Canada, eh?

EH? EH? EH?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: (no subject)
From: TheLast1Alive@aol.com
Date: Wed, Dec 19 2001 10:54:55 PM EST

I’m not witty. Oh well. Just wanted to say your site rocks. And that it took me FOREVER to figure out where the hell that “I ASSURE YOU…” bit was coming from.

“I’m from Ca-na-da and they think I’m a lit-tle slow, eh?”

Actually I’m not from Canada and I tend to be somewhat quick on the uptake, but that “I ASSURE YOU…” thing was completely over my head until I watched Clerks for the 10,953rd time (that’s an approximation). I feel like a total imbicle for not noticing earlier.

Anyway, keep up the good work, you’re site has something most E/N Blogs don’t have. I’m not sure if it’s the posts or the liberal use of female celebrity nudity (more likely the latter), but this is a damn nice site.
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Trust me. It’s the latter.

But yes, the next best thing to posting up an e-mail that starts off with someone going “Hey dude! Your site rocks!” is posting up an e-mail that end up with someone going “…this is a damn nice site”.

Okay enough with my obligatory ego boosting.

Yep, you got it man. That I ASSURE YOU schtick that i always pull out from time to time does indeed come from the movie Clerks. I used to have this running joke where i’d be saying “Inconceivable!” like in ever other post about a year back. That i got from The Princess Bride. I love that movie. GET IT ON DVD.

Another Clerks line that i like to use every now and then (usually in the subject line of e-mails i send out) is “We’re gonna need a bigger boat”. I just love the way Randal says it. Although… it could be argued that it’s also a Jaws quote. With Clerks referencing the movie by quoting a line from it. But hey, regardless of which, i still think it’s a great line. Be it’s source coming from either Jaws or Clerks.

Anyway i’m gonna go get a pizza and watch Degrassi Jr. High now. I have this weird thing for Canadian melodrama.

I also have this weird thing for girls who say “aboot”.

Bleh

I am ashamed to announce that i actually like that Enrique Iglesias song ‘Hero’.

BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT’S GOT JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT IN THE VIDEO.

Er.

Does that make it any better?

Oh no!!

What’s happened to my ‘sister site’ goodinabadway.com?? Everytime i try to check it out i get this 403 login pop up thing!

I want my daily dose of goodinabadway.com!! (well… my second dosage of what would’ve been my daily dose of goodinabadway.com if it wasn’t down right now because i only found out about it yesterday…)

Oh well.

So what’s been happening so far in my life? Well; apart from about a gazillion people IMing me and e-mailing me asking for me to send them that topless Jennifer Aniston paparazzi pic, nothing much really.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Jennifer Aniston Pics
From: Rory Gillan RGillan@cs.co.za
Date: Wed, Dec 19 2001 10:38:24 AM +0200

Hey Justin

I’ve been trying to think of something quirky to say to convince you to give me the pic. I can’t think ofa thing. I’ve plugged your site on my site http://www.audiogalaxy.com/bands/saintdragon. You probably only get one link a week or something but that guy could be a potential “http://www.goodinabadway.com” !

If you’ve got time it would be neat to see the pic.

Ciao,
– Rory
nintendo, music and porn king
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You know, y’all should go check out that site of his. If only to download this song of theirs. It’s called Nintendo. And it’s, oddly enough, a song about… Nintendo. Cool song. Alternatively, you could just click here to download the song but i think they’d appreciate it a bit more if you gave their site a visit. It’s a relatively small download. Only about 3 megs big.

Won’t take as long to download as it takes for my site to load on a 56k modem.

Anyway, another band site that you all should check out is minibosses.com. Just like Saint Dragon, these guys REALLY love Nintendo games. My personal favorite is their rendition of this Double Dragon song. Only around 2 megs. DOWNLOAD IT. It’s some funky ass shit.

Oh and some unintentionally funny stuff, check out their G.I.JOE song. HILARIOUS.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: FAN SITE1!11!!!
From: tom@thehybridproject.com
Date: Tue, Dec 18 2001 11:43:00 PM -0600

I”M j00r BiGg35T fAn!!1!! www.thehybridproject.com/fubarfan/fubar.html

Alright, well it’s kinda lame… alright… REALLY lame, but I was bored and that e-mail made me chuckle a little.

Oh and I was looking at your DVD list, and you didn’t have Memento on there. I bought it the other day, and just got around to watching it tonight, and I must say, it has gotta be one of the best movies I have ever seen. I highly recommend it. 😉

Peace
– Tom
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I have crazy fans.

Yeah the Memento DVD’s pretty bare bones man. Which is why i didn’t bother picking it up. I do have it on VCD and i have obviously seen it. I meant to post about that movie after i first saw it but i guess i just never got around to it. Fucking great movie. You really need to pay COMPLETE attention to that movie if you’re even gonna make sense out of it the first time around.

Because the movies runs chronologically backwards.

Basically it’s just all backwards. The ending’s at the beginning and the beginning’s at the end.

Hard to explain. Just go watch it. I ASSURE YOU IT’S A GOOD MOVIE.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Ah, you did your civic duty!
From: Dave Bernreuther Dave@Bernreuther.com
Date: Tue, Dec 18 2001 11:03:34 PM -0500

I don’t have a camera so making a sign would be useless, but damn it, I think I deserve to see the pic(s) anyway since I suggested looking for them.

share!

-Dave
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He’s talking about the Jennifer Aniston pic.

See? Told you people won’t stop asking for that pic.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Martin Kick” martin_kick@optusnet.com.au
Date: Wed, Dec 19 2001 9:17:44 AM +1100

Hey dude! Your site rocks! First I came for the porn but stayed coz it was so interesting wat u wrote. Keep it up! By the way Star Wars sucks total ass and Spiderman and Kirsten Dunst are great!

Gotta go, my pizzas here!
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Nothing like posting up an e-mail that has someone going, “Hey dude! Your site rocks!”. It’s even better if you post up a lot of e-mails that are similar in theme (you know.. of the “Hey dude! Your site rocks!” variety) one after another (like i did a coupla posts back) cuz it makes it seem like the site’s actually more popular than it really is.

Works wonders for my ego too.

Anyway, a big fan of mine (i seem to have garnered quite a few this past week) was kind enough to have sifted through his cache and zipped up a cached version of goodinabadway.com (which is still ‘down’ as of right now).

But yeah, here’s a link to the zip file.

Goodinabadway!! Come back!!

Yes kiddies!

Two more new movies to look forward to! First there’s…

Austin Powers: Goldmember!!

I just have four words to say about this teaser: MIDGETS! LOTS OF THEM!

Groovy baby!

And secondly there’s…

Blade 2!!

To tell you the truth, Blade 2 doesn’t look all that hot. Well… not from this teaser anyway. Hopefully they’ll show more of the better bits of the movie when the official trailer’s released. It looks kinda Spawn-ish this time around. Blade 2. That being the overall impression i had after watching the teaser that is. Again, it’s too early to really say anything about the movie. Gotta wait for the real trailer to be out.

I mean, take a look at the Spider-Man teasers and compare them with the official trailer. You didn’t really know how it would turn out and all. And when the trailer was finally released. BOOM. SO GOOD. Hopefully Blade 2 will be just as good as the first one if not better. The first movie wasn’t all that bad really. i liked it. Nice pre-Matrix fight sequences etc etc. And that first opening bloodbath in the club had my jaw dropping to the ground the first time i saw it back in ’98. It was an alright movie.

Can’t say much about the Austin Powers teaser too. Except that it’s funny as hell. Those midgets… haha. Check it out. It’s a relatively short download.

This is pretty shocking…

And that’s just saying the least.

You know how they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Or however the hell that saying goes anyway…

But nevermind. We’ll get back to that later.

First, i want you to read this e-mail first:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: jennifer aniston
From: “goodinabadway” pastor@goodinabadway.com
Date: Tue, Dec 18 2001 4:24:19 PM +0100

hi justin,

your site rulez! since i saw it first (by accident, i was searching for some ripped moviez to download) i’ve been comming back on a daily basis. every free minute is spent on fubar.

you’ve almost founded a new religion. almost. i guess everyone who once starts reading your pages cant stop from comming back. dammit. how did you do that? it’s like a drug. when i have a day without thatsjustnotright.com i start getting depressions, i am crying and trembling and want to die. i just have to crawl to the next computer with my last energy reserves and type in the saving word: badinagoodway dot com. then i start living again. i swear.

well, you said something about jennifer aniston pix, and although i didnt find you by searching for porn, i cant doubt that i’d like to see them. c’mon! i am bringing you at least 50 hits per day. really! believe me! please!

gotta go now. luf peese and hormony.

pastor
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Seems like a pretty big fan huh?

Notice his goodinabadway.com e-mail address? Well i did. And just out of curiousity, i went to check out this so called goodinabadway.com.

And sure enough, it exists.

But check this…

Talking about me ‘inspiring’ sites, here’s the kicker: goodinabadway isn’t just a site that i’ve downright inspired, goodinabadway is also a badinagoodway fansite.

A fansite (!).

That is just fucking crazy man! Hahaha. I mean, i’ve had people becoming inspired to start their own sites after seeing mine, some of them even downright borrowing bits of my bio info to put on their bio, some even trying to emulate the site’s format and for those of you who’ve been reading long enough, you might even remember the site parodies (complete with same layouts and ‘Justin style’ posts) that SlackerJedi and Reignfire once made of this site but thisthis just takes the cake!

Can you believe it? goodinabadway.com??

You don’t get to see this everyday. Small sites like this having fansites. Fansites.

It’s one thing to get fan signs but to have a fansite?? I’m not even a camgirl! Haha.



And even if that page is just a joke, it sure as hell is a good one. Fuck me. That site deserves a LINK. He also deserves to see that Jennifer Aniston pic that i can’t post up. It’s in the mail man. It’s in the mail.

You all should really go check out that site. It’s possibly the most funniest, shocking-est, flattering-est, fubar-est thing i’ve ever seen!

I still can’t believe this site exists!

Crazy!

Hear ye hear ye

I have an announcement.

Remember those ‘REMOVED BY LAWYERS’ pics of Jennifer Aniston? Not the ones on my site (because i never had them on here in the first place) but the one’s that were on the net before (but aren’t anymore because they were… REMOVED BY LAWYERS). You know…those paparazzi pics.

Read this first if you haven’t already.

Done? Okay good. Well anyway, I HAVE THOSE PICS!!! Well… one of them anyway. The others are coming soon.

Thing is, i can’t exactly post ’em up. Unless i wanna get threatened by lawyers again should they ever find out that i have ’em on the site. I can send them to people though…

Anybody wanna have a look? THEN MAKE ME A FAN SIGN. Har har.

Or something.