Here’s a particularly funny/gross guestbook signing that i got from my other (sucky) personal homepage. Note the last comment in the random thoughts question:

From: john, Saturday September 9, 2000 at 4:12pm
Email: drazdataruc@handbag.com
URL: http://
Where are you from?
worcester uk
What are you wearing at this moment?
usual stuff
Musical tastes? Who do you like?
duke ellington, luis russel, red nichols, fats waller
bix beiderbecke, al jolson,
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?
chickhen
Fave phrase? Sayings?
morir es descansar
Comments!
hello
Random thoughts? Anything you wanna say?
i want to make love to Jia Ying and Jia Shin

(This is the part where you start to laugh if you get it. This is also the part where you start to cringe in disgust if you’re either Jia Shin or Jia Ying.)

If you’re wondering who Jia Shin and Jia Ying are, they’re twins, they’re from my previous school, they’re both apparently hot, they’re both apparently hot (did i just say that twice?) and um…..this is Jia Shin (With Chloe on the right. An old pic but she still looks hot. Both of them) and this is Jia Ying (A really crap pic but let me assure she looks 10 (ten) times better in real life).

I checked out my forum earlier on and i saw 2 (two) new entries from Jamie and Jia Ying. It’s good to see that at least 2 (two) people care that i’m back. Yay me. Anyway, i’d like share my thoughts on how i’ll probably be remembered by my friends that’re still in JIS (My previous school. I’m in WMU now). For some reason, i think that i’ll probably be most remembered for not knowing anything. You see, whenever any of my friends asked me a question about anything, my usual response would be “I dunno man…i dunno…”. In fact i think if you go over to my friend Sam’s site, you’ll see that i’m listed on his ‘hates’ page. Basically he hates how i ‘never know’. Heh. That’s how i think all my guy friends would remember me by…among other things. As for the girls, if you take a look at Jia Ying’s post in the forum, it seems that i’ll probably be most remembered by how i am ‘the pick up guy’. Apparently i have a talent for picking up girls. At the top of my head, i can name 3 (three) people who can attest to my ‘mad lady killing pick up skillz’. John, ‘Shaft’ and Jia Ying. Among others. Heck, that fucking Shaft used to pester me asking about how to act and what to say to girls and shit. As if i knew (I do actually. Heh). Of course, my response would always be “I dunno man…”. But the thing is, even though i (apparently) had the skills, i could never actually get any girls. Well not all the time. But apparently, when i do score, i score big time. My friend Michelle used to call me ‘the fisherman’. It’s a little in joke thing. You see, all the girls were fish and i was the fisherman. And this one time, i apparently ‘caught’ a rather impressive ‘fish’ and she called her ‘the big fish’. I’ll let your imagination figure what was so ‘big’ about that ‘fish’ (Okay, so they were her breasts. I just couldn’t resist pointing them out. But i bet you already knew that. Pervert).

Yep. That’s me. A fisherman. Alright i have no idea how to end this post so i’ll just stop now.

Oh and for your (totally useless) information, my Dreamcast game collection has gone up by 40+ games already. Yes, that’s right. I have over 40 games.

Unrelated plug.

Um…yeah. Expect me to write about bullshit that no one really cares about reading for the next few days. But then again, don’t you come to this site for ‘your daily dose of bullshit’ anyway?

Well shag me with a rusty nail. I just checked my mail and i got an e-mail from a friend of mine from back in my JIS days. He goes by the name of Shaft. Anyway, he e-mailed me telling me that he called up one of my bestest girl friends (not GIRLFRIEND, GIRL FRIEND. There’s a difference) and they’ve been talking for about a week already (i damn the day i gave out her phone number to him). Looks like they’ve hit it off. These are his words: “hehe not bad”. Anyway, i’ve known that girl since junior high and i used to have this fucking major crush on her. She never knew about it though and we’ve become kinda best friends over the years. She’s fucking hot too. I swear she has the body of Neve Campbell. I haven’t seen her since her last birthday (May 5th) so i dunno what she looks like now. Hopefully she’s still hot as ever. And hopefully she doesn’t read this but i know she won’t cos she doesn’t know the URL of my site. Ha. But anyway, Shaft was askin me if i had any pics of her anywhere. Unfortunately i don’t. In fact, i’ve been begging her for a photo of herself for the past 5 years or so….and i still haven’t got one! In a related story i’ve also been begging Jeanne for a decent pic of herself and she still hasn’t come through! Dammit. What is it with girls and their pics?? And what is it with having to beg for one for an extended amount of time??

I’m at a cybercafe right now (It’s called HARDDRIVE cafe. Hehehehe) but anyways, i just came from the Pyramid Mall before this and you wanna know what i saw? I saw a man with an honest to god rifle in his hands sitting on a bench near the food court area. No he wasn’t a security guard and no there wasn’t any kind of gun convention going on. Just a man sitting on a bench with a rifle in his hand. Actually you know, he kinda did look like a hunter. He had this hunting kinda jacket on. But anyway, A MAN WITH A LONG GUN IN A MALL IN PLAIN SIGHT. I was half expecting him to go postal and shoot everyone. But alas…it’s didn’t happen. After that i just went to McDonalds.

If you’re the owner or a poster on an e/n site and you’re reading this. Please plug me. I need hits. Desperately. Ha.

I played and i got up to $32000….. on the Playstation of course. What? You didn’t think i actually went on the show did you?

Today i’m gonna tell you the fucked up-ness of sleeping at 6 am everyday for the whole weekend. By sleeping at 6 am everyday, you fuck up your biological clock and it’s bound to make you miss your 8:30 am class on Mondays. It also makes you wake up at 5 pm in the evening with breath so stinky, it makes you yourself gag. Blech. Sleeping at 6 am and waking up at 5 pm makes your hair stand on end making you look like a reject out of a Dragon Ball Z cartoon. It also makes you piss like a NASCAR driver. Holding it all in is NOT a good idea. You’re almost always bound to let it go while you sleep (not that i did but it could happen…). Sleeping for almost 12 hours straight gives you lots of time to dream and in my case you start dreaming weird dreams one of which that involved Jeanne and my old school JIS (Remember Jeanne? I used to mention her in every single one of my posts a coupla months ago. Go take a look at the archives). Anyway this post is batched. I’ll upload this tonight when i’m at a cybercafe. I feel like shit, i need to take a shit, i’m sorely in need of a bath and……ooh…a pretty girl just walked past the window….mmmmm.

As i was saying. I gotta go. My breath is killing me.

Urban Legends: Final Cut. Go watch it NOW! It even has Joey ‘Woah’ Lawrence in it. Not that that’s a good thing (depending on the viewer) but go watch the movie for the ending dammit!