I feel like picking on Jeff today. Why? Because i can. I’d like to present to you a gallery of ‘doctored’ pictures of Jeff that i’ve made over the past year or so.
* This is
Jeff during the day.
* This is
Jeff during the night.
* This is Jeff
trying to do something to Catherine Zeta Jones.
* And finally ‘Blair Jeff’.
Jeff is my fat tubby bitch.
All of you who are old enough to remember surely do remember the Smurfs right? Okay, this is what got me thinking: A whole village of Smurfs. You got your Papa Smurf, Granpa
Smurf, Baby Smurf and a whole lot of other Smurfs. (Jokey, Brainy, Vanity etc etc) Since there’s a Baby Smurf, it does prove that Smurfs can have children right? (Hence having sex) And in the whole little village of Smurfs, all of them are guy smurfs and only ONE (1) of em is a ‘grown up’ girl; Smurfette. A whole village of guys and only one girl.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
My left ball feels moist.
I’m a very very busy little bee today. I’ll try to update more later in the day. But then again, i update more than i should in one day most of the time.
It’s a weird feeling when your ex-girlfriend and her cousins/sisters give you a prank call
using a fucked up indian prank call voice. It happened to me at exactly 4:13pm today when my ex no. 6 called. Why i didn’t bother mentioning it earlier on escapes my mind. Anyway, they fessed up in the end, told me that they ‘like the site’ and that i should post more ‘funny’ stuff. Did it boost my ego? You damn skippy it did. Oh yes, i’m so full of (sh)it. Sign my guestbook and i’ll be even more full of (sh)it.
Oh yeah, some of the image links may be broken. Sucks doesn’t it? It’ll all be fixed very very very soon. Things like this happen when you make huge ass updates.
Oh and look what i found out. You know the guy who signed my guestbook using the name Rob? Well, i got his IP address thing or whatever.
async158-mel-isp-16.nas.one.net.au
Anyway, it’s somebody from Australia. I wonder if Rob’s in Australia. This is fun. But it can’t really be Rob of stickdeath.com fame.
The guy who wrote in my GB is an illiterate little shit with bad nonsensical english. =)
Well, i must be superman or something (not) cos i totally redesigned this FUBAR site in just under 5 hours or so. Don’t like the new look? Well, i don’t care really! Changes? Well, i totally got rid of the pics page because if you wanna look at pics of people and such, just go to my other site. The banners at the bottom of every page if you’re blind. Oh there’s quite a good posting about blowjobs for girls in my guestbook. Oh and, if you ever wanna post something long like that, just do it in the forum okay Sam’s cousin from England?
It’s coming! It’s coming! Tonight the surprise is coming!
Speaking of which, i’ve been getting lots of messages and new contacts on ICQ from people that i don’t even know. Apparently they all have been to this site and they ‘like it’.
Ooooh…aaaahhhh….Anyway, there’s probably gonna be a ‘little’ surprise coming tomorrow for all you ‘loyal’ readers. I’ll see if it can be done or not.
Oh and i actually e-mailed Rob just before this. Oooh..this’ll be FUN!