Anybody interested in seeing what my desktop looks like?

Okay. I guess i better ‘un-slack’ myself. People have been complaining.

“Ooh!! You only posted once yesterday!!”, “You haven’t posted in 12 hours!!”, “Post!”, “Lazy ass”.

Hey i update more than most of the other sites out there. A guy’s gotta have a break sometimes too y’know?

But yes. Anyway, to be honest, i really don’t wanna posting right. Mostly because i just don’t want to push down Stal’s post further down the page. But i guess it’s gotta happen sooner or later. Sorry Stal! But yeah, go check it out if you haven’t already done so. It’s a refreshing change from the usual monotony the e-mails and naked pics that i usually post up.

So what do i have in store for you today? Well… more e-mails and naked pics of course! And the obligatory self ego boosting that you’ve all come to know and expect by now!

There’s some content in there too but you’re gonna have to sift though all the filler to get to it.

Not everything comes that simple you know?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: LOTR
From: “the webbler” the_webbler@hotmail.com
Date: Fri, Dec 21 2001 8:48:36 AM +0000

Went to the movies last night and checked out LOTR. After 2 minutes (giant armies fighting) i was stunned. And it stayed like that for the other 175 minutes. Amazing movie… After four hours of sleep and some office hours i am still impressed. Thank u Peter Jackson.

Just thought you’d like to know my opinion.

cya
the webbler
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Yeah. Everywhere i go it’s all like… “Hey have you seen The Lord Of The Rings?”. Everybody’s talking about it. Some people love it. Some people were disappointed. But the overall consensus seems to be that it is one GOOD movie. Better than Star Wars dare i say? I wouldn’t know. I haven’t had the chance to see it yet. And this coming from me. Mr. Movie Freak himself. I dunno. I’ll probably get it on VCD in a coupla days. Should be bootlegged by then. I’ll have to go check out the shops in town. Maybe i’ll go tonight. Who knows? It might be out already.

Yeah Peter Jackson is great. I’ve been a big fan of his ever since i first saw Heavenly Creatures. I loved that movie. The Frighteners was pretty good too. But man, Dead Alive is just classic.

“I KICK ARSE FOR THE LORD!”

Fucking classic. It’s right up there with Evil Dead 2.

Still haven’t seen Meet The Feebles though. Haven’t been able to track it down. But it’s great to see all these small low budget horror directors finally doing big box office mainstream stuff. First Sam Raimi (with the up coming Spider-Man) and now Peter Jackson.

If you thought Fellowship of the Rings was good, think about how GREAT The Two Towers will be next year.

Take a look at these reviews so far for TFOTR.

Only 4 bad reviews out of a 100. That is crazy.

I personally haven’t read the books so i’ll have no basis for comparison when i finally do watch the movie so yeah. I’m going in clean. Just like i did with Harry Potter.

Nevertheless, good or bad, The Lord Of The Rings is still definitely a must see movie.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: great site
From: dragonben z dragonben_z@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, Dec 21 2001 11:09:54 PM -0800 (PST)

hey! I stumbled onto your site the other day and started reading it. It’s some funny stuff. Everything
I’ve read that you talk about reminds me of myself. I especially loved your short rambling on ‘Life Goes
On’. Every time me and my buddy hang out our conversation always ends up on the topic of that show.
I know, we need lives. Anyway, reading your page is like taking a guided tour through my own cobwebbed and cluttered mind. You have risen the bar for us all. Kudos, you magnificent bastard.
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I bet you were looking for porn. YOU WERE WEREN’T YOU?

But yeah, Life Goes On… The Wonder Years… those were GOOD shows. The main reason why i used to tune in to Life Goes On was because of Kellie Martin. I thought she was pretty cute/hot. She still is actually. As you can see.

And yeah, fucking Kevin Arnold. Dumping Madeline Adams (Julie Condra) for WINNIE COOPER. BORING WINNIE COOPER.

He was an idiot, but you gotta admit, he did get the girls. Bastard.

But geeez! WINNIE COOPER over MADELINE ADAMS??

Blah. In the words of Madeline Adams, i say: ……

Anyway.

I was just looking over the pics of Jewel that i posted up. And i just thought i’d comment a little bit more about her teeth. As it’s been a pretty big topic of discussion about her in the past. I mean, is she like sponsored by Monster Munch or what? I think it was Denis Leary who pontificated on why Jewel’s teeth are a bit messed-up. He said that since she grew up in Alaska, she must’ve been gnawing on a lot of frozen stuff.

Haha.

But hey, she makes good music, she’s got a pretty face, big jugs, a sexy belly and a great ass. So who cares if her teeth are as bad as her poetry? She’s still hot. In that Leelee Sobieski/Helen Hunt/Renee Zellweger-ish kinda way.

Oh and i have some more Chyler Leigh pics. With Mia Kirshner too!

• Chyler and Mia 1
• Chyler and Mia 2
• Chyler 1
• Chyler 2

And one of my beloved Kiki.

*swoon*

Oh and that’s Ms. Kirsten Dunst to you.

Guess who’s site of the week?

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject: Site of the week
From: webmaster@theweblogreview.com
Date: Fri, Dec 21 2001 8:00:21 PM -0500

Brent
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The Weblog Review.

My review.

i am so easily amused. and easily confused. i could sum that all up in one word: blonde. ha! i crack me up.

actually, this is not the first time it’s happened to me, but it is the first time in a long time. it happens on a regular basis to other girls (namely more popular webcam personas or celebrities or models or whatever), much moreso than it’s ever happened to me. but regardless of who it happens to, and with what frequency, i don’t understand why it happens.

which is why i want to ask all of you–since you might have some ideas to offer on the subject–what the hell possesses a person to pretend they’re someone they’re not?

if you’re confused as to what i’m talking about, let me briefly explain.

i have pictures on the internet, on my website, along with a description of myself, what i like in a mate, and all that other personal-page crap. pretty much the same thing every other girl (and guy?) has on her (his?) site, more or less. call me average. i am not exactly a celebrity. 😛 i don’t really warrant fanatics or psychotic people who stalk me. i can’t even spell for christs sake; in other words, i’m really not that special! honest!

but yesterday someone IMed me with this link: FTJ profile

guess whose pictures those are? yeahp, mine. guess who’s description of self that is? yeahp, mine, as worded ‘exactly’ on my website. did i create that profile?

…is my name laura?

ehh.., no.

i guess the expected reaction to learning someone was trying to *be* you would be annoyance? aggrivation? but i’m not annoyed. confused, a little bit, but not annoyed. mostly i’m just amused. i cracked up when i first saw that. i mean, isn’t it cute? someone wants to be me! (why????) not just look like me, but have my personality as well! (again, i ask why???) i think i find this so amusing because i don’t exactly see myself as the sort of person people are dying to be. like i said, i’m pretty average. i guess you could consider it flattery, though it’s not exactly an entire fansite or anything (*cough*justinyoustudyou*cough*), but it is someone who i guess thought me worth embodying?? as literally as digitally allowed?

but what really bothers me is i don’t understand WHY? what’s the point? pretend you’re someone you’re not so guys may take interest in “you” to talk to you…? but you can’t get any further than that because it’s not really YOU you advertised in the first place. i just dont get it. where does that get you? make a fake profile in hopes the real person will see it so you can get a rise out of them? but then not tell them about it, rendering any attempts at spiting a person useless. ok so i’m pretty sure ‘laura’ doesn’t want to piss me off, because if she did she would have made the profile obvious to me somehow, and if she did want to piss me off, too bad cuz she really just gave me a good laugh. so if not to piss me off, and if it makes no sense to try to get other people to talk to you (seeing as though you can’t get any farther than that), then why do it?????????

someone tell me please before i go nuts! .. or before i’m forced to ramble more! both, equally scary sights.

actually.. maybe she just wanted to make me feel hot. im, err laura’s.. er, i’m already listed as like #129 — almost the top 100 hahaha. blah.

i hate face the jury.

Validate This!! Because by golly, it deserves it! To be validated. And by that i mean for you to click on that link. Yes.

Fuck.

Eh? Okay.

What? It’s 4:30am in the morning. Surely you don’t expect me to be making any sense do you?

I went out with my dad about two hours ago. So i left an away message on my AIM.

And then i came back to find that i’d just made the biggest mistake of my life.

NOOOOOO!!!!!!!! THE ANSWER IS YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!!!

The Scorpion King trailer is out. Looks nothing like the previous Mummy movies though. Considering that it’s a spin off. Sorta Conan-ish actually.

The trailer for Adam Sandler’s new movie is out too. Mr. Deeds. I thought that last gag at the end of the trailer was fucking hilarious. Check it out. Not that big of a download.

Goodinabadway is up again! Now you don’t need to download that zip file!

Stop looking at the naked celebrities and go now!

New celeb pics.

• Amy Jo Johnson 1
• Amy Jo Johnson 2Amy Jo Johnson! Don’t you just love it when Power Rangers get naked? Another Power Ranger that’s gotten naked is Cerina Vincent (Yellow Power Ranger). Might wanna check that out too. She was in Not Another Teen Movie.
• Jordana Brewster 1
• Jordana Brewster 2Jordana Brewster. The Fast And The Furious chick. Someone once e-mailed me requesting for these. Well, here they are. They’re screen caps from a different movie though. But hey, they’re better than what you can get off of TFATF.
• Britney SpearsEh? What the hell is she trying to do?
• Christina RicciOoh. Transparent.
• Eliza DushkuRIDE EM COWBOY!
• Laura Herring 1
• Laura Herring 2Man. Mulholland Drive is one quirky movie. Love that lesbian scene though. David Lynch is fucked up. Ever seen Lost Highway? Twin Peaks? Fucked up stuff i tell you.
• Jewel 1
• Jewel 2
• Jewel 3
• Jewel 4
• Jewel 5Ah Jewel. Great boobs. Shame about the teeth.
• Jennifer ConnellyI love Jennifer Connelly.
• Katherine Heigl 1
• Katherine Heigl 2
• Katherine Heigl 3
• Katherine Heigl 4I love Katherine Heigl too.
• Kirsten DunstBut i love Kirsten Dunst the most.
• Lita 1
• Lita 2Two sorta rare Lita pics for you WWF fans.
• Mandy MooreShe looks fucking HOT in this pic. PHWOAR.
• Melissa Joan HartDon’t strain your eyes too hard on this one.
• Leelee SobieskiSo what if she looks like Helen Hunt? She’s still hot. More here.
• Marla Sokoloff 1
• Marla Sokoloff 2She is just so CUTE. I like. A lot.
• The Pretty Ugly Girl (from Not Another Teen Movie)Okay so her name’s actually Chyler Leigh. And she’s definitely NOT ‘pretty ugly’.
• Dominique SwainAh. Dominique Swain. BUCK NAKED.

  And last, but not least, i have here some screen caps from the European version The In Crowd, featuring Susan Ward’s glorious breasts. In full view.

  None of that side shot shit that you got to see in the US cut of the movie.

  Gotta love Europe.

• Susan Ward 1
• Susan Ward 2
• Susan Ward 3
• Susan Ward 4You know what sucks? The fact that i can’t have any JLH, Denise Richards or Alyssa Milano pics on my site. Because i actually have this one really good screen cap of JLH pretty much stripping her bra off.

  But i can’t post it up.

  Don’t worry though. It only sounds more exciting than it seems.

  BUT IT’S GOOD. I ASSURE YOU IT’S GOOD.

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To: psykotik@gmail.com
Subject:
From: “Mr. Scloop” scloop@hotmail.com
Date: Wed, Dec 19 2001 4:32:20 PM -0700

~scloop~
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Ah yes.

There’s nothing like posting up something; that’s even better than the next best thing, that has someone starting off by going, “I would like to let you know tha…”

Okay.

This just isn’t funny anymore.