I bought her new album last week. Popped the CD in the car and totally loved the second track. I mean, with lyrics like these, what’s not to love! I think i got a boner just listening to it.

I love how you do me like that (Come on)
A week is so long
I don’t know how to act
Promise me when I see you
You do me like that (Do me like that)

UPDATE: I actually posted the wrong lyrics. The one’s above are from track six (Like That). Here’s an excerpt from track two (Way you do me):

Boy the way ya do me
Boy the way ya do me
Why ya gotta be so good when ya give it to me?
I been trying to think of ways to tell ya no
But at the same time I’m thinkin I’d be crazy to let ya go

Jojo so horny!

There’s also a track that’s called “How to touch a girl”.

It’s not as dirty as it sounds though.

My girlfriend happens to think track number 2 is disgusting and she called me a pedo for liking it so much.

I don’t care. I still love Jojo.

Now. If i hadn’t had already known it was her, i probably wouldn’t have known that it WAS her. She just looks so fucking different. It’s like she’s a whole other person now!

I do not like this new Ashlee Simpson. I would rather do the old version of herself, big nose and big chin and all, if only for the added novelty value. This new Ashlee does nothing at all for me.

DOWNGRADE.

Now, if my math is correct…

I’m officially 4 years and a day older than Scarlett Johansson today.

And probably like 16 years older than Jojo.

And 34 years younger than Susan Sarandon.

Conclusion: I would still do them all regardless of age!

Remember that Dustin Diamond sextape story?

Well here’s the DVD cover.

Dustin “Dirty Sanchez” Diamond…? Wha..?

From Wikipedia:

Dirty Sánchez is a term used to describe the sexual practice of smearing fecal matter under the nose of the receptive partner following anal sex. This act can be seen in the 2006 sex tape Screeched as performed by Dustin Diamond of Saved by the Bell fame.

Oh. I see.

By the way, that ‘scratch and sniff’ thing: Scary.

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In light of the recent racist Kramer incident* that happened a coupla days ago (Letterman apology video here), i bring to you… THE RACIAL SLUR DATABASE!

It has racial slurs from all over the world. Very comprehensive.

Some of them are really funny.

e.g.

Bumper Lips | Blacks | Self-explanatory.

*Watching reruns of Seinfeld will never be the same again 🙁

She happens to be on my list of “celebrities that nobody should ever mourn for if they died”.

This list includes Britney Spears.

It’s a short list. But i wonder who else would i put on it if given a thought…

What about “killing Kurt Cobain”?

If you got anything at all that is.

I am of course talking about the Wii and PS3.

I’ll probably be getting a Wii sooner than i will be a PS3 *coughPRICERAPEcough*.

Although i should probably just wait a coupla months (or a year) to see if there are manufacturing problems with these first run units (in the case of the PS3 – Nintendo actually makes reliable hardware).

Don’t want ’em to start bricking on me and crap.

It’s been 24 days (and counting) since my 360 died. Piece of shit.

Conclusion: Wii FTW!

Haylie Duff however….

FTL.

FTL like Sony FTL and bricking 360’s FTL.

Haylie Duff is a man.

A reader just tipped me off to the fact that McFarlane is putting out Lost toys.

The Shannon figure is pretty noteworthy. If only for the fact that it’s kinda fap worthy, with her being sprawled out in a bikini and all.

Yeah. I’d hit it. Even if she was my half sister.

So, i hear Lost is in hiatus till next February? I kinda stopped watching around episode 10 of season 2. Gonna have to watch the rest of that season on DVD and up to the point where season 3 leaves off. Should be able to catch up before it’s back on the air next year.

So it is sucking yet like Alias did in its later seasons?

Well hello from Kuala Lumpur. I’m posting from an internet cafe. Only found out the site was down earlier today. So i had it rebooted and now it’s back up again. Now imagine if i hadn’t checked up on it. You’d’ve been fubar-less till i got back. THE HORROR.

Anyway, KL sucks. It’s a filthy city with terrible streets and crazy traffic and it’s been raining almost every night. I hate it.

Singapore > Kuala Lumpur

But in other news, i bought some games and DVDs and stuff. Got Guitar Hero II for PS2, Lost season 2, Rescue Me season 2 and Veronica Mars season 2 on DVD, and one of these. Zoom zoom!

Also bought like RM$500 of Bobbi Brown makeup. For my girlfriend.

I’ll be back home on Friday.

PS: Democrats FTW!