeing how some of you feel like you could do a better job picking what goes on the front page, here’s your chance to exercise a little editorial control.

Here we go!

Ass #1 Ass #2

Okay, get crackin! *giggle*

Oh, and the next person who gets uppity also gets a prize…