Keeley’s being featured on the Page 3 website again. And just in you missed them, here are yesterday’s shots:

And today’s:

Can’t believe she’s only 18. I never saw any girls like that when i was 18. What the hell are they putting in the water up there in England?

I still like her better au naturel though.

Boobies!

I still want that PacMan hat.

I’m in love with Keeley Hazell (a name that you may or may not have ever heard of). Believe it or not, the first time i saw her, was with her clothes on. Didn’t know who she was but after seeing a picture of her on Simply Gorgeous not too long ago, i was left wishing and hoping and thinking and praying, planning (?) and dreaming that she’s been naked before.

If you do not find her the least bit attractive, then you’re a fag.

Turns out she’s a Page 3 model and not only that, but she also won some Page 3 Idol contest earlier this year. This is all of course pretty old news to all you European folk and most of you yanks reading this probably’ve never even heard of her. Nevertheless, i think she’s pretty. With or without clothes on (i actually like her even more without all that makeup on in the clothed pics because really, that’s what girls would look like without aribrushing, lighting and caked on makeup).

Yep. Nothing like a pretty girl with the additional bonus of having the bestest pair of tittays i’ve ever seen.

Which gets me thinking about the face vs. boobs ‘dilemma’.

Pretty girls with small boobs (Natalie Portman-ish, Keira Knightley-ish)

Average girls with big boobs (Thora Birch-ish, Michelle Horn-ish)

Which would pick over the other? Forget about the all important ‘personality’ factor for now. Me personally, sometimes a pretty face can totally outweigh the lack of boobage. And if that pretty face comes with a great personality, then fuck boobs. She can have a penis for all i care.

Okay maybe not a penis.

Then again boobs are pretty fun to have around though…

Sometimes i wish i had boobs. I’d probably lie in bed all day playing with them forever. Do girls ever do that? Do girls even read this site? The comments section has been quite a sausage fest lately. Come out out and play. Nothing to be afraid of. We’re only just sad lonely men with no lives who’re constantly hoping to get laid. Or maybe i should just speak for myself.

In related news, Keeley’s ex-boyfriend is officially the dumbest person on earth.

This is pink. This is purple. There’s a difference!

On a side note, i need to be on one of Blogebrity’s A, B or C lists. Because i am after all an internet celebrity and therefore one of the most powerful people on the planet. Or at least that’s what i’d like to think on my MySpace profile. Maybe they should have a D list for people like me. Hell, i’ll even take being on the E list because i’m that much of a shameless bastard.

By the way, kudos to Steve Hall and Uncle Grambo for making the A-list!

Update:

Yeah see. I fucking told you this site is purple. What’re you going to say now fags?

(via Trent)

Update

I MADE THE B-LIST.

My new homepage. Now i don’t have to click on my Gmail bookmark ever again. Plus i can get Wired and Slashdot news all on the same page. And i like how you can drag and drop stuff around. Nifty.

Google is slowly taking over the internets.

This post is for all of you who actually give a shit about Star Wars. Personally, this is what i think about Episode II:

Nevertheless, i’ll still watch Episode III for completions sake. I’ll probably just buy it on bootleg DVD when it comes out in the next couple of days or something. Too cheap/lazy to actually go see it at the movies.

So what’s the verdict fanboys? Those of you who’ve seen it. Is it really Titanic in space? Because if it is, then damn! Because as we all know, Titanic is like, the best movie ever. So maybe this is like the best Star Wars movie ever too???

Titanic > Episodes I – VI

I’m serious.

Like the new digs?

By the way, you’ll need to be registered in order to leave comments now.

Well shit son. Wouldja look at that. Freakin’ 200+ comments for the world’s most worthless post. And almost 50 for the one after it. I should probably just leave the site on shitty mode forever seeing as how it’s actually been a lot better comment-wise than it’s ever been when the site was in less shitty mode (but shitty nonetheless).

So believe it or not, i haven’t looked at any hi res celeb pics at all since… like… what, April 22nd or something. Not a single one.

Not to say that i’m never ever gonna look at them ever again or post them up on the site anymore. Just saying that i haven’t been looking around for them, or at them, this past month or so. Been spending most of my time watching movies instead. Picked up Layer Cake, 2046, Hana-Bi, The Notebook, A Very Long Engagement and Seoul Raiders on DVD. Also watched a couple of my older haven’t-seen-them-in-a-while DVDs. Leon, Romeo + Juliet, and Snatch.

You know, seeing Natalie Portman in Leon really reminded me of Dakota Fanning (although Dakota hasn’t been so slutty so young in movies ala Natalie circa 1994). But Natalie really gave a damn good performance in Leon. And looking back at her entire body of work, most of them have been pretty smart choices. I’d love to see Dakota Fanning become the next Natalie Portman. Hopefully she’ll age as gracefully as Natalie has and not like Haley Joel Osment. Have you seen Secondhand Lions? He’s grown up to be a creepy manteenchild looking thing.

But okay maybe it’s not as bad as i make it out to be but he was a lot more better looking (as a kid) in The Sixth Sense. Now if you really wanna see something scary, just try googling Jonathan Lipnicki and see what he looks like now (he was the little kid in Jerry Maguire).

I bought Layer Cake hoping that it would be at least a little something like Snatch (love that movie) or maybe even Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (not as good as Snatch) but alas, it was nothing of the sort. Despite being directed by the guy who produced Snatch and Lock, Stock (and who’s going on to direct X3). I’d put Layer Cake at a distant third behind Lock, Stock. I’m rooting for Guy Ritchie to make a comeback after the apparently God-awful Swept Away (which i haven’t seen). I think he’s making another gangster flick with Jason Statham. Speaking of which, i hear there’s gonna be a Transporter 2 coming out soon. I saw a link to the trailer a while back but i haven’t actually watched it yet. Hopefully it’ll be Shu-Qi-less (which it probably will be. too lazy to check now).

Seoul Raiders was a pretty blah by the numbers Hong Kong action flick. Nothing special at all. I remember the first one (Tokyo Raiders) being a lot better. It’s saving grace for me were the three cute Korean girls that Tony Leung had at his beck and call. What a pimp.

I haven’t seen 2046 yet. Just waiting for the right mood to be in to watch that movie. Can’t wait to see Zhang Ziyi in it. I love that girl.

Hana-Bi (aka Fireworks). Wow. What a letdown. Even after all the praise it’s gotten, about how super violent it is etc etc, it was actually pretty underwhelming. I was expecting a lot whole more but there’s really only like, one, maybe two at most, really violent scenes (like oooh… getting two chopsticks jammed into your eye… a scene later echoed in Brother, where some guy gets two chopsticks shoved up his nose). Not exactly the violence filled “Charles Bronson Death Wish” style flick the box art quotes made it out to be.

But out of all the flicks i’ve seen in the past week or two, i’d have to say that The Notebook and A Very Long Engagement were my favorites.

Chick flicks at that. I loved The Notebook. I wish that movie would never end. It had a pretty predictable plot but i just LOVED the characters. This movie should’ve been a three hour epic. It was nice to see Rachel McAdams branch out from the bitchy roles she’s been known for (The Hot Chick, Mean Girls) and just be a normal girl. She’s absolutely great in this movie. It’s a good movie for the first 3/4 but then it just kinda abruptly ends. Slightly disappointing climax but still worth seeing for the first 3/4 and for Rachel McAdams. I’m looking forward to seeing her again in Red Eye. Even though it’ll probably be another not so good Wes Craven flick (according to early reviews). Hopefully not as bad as Cursed thought. But i blame Miramax for that debacle of a film. I mean, come on. How can anyone go wrong with a Wes Craven/Kevin Williamson team up? Must’ve been the studio’s fault.

Oh and last but not least, A Very Long Engagement. Not at good as Amelie (best damn [French] feel good movie ever) but good enough. Besides, i’d watch anything with Audrey Tautou in it. She’s so damn cute (just watch Amelie and you’ll see what i mean). Plus she’s French so you know she’s willing to get naked in movies (and she has). Strangely enough, i prefer her with her clothes on. Not to say she doesn’t have great tittays (she does) but she’s just one of those girls that i like for her face (and couldn’t care less if she has clothes on or not).

Okay so those were all pretty half assed ‘reviews’. But too bad. It’s all i’m willing to talk about and i’ll write up whatever i damn well please! Besides, would you really follow the recommendations of a guy who thinks Titanic is the best movie ever? (it is). Anyhow, i’ve decided to eschew the typical formula of all ‘entertainment’ style posts (latest celeb pics, latest pop culture news etc etc) and just write about whatever i want to write about and not whatever i feel you want to read. As it should be. So if you share any of the same sentiments expressed, then feel free to chime in with your thoughts. But spare us the ‘this fucking sucks!’ comments because if you look at my list of links on the sidebar, you’ll find numerous other sites that do a hell of a lot better job at keeping up with all the latest goss, pics and news and whatnot. Maybe i’m just getting lazy in my old age but really, looking around, i see lots of pretty similar sites reporting on pretty much the same news as everyone and well, methinks the ‘market’ is getting a little bit too saturated. So i’m opting to drop out of the ‘race’, and let the big boys ‘fight’ it out for scoopage supremacy. Not to say that i won’t be ‘reporting’ on whatever’s big at the moment. Just saying that i’ll be writing more about what i want to write about and what i feel is post worthy to me. Basically trying to be a lot more bloggier than i’ve been. Or at least as bloggy as i can be because you all know how lazy i can get and you damn well know i’ll be taking the easy way out and falling back into that old formula of suck that permeated the front pages circa the last weeks/months of being Pheatonwned, everytime i get stuck in a rut. (also see: me ‘selling’ the site to Trip)

Oh by the way, if anybody’s wondering, i haven’t actually been away from the site at all. Now obviously you all know that the site was never sold right? Right? I mean, come on now, you should all know me better than that. And you should all know that Trisha was really me.

Yes that’s right folks! I’d be surprised if nobody ever put those two and two together in the first place. The clues are out there. Now Trip, Trip is real. He’s actually a real person. And responsible for all these. Trisha however, was made up. There is no ‘Trisha’. The girl in the pics? Well she’s obviously real but her name’s not Trisha. She’s actually Trip’s very real ex-girlfriend. And not at all a complete dumb whore (at least i don’t think so). That complete dumb whore would be me. I have no idea who her highschool friends Jaime, Brad and whoever the fuck else are though. You crazy commenters.

And another thing, yeah, only NOW do some of you crawl out of the woodwork when the site’s gone to shit. Where were you when things were less shitty (but shitty nonetheless)?

By the way, i’m surprised that somebody actually took the time to try to ‘hack’ Trisha’s PhotoBucket account. And successfully too. Shit, even i felt violated. Kudos to you my (creepy hacker of girl’s photobucket accounts) man. Kudos.

Oh and if you want more ‘Trisha’ pics, ask Trip.

ME AND TRIP QUIT THE SITE AND NOT BECAUSE HIS MOM IS MAD AT HIM YOU ALL ARE ASSHOLES SOMEBODY HACKED INTO MY PHOTOBUCKET ACOUNT> FUCK YOU KRUEK YOU BETTER NOT PUT ANY OF MY NUDES ONLINE OR I AM GOING TO SUE!!!!!!!! MY UNCLE IS A LAYWER!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL! THIS SITE SUCKS AND SO ARE THE PPL THAT GO TO IT! YOUR ALL LOOSERS!!!!!!!

PS: JAMIE IS A WHORE!~!!!!!!!!

Love and kisses!
xoxo

T-Baby

Hey guys its me Trisha. Just wanted to make an ntrie before I head off to bed. I’m soooooooooooooo exhausted! Work was hell today! Had to rearrage all the books and magazines from one section to another! And because that slut Jamie didn’t come in today, I had to do her share of the work!! I reealyy hope they fire that bitch. Just because shes the principals niece doesn’t mean she can get away with not coming in to work!

Anyway, Trip was just over a while ago (we pretended we were doing homework lol my parents are so dumb) and we made out and he taught me how to usee photoshoppe on his laptop. He also showed me how to put pictures properly on the sitw because I have not been doing it right lol. Silly me!

I also brushed up on my HTLM skills a bit and i’m going to show you the picture I made in photoshoppe. Its a map of my floor of the libary i work in with arrows that I made to show you where my desk is! Here it is! Oh and here’s a picture of my other dog Rusty.

T-Baby