Name. That. Butt. II

It’s back! Everyone’s favorite intarweb game show! It’s…

NAME! THAT! BUTT!

The prize will be the same as the first time, winnar gets to request the subject of my next pic post.

Okay, everyone clear on the rules? Then let’s play!

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Ass #1

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Ass #2

First person to get them both wins!

Lindsay Lohan

Just when you thought Teh Lohan couldn’t possibly dive any further into the depths of the Skanklantic Ocean, she rents a bathysphere and sets new records. Didn’t this whore just have her appendix cut out?

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I don’t even know what to make of these pics. Let’s try to break them down…

Lindsay is running. Down a public street. In a bikini. With a cigarette in her hand.

Okay…I’ve got nothing.

o_O

Jessica Alba

Simpson nipslips in the ocean? Dumb.

One of the best booties in the celebrity universe in the ocean? Yumb.

Jessica’s recent trip to Miami Beach is reminiscent of one she made to the seashore of Los Cabos in a now-infamous yellow bikini that kept riding up into areas that men around the world dream about.

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If you squint your eyes in just the right way (don’t pretend you’re not going to, Justin), you can almost make yourself believe she’s bottomless in some of these shots…

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Check out all those horny boys just standing there in the surf, slack-jawed with wondrous awe over the beauty that is Alba, while she acknowledges their worship with a coquettish grin. Those guys will have mental fapping material for weeks. Classic.

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Britney vs. Christina

So the former Princesses of Pop held New Year’s Eve parties…Xtina’s in NYC and Brit’s in Vegas (that alone should give you some hint of where this is headed). Let’s just say that back when the girls were in their early years of fame, I never would have guessed where things would be today. Who knew “Dirrty” Miss Aguilera would end up being the classier one, all things being relative?

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Is Britney trying to quit smoking or something? She’s got that wad of gum in her mouth pretty much everytime I’ve seen her recently. And that dress she got tarted up in, that’s one you’ve gotta shave to wear in public…and I don’t mean your legs.

VERDICT: I’m never getting knocked up.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

It’s almost 2007 all around the world now (it’s been 2007 for about ten and half hours over here), but some of you might still be in the last hours of 2006. I know this site is, since it’s running on EST. Depends on where you are obviously.

And speaking of different time zones, continuing the theme of the previous ‘what car do you drive’ post, i’d like to ask: where are you guys from?

Country and/or state please, if you don’t mind..!

Anyhow, have a safe and happy new year from dlt.com/.net..!