Ah, it seems that Jeff was lying bout the breakup. What a fuck face. He told me to take off yesterdays post. What a pussy. Anyway, the best i can do is censor it. I don’t take off posts. Not for anyone. What a whiner.

Yesssss….! Fat Jeff finally broke up with his girlfriend yesterday! Wooo hooo! About time too. “You were right, i should’ve never gone out with her in the first place” That’s what he said. Would’ve made my day but then he added: “..But i still like her.” Please…..

Anyway…YES, they broke up! Woo hoo hoooo..! Now my best advice for fat Jeff is to watch High Fidelity. Now that Jeff’s single again, he can go after that girl in school whose names means ‘Heart’ in Spanish…or whatever. Oh and Jeff didn’t come over today. He was too distraught over breaking up. Woo hoo!

Oh and next time when you’re gonna go out with someone, make sure she’s not a slut. (Now Jeff’s gonna kill me for calling his ex-girlfriend a slut)

Made a ‘backup guestbook’ just for those ‘special’ moments when my main guestbook is fucked. So if the main one is fucked. Sign in the backup one. Simple. Here it is.

I’m funny. Check this out. An ICQ excerpt of me and Pat chatting:

Me: nope..i think fat jeff is coming here tomorrow he said he might bring you and marcus along coz his slut wants to see Marcus off and you want Zuraidah.
Haha

Pat: oh yeah Zuraidah fat jeff is going tommorrow. what a poo. he never told me. his ‘slut‘ thats funny

Me: haha…i should put that on my site. i’m funny ass. hey go to my site poo.

The End. And it goes on to other stuff from there on. Now Jeff is gonna kill me for calling his girlfriend a slut

Man…. Marion from M2M sure is one hot slice of Forbidden Pie. She’s the one with black hair. Mmmmmmm.

Here’s another pic of Marion and her ‘not-as-hot-as-Marion’ sister.

Seems like my guestbook is fucked….again. Just sign in the Forum if the Guestbook doesn’t work. Stupid Guestbook. In other news:

Terminator 3: London’s famous newspaper The Times, which has a much better reputation than most of the other press, reports that Steve Buscemi has been approached for a part in the third “Terminator”. Buscemi, most famous for his supporting roles in such flicks as “Fargo” and “Con Air” has been offered a leading role alongside Schwarzenegger. Will he join? The article says: “Buscemi is said to have agreed only if Scwarzenegger is starring in the movie”.

Cool beans.

It’s a brand new day after watching 6 (six) movies in a row. (Heh..i kinda added two (2) more movies at the end…Shaft (again) and High Fidelity). I must say that i was right Final Destination was a really bad bad movie. It’s so silly it hurts. I was just like…”Oh please…” Predictable beyond belief. Even Stifler couldn’t save the movie because he wasn’t being Stifler enough. And Ali Larter looked shitty in there. Titan A.E. was good. But it had plot holes so big you could drive a double decker bus through them. Got to see Matt Damon’s cartoon ass. That’s a first. Was kinda wishing it was rated R so i could get to see Drew Barrymore’s naked ass too. Cartoon boobs would be nice too. Yet again, Shaft still is the man. “What’s my name?!” High Fidelity was really a nice movie. Very nice…i liked it. I need more movies to watch. Probably gonna try watching House On The Haunted Hill. I’m wondering if it’s better than The Haunting. Ooh..hey, Catherine Zeta Jones had a cameo in High Fidelity. That was cool.

Yes, i am a movie fanatic.

Time for a little break. Watched Me, Myself and Irene and Dobermann just now. Two more movies to go. M,M&I was pretty good. I did laugh out loud a coupla times. I like the lines that Hank spewed out. Like “pussytart” (or was it pussyfart..?). Not as good as past Farrelly Brothers movies though. Dobermann was really good. And it’s really French too. Think of it as a mixture of The Matrix and Reservoir Dogs….but in French. The whole movie was quite Matrix-y in style. And that final scene. Wow. Getting your head scraped on the road at high speed must rrrreeeaally hurt.

This update sucks..i need to add some gratitious swearing: Fuck. There..that’s better.

Tonight i’m going on a movie marathon of sorts. It’s summer, the time of summer flicks are upon us and i’ve got noting better to do than on a butt-numb-athon and watch 4 (four) movies back to back. Here’s tonights agenda.

1) Me, myself and Irene – Jim Carrey/Renee Zellweger flick from the people who made There’s Something About Mary. I *WILL* laugh watching this movie.

2) Final Destination – I know this will be crap but at least it’s got Stifler in it. Ali Larter too. Grrrrrr.

3) Dobermann – A low budget movie that promises to be a “HECTIC, HIP, HEADFUCK OF A MOVIE” and “THE MOST FRENETIC SLICE OF COPS AND ROBBERS ACTION SINCE RESERVOIR DOGS”

4) Titan A.E – I like how they used Creed’s music in the trailer.

Okay so out of the 4 (four) movies, only 2 (two) of em are actually summer flicks. BUT IT DOESN’T MATTER IF THEY’RE NOT ALL SUMMER FLICKS..! Dig it.

Yep, Boys And Girls pretty much sucked. The jokes fell flat. Didn’t even laugh out loud once. The only things that i liked bout the movie were:

1) The moral of the story

2) Claire Forlani

2) The lesbo scene

I wish i had a girlfriend who was just like Claire Forlani’s character. Except not a slut though. I hate sluts.