A straight-to-video B-movie horror flick attained legendary status back in 1995, when Samantha Micelli appeared in various stages of undress throughout, a mere three years removed from Who’s The Boss.

Alyssa’s boobs would be on display once more that year in an episode of “The Outer Limits” and again in 1996 in Poison Ivy II. But it all started with one of the most unforgettable vampire films of all time.

ps. If you visit celebritymoviearchive.com hoping to find a collection of all of Miss Milano’s nude/topless scenes, you’ll find her name strangely absent from the gigant list of ladies. That’s because Alyssa and her mother wage a pointless war in a vain attempt to remove all such images of her from the internets.

Yeah, yeah…it’s been slow on the celeb pic front since the bikini outbreak last week. What can I tell you?

However, this dry spell gives me a chance to debut a girl who should’ve made an appearance long before now. Y’all may know her best as the Amish cutie from the movie Sex Drive, but she’s been in other stuff.

Hopefully Alice gets more work in the near future, ‘cuz I think she’s adorable. What a smile! ^_^

ps. Sorry pedos, she’s not nearly as young as she looks.

As the weather gets warmer, celebs are hitting the beaches all over the world in their bikinis. Is that always a good thing? You decide…

Here’s Little Miss Punk Rock in Malibu. What’s with the towel, Avril?

There have been recent rumors that Avril is knocked up. I can’t really tell from these pics.

VERDICT: Meh.

Katy shows off her kinky side (and her boobs) in this photoshoot for the June/July issue of Complex magazine.

I think my favorite pic is the one with her hands cuffed over her head that shows off her “Jesus” tattoo.

Keep an ear out for Katy’s next hit single, “I Whipped A Girl.”

It’s that time of year again. Time for starlets to flock to Cannes. Not for the film festival, but to frolic under the Mediterranean sun in their bikinis on multi-million dollar yachts owned by rich old men who bought them for this express purpose.

It’s a tough life, but someone has to do it…might as well be Hayden.

UPDATE: Another day, another bikini…

Nice work, if you can get it.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: A dozen new pics added, and some better res versions of ones that were already up. Enjoy! ^_^

ZOMGWTF MOAR UPDATE: Evidently, the paparazzi in France have employed the use of sharks with frickin’ cameras attached to their heads. Anyhoo, here’s two dozen new pics, including some more booty shots.

See Miley in the Bahamas. See Miley at the beach. See Miley wearing a bikini.

What more do you need to know about these pics?

ps. Yes, she’s still sixteen.

Demetria Devonne Lovato makes her fubar debut based on these candids taken of her at a charity event.

The 16-year old starlet has been in several TV shows/movies, mostly on the Disney Channel, but she’s probably best known for being Selena Gomez’ BFF.

FUN FACT: Demi’s mom was a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader.

Maxim is set to release their annual list of the hottest celebrity ladies this Wednesday, but it leaked early (of course), and I have to say that I never would’ve guessed who made it as numero uno.

Here are pics of the Top 10.

The bottom half of the Top 20 went this way: Jessica Biel, Leighton Meester, Jessica Alba, Christina Aguilera, Katy Perry, Gina Carano, Britney Spears, Marisa Miller, Chan Marshall, Moon Bloodgood.

If you still have dial-up interweb access and these pics are too hi res for your tubes to handle, just check with egotastic later this morning and I’m sure you’ll find some crappy lo res versions. kekeke ^_^

Hard to believe Samara hasn’t made a fubar appearance since those bikini pics back in ’07. That’s gonna change right now, dammit.

Apparently, 18-year old Daveigh is trying to get a music career off the ground, and what better way to jumpstart that than by posing with a guitar in some tiny cutoff denim shorts?

For anyone who wants to hear what kind of pipes Miss Chase has, here’s a song she’s got posted up on a music site.

Piercing blue eyes FTW.

It’s been almost a year since we’ve had a Petra post. To long yep to long.

Here she is in an icy hot photoshoot from April’s issue of D Magazine in Italy.

I figured it might be better to do a NSFW post on the weekend when most people aren’t at W. Amirite?