From the producers of Hellraiser and Heathers comes this creepy-looking film about a couple of high school losers (never made it with a lady) who decide to blow off some steam at the local abandoned asylum after school one day, and find something interesting in the tunnels underground.

This is teen horror that brings to mind movies like Teeth, but this one doesn’t look to have as much dark comedy involved.

The Pirelli Calendar has become famous over the past 45 years due largely to its artistic nude photos of models (and occasionally actresses), and the exclusivity of not being available for sale.

Brief history lesson over, the 2010 edition of the calendar features supercutie Miranda Kerr with her top off, and that’s really all you need to know. Yumb.

Yeah, I had the same reaction when I started seeing her name and pics pop up around the various celeb boards… Who?

The 18-year old is Britain’s newest pop princess, with her first single hitting #1 on the UK charts when it was released in early June.

Apparently, the Brits like their female pop singers to have a little soul flavor these days, as Pixie’s sound seems to follow in the footsteps of Duffy, Amy Winehouse and Natasha Bedingfield.

FUN FACT: Her real name is Victoria, but her mother gave her the nickname Pixie because she was a “tiny, cute baby who looked like a fairy”.

It’s been too long since Mackie has been on fubar. Hard to believe that she’ll be 20 this December.

Here are some candids taken last week at the Academy of Television Arts and Sciences’ A Father’s Day Salute to TV Dads.

I remember when Mackie gave her TV dad a reason to salute back when she was on 7th Heaven.

Good times.

Yeah, yeah…so she didn’t pose full nude or show nip in her Playboy pics. Boo-frickity-hoo. Olivia is still totally hawt in these pics, and they deserved a fresh post, so here it is.

I got these from Playboy’s Cyber Club in the largest size they offer. You’re welcome.

Psst…don’t let Hef know these are here, or Justin might get a nasty e-mail.

As summertime approaches, celebs continue to hit the beaches in their bikinis.

Kristen got a little pokey in her turquoise one this week in Hawaii.

FUN FACT: Kristen has dessert after every meal, even breakfast.

Okay, this has been on many sites over the past couple of days, but there might be a few who haven’t seen it yet. The little girl who won an Oscar for The Piano has gone full slut for your enjoyment in her vampire porn series on pay cable.

Anna got topless in the first season, but according to many reviewers, they’ve upped the ante in the first episode of season 2. Here’s what the Boston Globe had to say:

“A sex scene that is both sensual and bloody between stars Paquin and Moyer…goes as far as premium cable can go without crossing into X-rated territory.”

I’ll let y’all be the judge…

And the formula appears to be working. I’m sure it comes as no surprise to anyone here, but BOOBS = RATINGS. The season 2 premiere earned a series record-setting 3.7 million viewers, making it was the most-watched program on HBO since “The Sopranos” finale two years ago.

Hmm…maybe Maxim’s ranking of Olivia as #1 in their Hot 100 wasn’t such a stretch after all. She’s certainly looking pretty hawt in the shoot she did for the July issue.

You can catch Olivia this week in her latest movie, Year One, with Jack Black and Michael Cera. The trailer made me lol. She’s also been cast in the sequel to Tron, due out in 2011.

I don’t know what temperatures were like in Berlin this weekend, but from the looks of Megan Fox at the Transformers 2 premiere, I’d guess it was pretty chilly.

Foxy McFox also did an interview with Entertainment Weekly and talked about working for Michael Bay back when she was a teenager, and I’m thinking that we’re about to see a spike in rentals of Bad Boys II:

Megan talked about working with Bay on Bad Boys II when she played a club goer in a star and stripes bikini who danced under a waterfall – at the age of 15.

“I got paid extra because I allowed them to pour water on me. I thought it was awesome. I was going to a Christian high school and I wasn’t a feminist yet. I hadn’t sat back and analyzed society. I was 15! I just did what I was told to do. My mom was with me! I was always übersexual, so she wasn’t shocked. I was always wearing the smallest clothes I could find. I would go to the mall like that – in a short, short skirt and a giant wedge heel. That’s what you do when you’re a teenage girl in a small town.”

zomg guess which adorable television geek girl is gonna be on the COVER of the next issue of Playboy?

Olivia also gets a photo spread inside, but alas, non-nude. FTL.

Issue will be on stands June 19.

UPDATE: Cover unveiled!