Monthly Archives: December 2001

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Funny guy.

GCrAcKeR713: and I mean with a title i have naked girls on my site and then pics of kirsten what more could I want
GCrAcKeR713: it was like the holly grails of “what i want in my perfect website”
GCrAcKeR713: it was just all good

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I’ve been slacking off again. I actually do have a lot to post about. Stuff that’s been happening over the past few days etc etc. It’s just that i haven’t been feeling post-y is all.

Figured that since it’s my last two weeks back home for a long time, i thought i’d just spend my time doing shit all and just relaxing. But i’ve got a site to maintain. Hits to keep up. And e-mail to half assedly reply to.

But first, how’s this for weird.

I was on IRC last night. For like… the first time in over a year. And i saw my ex’s cousin online. So i messaged her and we started talking. Catching up etc etc. And she mentions my site and how she’s a reader and all that. She also told me about how everybody in school (and around Brunei) are such copycats (ikut ikutan). You know… starting their own weblogs… in essence copying me… because it’s a little known fact that i was pretty much one of the first (if not the first…) person to actually start a weblog/journal/e-smut site that’s based in Brunei. Or that’s made by a Bruneian at least.

So anyway, she’s like telling about these three guys in school (my old school JIS)… like KELVIN, who’s like… notoriously annoying and stuff… and how he and his friends ‘idolize’ me or something. And then she tells me about this other kid, named Ariff (sic?) and how he had my URL all over his stuff for all to see wherever he went. Or something like that. Had it on his bag, his bottle… etc etc. And then Mr. Johnston saw that bottle and thought it had drugs in it (they were actually just herbs or so i’m told). So he checks out the bottle and sees my URL. Thinks that my site’s a drug site and he goes to check it out.

So the next day, Mr. Johnston’s like all… “Wow”… “Good site, whose is it?” or something to that extent and KELVIN’s like all… “Oh that’s JUSTIN’s site. A good old friend of mine”. (suck up suck up…)

I actually know Mr. Johnston. He was on this school trip with us a coupla years back. Climbed Mount Kinabalu together for this ECA thing to geet this Duke Of Edinburgh Award or whatever. I think they call it the International Award now. Or something. But yeah, he probably doesn’t remember me so IT’S OKAY.

Oh yeah. And while i was out yesterday visiting my relatives in Bandar and all, a friend of mine (also a reader from Brunei) SMSed me asking if i had any cousins named Zara or Zuraifah. I personally had no clue if i have any cousins named Zara or Zuraifah because i’ve got A LOT of cousins. Some of them that i didn’t even know were my cousins. But yeah, so i ask her what’s up? And she said that she was just on IRC and a coupla chatters were talking about my site. Apparently this one girl was like claiming that she was my cousin and that we used to play with dolls together when we we kids or something (??). And not only that, apparently a whole bunch of other people were also claiming that i was their ‘something’ and that they somehow had a connection with me.

Brunei’s a VERY small country. You do something here and EVERYBODY knows about it. I started the first Bruneian based weblog (to my knowledge anyway) and when people caught wind of it, EVERYBODY started making their own. Changing their ‘homepages’ into more of an e/n – weblog kinda deal.

With the only exception being that mine’s pretty much the only one that’s broken into the ‘mainstream’. You know… getting 4500-ish hits day etc etc. Plugged and linked by respectable sites… etc etc… and whatnot.

Mind you i didn’t start the weblogging ‘phenomenon’… just added to it a bit by putting Bruneian based ones on the map.

If i weren’t such a lazy bastard, i’d probably list out all the Bruneian (AND non Bruneian) e/n – weblog sites i’ve ‘inspired’ in my time (in one way or another) but i think i’ll just save for another post. It’ll be like that plugathon that i had about a week or two before. If i ever get around to writing it up that is. I still haven’t written about my last night in Malaysia. And about that last pseudo date i had with Susan.

But yes, enough with the tooting of my own horn. Time to get to those e-mails that are starting to pile up again:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fan sign
From: Iikelystepho03@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 17 2001 8:22:54 PM EST

Justin –

I have stumbled upon your site in search for downloading the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon Soundtrack. Apparently, your site only has “gratuitous nude naked topless celeb pics” and writing. I didn’t bother with the porn; it was your writing that drew me in. I got sidetracked and spent hours reading your archives. Everything about you is interesting and you are one sexy guy. Keep up the writing.

P.S.. I hope no one took my post-it-note-idea
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Oh God no. Tell me you didn’t like… go ALL the way back into the archives? My earlier posts SUCK. I look at them now and i cringe. Brrrr.

Anyway,

Thanks for the fan sign =]

Eh. Did you just say ‘sexy guy’? Who? ME? Surely you must be joking.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: jlh pics
From: “Matthew Trevaskis” matt_trevaskis@hotmail.com
Date: Mon, Dec 17 2001 10:07:25 AM +1000
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Yes. That’s the entire e-mail.

Okay, how many times do i have to say this? The reason that i don’t have any JLH (or Denise Richards or Alyssa Milano) pics on my site is because their lawyers (i think they all have the same one) e-mailed my host and threated to sue if i didn’t have their pictures removed. So that’s why i can’t have any of their pics on my site.

One guy IMed me earlier today suggesting that i have Christina Aguilera and Alyssa Milano nudes on the site. Again, if he’d actually READ the site and not just looked at the porn, he would’ve known why i didn’t have have Alyssa pics on here.

See? Told you most people just come here for the porn. AND NEVER READ THE POSTS.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: gratitude or what?
From: “Rich G” azrael_the_fallen@hotmail.com Add to Contacts
Date: Sun, Dec 16 2001 10:00:50 PM +0000
Attachments: fubar 2.jpg, fubar 1.jpg

‘lo

because i’m quite a lonely person, only leaving my bedroom to go to college
or work or some other poor reason, i visit your site quite often.
for all the humour (and let’s not forget pornography) you have provided me
with i thought i’d send you these, they took up a valuable 15 mins of my
time (time i could have spent either looking for porn or looking for warez
stuff!) and they still suck.

ah fuck it, i’ll get over it and you can delete ’em.

Azrael
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Don’t you just love it when people make fansigns and buttons for you?

And send you more naked-ish celebs?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: jen aniston
From: kevinjf2@uwm.eduAdd to Contacts
Date: Sun, Dec 16 2001 3:53:15 PM -0600 (CST)
Attachments: Jennifer_Aniston008.jpg, 0312-Aniston-Jennifer.jpg

you need some better pics so I attached a few. most blog sites suck but for some reason i read the posts on fubar every day. guess i am in your fanbase..
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I have a fanbase?

Oh yeah. Here’re a coupla pics i picked up while i was on the net last night. They’re nothing much. But worth a peek i guess. Been a while since i actually looked around for ‘porn’ myself.

READ THE POSTS MORE AND STOP LOOKING AT THE PICS.

Someone IMed me while i was away just now.

GCrAcKeR713: your a person
GCrAcKeR713: don’t answer
GCrAcKeR713: i found your site one on of my advantures for porn
GCrAcKeR713: i should be studying american history but
GCrAcKeR713: porn is a great american acomplishment
GCrAcKeR713: but then again i think i’ll just hit my bong

See what i mean?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Quite disturbing
From: “Baby Girl” trulove90@hotmail.com
Date: Tue, Dec 18 2001 12:23:58 AM -0600

Hi,

I’d just like to say I find your site to be very interesting. I really don’t know what it is but I just keep coming back to see if you have posted anything new. (Yes, I actually visit it for the posts and not for the porn) I found it while looking for the rules to this drinking game my best friend was interested in (the name of the game is FUBAR) and yours was the first site that appeared on the refferals list.

At first I must admit I didn’t think much of it, although it did intrige me. I found myself checking it out “just to see if I made any sense of it” and now I cant get enough of it!

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU FOR MAKING SUCH A GOOD (AND ADDICTIVE) SITE!!!!

BTW: Did you win the Digital Pimp of the Year Award?
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I swear i didn’t make this e-mail up.

Nah, i didn’t win that DPOTY thing. In fact, nobody won. Because the contest was cancelled. And even if it had gone on, i would’ve been the biggest loser anyway. Nobody ever sends me fansigns.

Not as many as i’d like anyway.

HOW DOES HE DO IT??

Anyway, i’m outta here. Catch y’all later.

Bloody good site!

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You know. I’ve been getting an awful lot of e-mail lately. I never really thought about it until just about a moment ago. And i actually have fans? Can you believe it? Like… actual people writing in and professing their… fanship… for the site (if there even exists such a word).

What they’re specifically fans of though is beyond me.

It can’t be the content. Because, pssh… come on… this site HAS no content. It’s just all e-mails, movies, DVD talk and gratuitous nude naked topless celebs. With the occasional boring blog bits. Nothing at all thought provoking-ish like what you might find on TSGML or worth reading like File Not Found (have you read Thess’s latest post? I deserve naked pics! =D)

My ‘fanbase’ could be attributed to the porn though. Or the gratuitous nude naked topless celeb pics as i like to put it. Because it’s not really porn. It’s just… gratuitous nude naked topless celebs. BIG DIFFERENCE (don’t argue). There’s quite a collection. Not exactly a COMPLETE collection (DUE TO JLH’s, Alyssa Milano’s and Denise Richards’ LAWYERS) but hey, there’s enough on here for every 14 year old that stumbles upon this site to cream their pants over.

Or maybe people are just sucking up to me in hopes of getting their e-mails posted on the site. Ha.

But whatever it is that’s been making you people come back for more; be it the content or the porn, it’s working alright. My hits have been pretty good these days. Nice and constant. Averaging at just over 4500+/- hits a day from roughly about 3000+/- visitors from all around the world.

With probably 90% of them finding the site through porn searches. Like this guy down here for example:

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Bloody good site!
From: “Lee Iriarte” gatosusio@dingoblue.net.au
Date: Mon, Dec 17 2001 1:37:33 AM +1100
Attachments: ch_Josie_Maran_01@Maxim2000-08.jpg, Josie-Maran-01-FHM-UKOct01.jpg, Josie-Maran-02-FHM-UKOct01.jpg

I love the sight, i was looking for a mpeg video of Katie Holmes Nude scene in the Gift. At first i just closed your sight and kept looking but something about it made me come back about an hour later. Your sight is wat ive always wanted to create myself, ile take your site as the next best thing, i come here everyday! and look at wats new, its a great sight indeed!.

If you really want to have a good one go to www.josiemaran.co.uk those people have AMAZING pictures of this amazingly BEUTIFULL women and thay also woudl appreciate the hits…

Hey heres some nice pictures i got forya, please linkem on your sight N stuff there great pics.
Be great if i came to your sight and saw this email onit !! ide jump for joy. i am one of your fans and will never stop comming to your site aslong as it still is online. (dont diss me for bad typing coz i know how bad i type.. and i cant be fucked getting better at the keyobard , ohwell)
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Thanks for the pics man. GLADD YUO LIEK THE SIGHT.

This other guy found me through a search query too.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: los monos sucios que estan en tus pantalones no son tanto peludo.
From: Oddball2701@aol.com
Date: Mon, Dec 10 2001 8:30:39 PM EST

have you seen the movie baseketball? see it. fast. and when you’ve finished, read the book cryptonomicon by neal stephenson. hurry.

kebin smith is a great man. a websearch on him recently lead me to your site. in the same vein, thou shalt watch baseketball. on top of the fact that it is the funniest movie viewed by yours truly, it features reel big fish, who happen to be one of the coolest ska bands unavailable on 8-track. the movie stars the guys responsible for southpark, and it’s funny. very much so.

cryptonomicon, on the other hand, is funny, but not in the same way. where baseketball has yasmine bleeth and reel big fish, cryptonomicon has politics, sex, drugs, philosophy, mathematics, and general douglas macarthur. along with that, it has humor. here’s an excerpt. have fun.
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A Kevin Smith websearch? You mean you didn’t come here looking for porn? WOW.

But yeah, i’ve seen Baseketball. It was an alright movie i thought. I only saw it once though. So i’ve pretty much forgotten everything about the movie. I think i have it on VCD. I should probably watch it again. Refresh my memory.

I like Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Those guys are seriously fucked up. They’d have to be to come up with South Park. I still haven’t seen Orgazmo though. can’t seem to find it anywhere. Not on VCD anyway. Though i hear they’re releasing it on DVD soon as a two disc special edition or something. There’s a Region 2 version out in the Uk but it’s pretty barebones. The US Region 1 version’s gonna be packed with shit. That’s what i heard anyway. Could just be a rumor. I really don’t see what they could include on there that would warrant it all being on 2 discs. But hey, if it’s true, i’m getting it just solely because it’s a special edition.

I’m a sucker for special editions.

Hell, i even bought DUNGEONS & DRAGONS on DVD just because it was loaded (the commentary tracks on there aren’t that bad really. Almost makes it worth buying the disc for).

Of course, bad movies, no matter how many extras they include on the DVD, will always be bad movies. Like The Ice Cream Man for example. If they ever release that fucking movie on DVD… even as a three disc Ultimate Edition or whatever, i still wouldn’t touch that movie. Not even with a thirty foot pole.

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS THE WORST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF BAD MOVIES.

I’d rather have chopsticks rammed up my nose than watch that movie.

Reel Big Fish is cool.

E-mails

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I thought it’d be about time i answered all my e-mail.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Jennifer Aniston doesn’t work…
From: “Trevor and Ronda MacFall” tmacfall@earthlink.net
Date: Wed, Dec 12 2001 12:17:27 PM -0700

Great site though. I personally like your pictures archive. Thanks.

Trevor
tmacfall@earthlink.net
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Who doesn’t? Anyway thanks. The Jennifer Aniston link works now. Although there isn’t really that much to see. There’s only like a grand total of ONE picture in there. But the link’s fixed nonetheless.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: your site rocks
From: “Mr. Scloop” scloop@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Dec 12 2001 5:54:47 PM -0700

Hey dude,

I just wanted to let you know that your site rocks man. I’m not really that
into the internet, but a friend of mine told me about steakandcheese so I
went to check it out and stumbled across your site, and now i’m checking
into your site everyday. Keep up the good work dude…

~scloop~
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Wow. Somebody who found the site that wasn’t actually looking for porn in the first place. This must be a first.

But yeah, steakandcheese has been very good to me. So for those of you haven’t been there yet, you should click on this link. Good site. Better than mine definitely.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Kick ass….
From: “Jeremy” jmbrevard@home.com
Date: Thu, Dec 13 2001 1:25:09 PM -0500
Attachments: tourbook.jpg, britneyback.jpg, britneyfront.jpg

Like your site…saw3 pics of britney spears thought you might enjoy
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I can’t vouch for the authenticity of the first two pics but that last one looks pretty much like her.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: DREAM
From: “Timothy Monahan” timmonahan2@hotmail.com
Date: Thu, Dec 13 2001 3:47:57 PM -0500
Attachments: cj_7202.jpg.jpeg
Hey man,

You must have finals or something, you haven’t posted as much lately. My friends all hated goatse.cx, but I loved their disgusted responses. I told most of the guys that it was nude pictures of my ex-girlfriend, just to get them to follow the link, and then BAM.

Anywho, link this attachd jpeg. I know you’ll love it. Courtesy of CJ.

Cheers,
Timothy B. Monahan
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Haha. You gotta love the reactions of first time visitors to goatse.cx.

Yeah i’ve been pretty lazy lately. Had my finals last week. Now i’m just chilling out at home. It’s my last two weeks at home for the next two years or so before i leave for Michigan. So yeah, forgive me if i wanna spend more time slacking off doing ‘home’ stuff for the time being. I’ll be back in top form soon enough.

I was gonna post that jpeg you sent up on the site but it’s already been around too much. But yeah, click on that link and tell me if you haven’t seen it already.

It’s BRITNEY AND THE OLSENS.

WHAT MORE COULD YOU EVER WANT? (besides them all naked of course)

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: your site–comments
From: “bluejay” thebluejay@canada.com
Date: Fri, Dec 14 2001 12:13:06 PM -0500

Hey Justin,

Super site, delicious babes. Only problem is that you’ve got so much good stuff on your first page that it takes quite a while to download with my 56K modem.

Thanks for a great job!

bluejay
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Tell me about it. The site’s pretty slow as fuck on 56k. You just gotta live with it i guess.

By the way, what the heck are you doing on 56k anyway? It’s almost 2002 man. Get a DSL connection or something!

With that being said, i should probably work on the site’s excessive loading time. Cut it down a bit. Make it more 56k friendly. Thing is i like keeping 11 days worth of posts lingering on my main page. Makes it seem like there’s actual content on the page y’see… (SMART EH?).

It’s either that or i’m just compensating for something by making the page really long.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Bummer
From: “Bart Zantzinger” zanzibart@rcn.com
Date: Fri, Dec 14 2001 7:42:30 PM -0500

Deep breath.

We’ll wait.

Do well in your exams.

Ditch the site. Do something new. Opportunity, cleverly disguised.
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Occasionally, i get e-mails that i totally do not understand.

That was one of them.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: fr. YO BIGGEST FAN
From: DAhOtLiLbOwWoW@cs.com
Date: Sat, Dec 15 2001 1:25:57 AM EST

Hey wassup brutha!

I am a really big fan of yall and i am so much like yall because I love watching movies and i hate malaysia and all that shit. i would really like it if we can be friends and i want to know how the hell u get new movies before it comes out in theaters. das why i love your site because of the naked chicks and everythang and i saw one of your post it said that u saw the movie THE ONE before it was on theaters, and damn i was fucking shock and i want to know how u got all those new movies.

from,
yo’ biggest fan, Yo’ main man

CONTACT ME AT DAHOTLILBOWWOW@CS.COM

PEACE I’M OUTTA HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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H TO THE IZZO!!! V TO THE IZZAY!!!

YO WASSUP MY MAIN MAN??

AWW YEAH. I GOTS MYSELF A FAN!!! HOW DOPE IZZAT? AND YEAH MAN, IT HELPS IF YOU LIVE IN ASIA WHICH IS BASICALLY BOOTLEG CENTRAL OF THE WORLD WHERE YOU CAN GET ALL THE LATEST MOVIES OFF THE STREETS (LITERALLY) ON VCD WAY BEFORE THEY’RE EVEN RELEASED DOMESTICALLY IN THE US OF A. AWW YEAH. NAKED CHICKS MAN! AND BOOTLEG MOVIES! THAT’S WHAT MAKES THE WORLD GO ROUND. YYEEEAHH.

PEACE!!

(I have actually fans?? Me?)

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “a tall handsom hunk of a man” laardo@hotmail.com
Date: Sat, Dec 15 2001 3:27:49 PM -0700

nice site. I come by all the time. Obvioiusly i came by it while looking for internet celeb porn, but over time I started to read your daily posts. Sounds like you don’t like this Sophie girl too much, does she no you dis her on the internet. oh well. 2 small requests, on your list of celcritys, your missing 2 of the best. Jessica Alba (dark angel) my personal favorit and Jennifer love hewitt. Big fan of kristen dunst, big fan of redheads, can’t wait to see spiderman just for that, though spiderman has nothing on batman. Hope the movies not like X -men. and wheres venom. later.
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AHA. SEE? I told you people come here looking for porn first and posts later.

But yeah, that Sophie girl. My ex. It’s not that i don’t like her or anything, it’s just that… well… she cheated on me. With a guy named Axel Tulip.

TULIP.

LIKE THE FLOWER TULIP.

But that’s not the point. The point is that i trusted her and she betrayed that trust. And it’s not a nice feeling to have your trust betrayed. I’m pretty big on trust. It’s just some silly little thing that i have a big deal with. But yeah, it’s not like i hate her or anything. It’s just that things went a little sour after she did what she did. And things just aren’t the same anymore between us.

Yeah she knows i diss her on the net. I don’t think she checks out my site anymore but boy, you should’ve seen the uproar she caused amongst my ‘fans’ during that whole month of August. They dissed her more than i ever could’ve thought. She used to post on this one little site once. They had a tag board thing. The amount of abuse she got on there was incredible. Heh, you should’ve seen the amount of abuse she got on my tag board. It wasn’t pretty.

But that’s all in the past i guess. Hopefully she’s learnt from her mistakes. And me from mine.

Jessica Alba.

Well… thing is… there aren’t exactly too many GOOD pics of her out there. Not that i’ve found anyway.

Of course, the last time i looked was like… a coupla months ago so there might be some more newer, better ones out there by now. I dunno. I could check again.

And as for JLH, well… i actually did have a coupla pretty revealing pics of her on the site before… nothing R though… strictly PG-13 (bordering on R)… but then her LAWYER threatened to sue the pants off my host because of that.

And it wasn’t only just JLH’s lawyers, Denise Richards’ and Alyssa Milano’s lawyers threatened to sue too.
I think they all have the same lawyer or something. They e-mailed my host threatening to sue if the pictures weren’t removed. So the pictures were removed.

So no more JLH, Alyssa Milano or Denise Richards.

Oh well.

Dude, Spider-Man will be SO much better than Batman! But then again, you can’t really compare the the two. Batman’s dark and gloomy. Spider-Man’s so full of COLOR and LIGHT. I loved the parts of the trailer where they showed the scenes of him swinging around New York with all those balloon things flying around. AWESOME. A bit too CGI-y but they’ll probably make everything un-plastic-y by the time the movie’s released. Three more months of work will hopefully get rid of the painfully obvious CGI-ity of some of the effects.

But nevertheless, IT’S GONNA BE GREAT. Sam Raimi’s directing it man. HE CANNOT DO WRONG. Evil Dead I! Evil Dead II! Army Of Darkness! A Simple Plan! The Gift!

Okay, let’s just forget about For Love Of The Game. Blame that movie on Kevin Costner.

But yeah, with the experience he’s had with directing Darkman, which was a pretty cool superhero movie in it’s own right, think of what he’ll do with Spider-Man.

DAMN THIS MOVIE WILL ROCK.

Let’s just hope this movie’s more Batman/X-Men rather than The Avengers/Batman & Robin. *cringe*

Venom? Well… too many villains can spoil the broth. See The last two Batman’s for example.

It’s good that they’re just concentrating on GG for the first Spider-Man movie in (hopefully) a long line of Spider-Man movies.

Here’s a plea to the American public and the world come may 2002:

PASS ON ATTACK OF THE CLONES. GO SEE SPIDER-MAN IN DROVES. MAKE IT A BOX OFFICE HIT. SO THAT SAM RAIMI CAN MAKE A SEQUEL TO IT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. ALA BRYAN SINGER WITH X-MEN.

Come on, i’m sure there’s at least as many Spider-Man fans out there as there are Star Wars fans. I’m expecting to see these two movies battle it out for box office supremacy come May 2002.

Hopefully Spidey will come out on top. I’m a bigger Spider-man fan than i am a Star Wars one.

Hopefully Kirsten Dunst’s tits will persuade the masses to go watch this movie when it comes out.

I bet you won’t be able to see Amidala’s tits in AOTC.

HAH. There’s a selling point for Spider-Man right there!

“You do too much…”

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“…you’re not Superman you know…”

I love that line.

I must’ve watched the Spider-Man trailer like… over a hundred times by now. I practically know every single second of what happens in that trailer by heart.

Went through the entire trailer frame by frame. Multiple times. Over and over again. Studying every single little detail.

I’m almost as sad as these guys.

But seriously, i am HYPED UP about this movie. It’s looks GREAT. It’s so COLORFUL! It’s gonna have a cameo by Bruce Campbell in it… it’s directed by Sam Raimi… it’s got his old ‘classic’ making an appearance… and best of all… it’s got KIRSTEN DUNST. AS A REDHEAD (and she looks GOOOOOOOD). It’s gonna KICK. ASS.

Oh man this movie will be soooooo good.

FUCK ATTACK OF THE CLONES.