FUCKERS

First you complain about too much Bell/Panettiere. Then you’re all like, “More Bell/Panettiere!”. Make up your mind!

So anyway, for those of you not following the comments of the recent Bell/Panettiere posts, there’s been quite a number of fan fic style stories getting written up based on pictures of them together (courtesy of fubarvet2). If you’ve missed them, read on to catch up and maybe we’ll see a new one based on these pics:

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LEAH REMINI

So, i can’t be the only one who’s thinks Leah Remini is hot, right? Who else is with me?

And ignoring the fact that she hails Xenu, who WOULDN’T want to do it with her?

CONCLUSION: Still would.

HELEN MIRREN

Oh hell yes. You think i kid but i SO totally WOULD.

I bought this Robert Redford flick on DVD a while back called The Clearing. Helen Mirren was in it. It’s a fairly recent flick (2004) so it’s not like it had young Helen Mirren in it. Speaking of which, young Helen Mirren got all sorts of naked in her heyday. No, The Clearing had old Helen Mirren in it. And old Helen Mirren was still able to give me fappy thoughts. I think i ended up checking the CMA after watching the movie to see if she had done any nude scenes before and oh boy, i was not disappointed!

Old women who are still hot include: Helen Mirren. And Susan Sarandon. Can’t think of any others right now. But i’ll tell you who’ll be another candidate for the old but hot club in like 10 or so years. MONICA BELLUCCI.

LAST ONE I SWEAR

Last Kristen Bell and/or Hayden Panettiere post for at least the next three weeks!

Unless one of them gets naked or something.

So anyway…

POKIES! From some movie i can’t remember the name of right now with a younger looking Kristen Bell in it.

And Hayden looking all cute and girly.

BRITNEY LOSES CUSTODY OF HER KIDS

You may have already heard but if you didn’t, well, Britney lost custody of her kids. PWNT.

She brought it onto herself anyways.

From CNN:

A court has ordered pop singer Britney Spears to give up custody of her children effective Wednesday at noon.

Spears’ former husband, Kevin Federline, is to retain custody of their two sons “until further order of the court,” according to a ruling by Superior Court Judge Scott Gordon.

It was not clear what led to Monday’s decision awarding Federline full custody. A transcript of the court proceedings was ordered sealed.

Whoever wins, the kids lose!