As winter approaches, all the hawt young celebs flock to warm destinations to strut their stuff in teeny tiny bikinis.

So here’s Miss Cyrus prancing poolside at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami Beach.

There has been a good deal of speculation if there is a Smiley nip slip in these candids. I’ll leave it to our sharp-eyed viewers to decide…

Hasn’t been a Trachtenbabe post in quite some time, so these pics of her at the recent Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show will do nicely.

Michelle’s alabaster skin is absolutely flawless in these. I mean, that complexion is simply ridiculous, she looks like a china doll.

In case I didn’t stress this enough, these are freaking hi res CANDIDS, people. We’re not talking about Photoshopped magazine shots here. How on earth is this possible?

I was just wondering, what deodorant do you guys use?

Me, personally, i use Lady Speed Stick. Orchard Blossom for the win!

I love using Lady Speed Stick so much, i bought 3 (because my wife likes to steal them, what the hell woman).

PS: It’s my birthday today! I’m 29.

Remember when I mentioned that I was happy for Dakota Fanning that she wasn’t in a rush to grow up and seemed to be enjoying a normal teenhood unlike so many other starlets around her age?

Well, Taylor Momsen is the flipside of that coin. Here’s the 16-year old dressed up in her finest “sexy vampire” attire at the premiere of Twilight: New Moon in NYC.

Compare these pics with the ones of Dakota at her high school homecoming football game, and then try to digest the fact that Taylor is a whopping seven months older.

o_O

Bar looks good in lingerie.

Is Leo still hittin’ dat?

These hawt pics of Leighton from the upcoming December issue of GQ have been making the rounds on the interwebs, but while many gutless sites have been taking them down, we’re putting them up.

Why? Because we wub you, that’s why. Enjoy! ^_^

Doesn’t look like we’re ever gonna get to see that sex tape, huh?

Selena is becoming quite the lovely little lady. These were taken this week at some event in LA.

Sorry fellas, still have until next July before she’s legal in all 50 states.

Dakota’s got spirit, yes she do! Dakota’s got spirit, how ’bout you?

About a year ago, we first got to see Miss Fanning cheering for her Hollywood high school, and each new fall brings football and football brings cheerleaders. The difference this year is that Dakota was named Homecoming Queen Princess. Yay! ^_^

It’s amazing to realize that Dakota is a 15-year old starlet who is actually (gasp) acting like a 15-year old, unlike peers such as Taylor Momsen who seem desperate to grow up as fast as they possibly can. You only get to be young once, it’s an experience that too many take for granted.

/soapbox

In my estimation, Amber is an underrated hottie. So it’s good to see her getting a little exposure with a photospread in the November issue of British FHM.

You can check out Miss Heard in a brief appearance in Zombieland, which also features the yumby Emma Stone, and is a fun, fun movie. Amber has a more substantial role in the remake of The Stepfather, and she was recently at Planet Hollywood in NYC to promote that one, so I figured I’d throw in a few of those candids.

Here’s a few hi res pics (and some mid res) from the spread that Maxim’s #1 Hottest Woman of 2009 did for the October issue of GQ.

I realize it’s not much, but the pickins have been pretty damn slim lately, unless you’re into Lohan nip slips, topless Lily Allen or Tubby Britney in a bikini.