Well spank my ass and call me Charlie, i’m back. Later than expected but i’m back. And what do i have to say for now? Nothing.

I need more posters. Anyone of you wanna be a poster on this site? Anyway, i’m going out now. I’ll be back later in the evening. Not that anyone will be missing me or anything. E-mail me or post in the forum.

Hello. Look what i found in my guestbook:

Comments: hey Jus..so bloody bored so I thought I’d sign in here again. Hope u dun mind. A request here: since you’re so nice and cute (i’m sucking up to u here) would you like to create another page for me? hehe j/k. Anyway, great page…cya round

That’s number 5 (five).

5 (five) and a half if you count Oliver (I only helped, didn’t make. See his acknowledgments page).

Did you like em?

Seeing that the topic of the day seems to revolve around balls
i’ve decided that i’m going to post a picture of my 2 (two) balls. After this, there will be no more mention of balls anymore.

If you click here, you can see that the right ball is slightly droopier than the left one in this picture.

The end.

Okay, another guestbook signing pertaining to the issue of balls. What is it with you people and balls?

Rod also signed my guestbook asking me to stop abusing Jeff.

No.

It seems that i’ve freaked out at least 1 (one) person yesterday with one single comment. If you reread yesterdays posts you’ll know which one it is. Case in point, Dana who signed my guestbook wrote:

Comments: Hmmmm…Jus What to say….when the fuck did your page get so screwed…by all means i think it good…but gosh Jus..you are very not there….not that it’s bad…but it makes one think…Jus is a sick pervert….maybe a provert in your case. Hmmm…can you get any worst? or have you peaked….? Did you say moist left ball….can i see? Please…pretty please….I wonder why….are you sure it’s not BLUE BALLS..? Jus my darling good naughty boy…may you be as psykotik as ever and scare me away…hehehe….YOU’re Fucked UP! 🙂 HAVE A NICE DAY!

My response would be: It got screwed the moment i thought it up. And yes, i do know it’s good(/shit). What me? Pervert? A little American pie/Dumb and Dumber/Kingpin/Road Trip/There’s Something About Mary/Me, Myself and Irene kind of humor won’t hurt. Get worse? Um. Probably. I’ll moderate myself. You wanna see? No. And nope, it’s not blue balls. Yes, i’ll try to scare everyone away from this page. Me? Fucked up? Wrong. FUBAR more like. Heheh.

Remember how i said that i got 4 (four) requests from people asking me if i could make a site for them? Well, out of the 4 (four), i carried out one of those requests and fixed up her site. Her original site’s at
stop.at/lianaradzak (banner hell) and her newly ‘improved’ site (courtesy of me) can be found at
lianaradzak.cjb.net (bannerless). The content is all hers. I just fixed up the layout and the HTML. Very generically. Nothing fancy. Crap really. My design i mean. Not her site.

These instructions are for Jeff because he’s an internet newbie and he doesn’t
know how to delete his history. (In case he ever surfs porn using his brother’s pc)

First if you’re using NETSCAPE, look up and click on EDIT

You should find PREFERENCE somewhere there. Click on it.

Once in, look under navigator and you’ll find CLEAR HISTORY and CLEAR LOCATION BAR. Click on those if you want.

If you wanna go deeper (uh huh huh) look under ADVANCED and click on CACHE. You should know what to do then.

If you’re using IE, then….you’re fucked. But you should know how to work IE. We use it in school. You surfed
shannonelizabeth.com in school using my account you bastard. But that was when we were still using Netscape. But you’re still a bastard.

Squirrel Boy of uptohere.net fame left a somewhat pleasing post in my guestbook prompting me to visit uptohere.net and request them to host my site.

Of course, we all know that the request will most likely be denied. We’ll see what happens. Oh, Rob from Australia never replied to the e-mail that i sent him. Oh well. The fun’s over i guess.