RENEE OLSTEAD

WHO IS THIS GIRL?

Really, i have no idea who she is.

Heard of her but never seen anything she’s been in.

I’M SO OLD.

Oh Angelbaby posted about her once in 2007.

She was in Still Standing? Never noticed. Probably because of Jami Gertz’s awesome boobs.

VANESSA HUDGENS

She’s been taking naked pictures of herself again. Nips AND lips this time.

There’s also a bunch of other pics of some Alex Nikolas chick who i’ve never heard of and do not care about so i won’t bother posting them (plus i’m just lazy that way).

Uncensored versions haven’t cropped up yet. But if they ever do appear, i’ll put ’em up here.

EMMA WATSON

Emma Watson is British. She will do full frontal in a movie one day. All British actresses do. This is fact.

Think about it. Name a British actress that hasn’t taken off her clothes on film. Can’t be done!*

*It probably can be done.

SERIOUS QUESTION

Now, i’m pretty sure 99.9% of the visitors to this site are male. With the 0.1% being just Angelbaby probably (if rumors on the internets are to be believed and she actually is female).

So deep down, most guys are pretty much perverts; the ones that visit sites like this at least. And if a perverted guy were able to act out being a perv, they’d probably be groping boobs and butts whenever they can. Because that’s what most guys probably think about doing whenever they see a hot chick i would think.

So my question is, are girls ever perverted? Do any of you know any girls that you might call perverted? Like, the type of girl where, if she were a guy, she’d be all like all actively trying to grab your junk or cop a feel whenever she can if given the chance. Like a girl version of that guy that you might know or be friends with who you know is totally like the boobs-and-butts-on-the-brain 24/7, grab ’em-whenever-he-can type pervert.

I’ve been thinking back and i don’t think i ever knew any chick that i would fit into my description of being a pervert. Or maybe pervert isn’t exactly the right word. Maybe like a girl who’s obsessed with dick and just loves grabbing it and beating it off or something. Like how a guy would obsess about boobs and would love to just motorboat them and jiggle them up and down or something. What would someone call that?

I’m pretty sure these types of girls exist. But do any of you know anybody like this? Like a chick friend, a girlfriend, an ex or something? Just curious to see if anybody has any stories.