I was just checking my site stats and i see that i’m STILL not getting the hits that i used to get before i went on hiatus. Goddamnit. Gimme more hits people! Spread the fuckin word! I AM BACK.

Well shit me again. It’s almost 3 pm. Just about the time the library closes on Saturday’s. And i just woke up 15 minutes ago. Looks like i won’t be able to watch the video anytime this weekend i suppose. Library’s closed on Sunday’s. Shit. I slept at around 6 am this morning i think. I can’t remember. Brain was too frazzled. Played too much Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. One of the most infuriatingly difficult yet addictive game i’ve ever encountered yet. The fucking level goals are just soooo hard to accomplish. Well, some of em are. Why am i even complaining about this here? Like you even care. Blah.

Oh shit mannnnnn. Am i ever stoked. I went to the Sunway Pyramid Mall today to check out what’s new on the newsstands. I almost wanted to pick up a copy of EGM (Electronic Gaming Monthly) but then i saw a copy of this new magazine, PSM2, (Basically a Playstation 2 mag) and it had a free gift. A video cassette containing footage of the Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty trailer that’s been hyped up ever since it first was released on DVD in Japan earlier this year! Yeah sure it may only have a running time of 10 minutes (plus six minutes of other PS2 Konami games) but shit man….to actually see the trailer with my own eyes (i’ve only seen and heard about it from magazines and clips of it on the internet), shit man…it’s a dream fucking come true! Hah. There was this guy who was a few steps behind me while i was holding the mag (with video enclosed in nice sweet smelling shrink wrap) at the cashier and i heard him mutter to someone else “..Metal Gear..”. Well fuck you pal! I got the video! Not you! Hahaha.

But…*ehem*…up till now, i still haven’t seen the trailer yet. Due to a lack of a VCR in our dorm room, i’ll have to go to the school’s library and use their AV facilities to watch it there maybe tomorrow. So yeah….a collective “…fuuuuuck…” for now till i get to watch the (limited edition) MGS2 video that i have. Now imagine if it were either on DVD or VCD…i’d probably die of instant gratification. A bit of trivia….the Japanese MGS2 DVD can be found auctioned off on ebay with prices of up to US$70 when you can get the exact same DVD at a convenience store in Japan for and equivalent of US$15. Shows you how coveted the damn trailer is.

Work is for people who don’t know how to surf the net.

It’s been a while since i last posted any new slices (chicks). Today i’d like to post something controversial. Well, it was over here anyway. Let me set the story up. A coupla months ago, i got this forwarded e-mail. It was an e-mail from some girl with the (cruel?) intention of exposing this other girl’s ‘dirty deeds’ (her name’s Lyana and she’s from Malaysia…the girl that did the ‘dirty deeds’ i mean). Basically its an e-mail that was seemingly forwarded to the whole world (i kid you not…check out all the email addresses that it was forwarded to) and it’s has pictures or that said girl Lyana. Anyway, here’s the e-mail and all the pics all zipped up. You’ll need Winzip (but i bet everyone has it) to open it up. Well, here it is. Download it if you want.

Well, i’m in the library now. The last few posts were all batched and this is the only real time one. But i doubt i get hits by the hour anyway. So it’ll all look like it’s batched even thought it’s real time (sometimes). That is, unless you keep visiting this site every hour or so to see if they’re any new posts (which i suggest that you do). Anyway, i don’t think a lot of people know that i’m back online. And i’ve probably lost all of my past readers so if you’re reading this, please spread the word. I’m BACK everyone. Back i say! Tell your friends. Tell your mom. Tell your dad. Tell your girlfriend. Tell your goldfish. Tell your principal. Tell your boss. Tell your…………

I think you get the point.

You know, sometimes i wonder what is it that makes you (yes YOU) visit my site everyday or so. I’m not particularly interesting. I’m not famous, i’m not Nathan and i’m certainly Not Bence Jon. But you people still keep coming back for more. More of what? I dont know. Not that i’m not greatful for it. I am. Very. It just makes me wonder. Anyway, i got an e-mail from Brand X over at That Thin Line the other day. It’s nice that i’m actually acknowledged by another ‘big’ site.

Um. I want more hits. Gimme gimme gimme.

A little notice for all you loyal (i think) visitors out there. Because i don’t have immediate internet access (i either have to go to the school’s library or 1 (one) of the 6 (six) or so cybercafes nearby campus) i’m mostly writing all my posts offline on my roommates PC in our dorm room apartment type thing. There’s a PC here but there’s no net access. So basically i’m batching up all my posts onto disk and uploading them whenever i’m in the library or a cybercafe. So expect my posts to come in ‘batches’. But i’ll try posting in ‘real time’.

Heh. It helps if you know how batch processing and real time processing works in order to understand this post. =)

Ah…i love my Fridays. No classes, homework all done, wake up at 2 pm, do my laundry by hand because i’m too cheap to go to the laundromat. Actually i love everything and more except for that last part. Anyway, me and my roommates slept at around 5 am in the morning last night (or should that be…this morning?). We were all up playing 4 player Sydney Olympics 2000 on Dreamcast and then moving on to hours and hours of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on Playstation. My thumbs hurt. Our thumbs hurt. Ouch ouch ouch.

Well, as you can see…I’M BACK! It’s been such a long time (to me anyway) since i’ve last posted (September 2nd at last count) and boy do i feel ‘out of shape’ posting-wise. Expect my posting ‘skills’ (if you call em that) to be slightly…how do you say…crap for a coupla days. Anyway to bring you up to speed (if you too lazy to go read the archives to find out what’s been happening in my sad (?) sad (!) life so far) i’m no longer in Brunei anymore and i’m currently in Malaysia studying at Western Michigan University (?? WTF? WMU in Malaysia? It’s a twinning thing. I’ll be doing a WMU course in Malaysia for 2 (two) years and then i’ll be shipped (well not exactly shipped per say) to Michigan for another 2 (two) years after that).

The reason i haven’t been updating for the past 3 weeks or so is because i haven’t been able to find a PC with FTP on it. The crusty PC’s here at the college/university suck ass and although i’m fortunate enough that they do have free internet access with no restrictions (i don’t really know if you can surf porn or anything but i’m not inclined to try it out myself…not at school anyway). Anyway, i finally found a way to update. I just install FTP programs on all the PC’s that i like to use. Haha. Not only in schools but also in the numerous cybercafes nearby the campus. Heh. Anyway, college/university (i’m still confused as to where i am…on one hand i’m enrolled in the WMU(niversity) program and on the other hand, the WMU program is based in the Sunway College over here in Malaysia) has been pretty sweet so far. The classes are piss easy. I only have 4 (four) classes a week from Monday to Thursday. I basically have a long weekend off every week. I have 2 (two) classes a day (8:30am – 10:30am and 3:30am – 5:00pm) and i live in the very very crusty dorm. The dorm i stayed at in my previous school was a veritable hotel compared to the slum i’m living in right now. But i’ll live. The only thing that saves my dorm experience here from being a living nightmare (no air conditioning, no hot water, mosquitoes at night etc etc…) are my housemates or roommates or whatever you wanna call em. They’re fucking awesome. Every night, all we ever do is play Dreamcast till at least 4 am. The people here that i’ve met so far are sadly less superior to me. Almost 68.75684% of the people i’ve met so far are just plain…how do you say…dumbasses. Dumbshits more like. And if they’re not dumbshits/dumbasses, they either annoying or ultra cringe worthy. Words fail to describe this one guy i saw. I have no fucking clue what his name is but he annoys the fuck outta me…and i don’t even know the guy! He has his hair slicked to the side of his head, he’s fat(-ish), and he doesn’t walk…he practically bounces. And that fucking grin of his…ARGH…somebody put this guy out of MY misery!

Thankfully not ALL the people i’ve met are like that. For one, my housemates are fucking cool, the people from other dorms rooms that drop by everyday are fucking cool (our dorm room is practically ‘where it’s at’) and there’s this one guy Larry who’s from WMU in the states who finishing off his last semester here at WMU in Malaysia, welll he’s fucking cool too. I also met up with Majid’s brother who’s studying here in WMU and he seems fucking cool. And the chicks…oh man….let me tell you…it’s fucking GREAT studying in a school where the girls to guys ratio is 2:1. There’s basically twice as many girls as there are guys. Actually i take that back. They aren’t girls. They’re women. Fully developed women. No more 13 – 17 year olds chicks running around school unlike my previous school. Uni is where it all happens baby. Yeahhhh.

There’s this one girl….she looks fuckin EXACTLY like Tara Reid. You know…the chick in American Pie/Urban Legend….i mean…this girl (okay, i know i said they were women but for the sake of simplicity, i’ll just call em girls), she looks EXACTLY like Tara Reid. The resemblence is fucking uncanny man. And also..in every class i have, i always try to sit next to this girl who i think has a set of the nicest/hottest legs i’ve seen (she wore a skirt that had a split once) and there’s this one other girl who…if my eyes didn’t deceive me at the time…has a tattoo right above the crack of her ass. Despite me not really liking tattoos on girls, I kept staring at the damn thing. This school is ‘crrrrrazy mannnn’ (in the immortal words of Larry Bradley Jr. the WMU dude from Michigan). Everywhere i look, there’s bound to be hot chicks around. Like fully developed ones too. Physically AND mentally. No more 13 – 17 year old girls bullshit that i’ve been subjected to like in my old school. Haha.

Anyway, shit….i’ve written a lotta crap so far. Should i go on? Are you even still reading this? Nevertheless, i’ll keep writing. Hmm…i don’t really know if i can update as frequently as i did before but i’ll try my very very best provided that you the reader keep coming back for more of my patented (not really) daily dose of bullshit (really). Oh yeah…surpisingly, i’ve been checking my hit stats and i see that even though i haven’t been updating for the past 2 weeks or so….i still receive hits from all you ‘loyal’ (?) followers. Thanks alot for that. Although it’s only usually within the 20 – 50 hits a day range, i’m still happy. Now lets see that number shoot up to 150 – 200 shall we? Heheh.

Okay, i’m all outta ideas. Till next time.