KIM KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE

Honestly, i have NO idea who this chick is but here’s her sextape:

Parts 1 – 4update: link dead

Parts 5 – 8

Update:

More links:

Full tape

Mirror #1

Mirror #2

Tape info:

She’s the daughter of O.J. Simpson lawyer Robert Kardashian, the stepdaughter of Olympic Gold Medalist Bruce Jenner and the bestfriend of Paris Hilton; he’s a best selling hip hop artist who has been linked with Lil’ Kim and most recently Whitney Houston – and when you see what he’s packing, you’ll know why. Now its Kim Kardashian and Ray J in the hottest celebrity DVD ever made… Kim Kardashian, Superstar…she makes Paris look like Mayberry!

I haet you Quiznos

Okay, is anyone else besides me totally SICK of seeing the following commercial?

Would someone please give this dizzy bitch some meat already?

Oh wells, I guess it could be worse. I should just be thankful they haven’t brought back the creepy rodent-things with the human teeth…

o_O

Minka Kelly

I bring you another fubar debutante. Seems like I remember someone asking for a Minka post some time ago. As with Camilla Belle, I had to look her up, only to find out she is playing a high school cheerleader on that dumb Friday Night Lights show. Funny thing is, she’ll be turning 27 this year.

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Amazing that she looks about a decade younger than she is, I thought that was a market us azns had cornered. Who knew?

Elisha Cuthbert is controversial

There’s a story breaking this week about billboards for the movie Captivity (which I’ve never heard of before this) having to be pulled down all over L.A. because of public outrage over the depictions of a woman (Elisha) being kidnapped, tortured and killed. Here’s a photo of the ad in question…

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The movie poster…

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And the trailer…

A few things… This movie looks pretty crappy. Anyone else notice how bad some of the lines delivered in the trailer were? And how fake Elisha’s screaming sounded? Is this dog really getting a major theatrical release? Because it looks like something I’d expect to head straight to DVD. And it’s El-EEE-sha, not El-EYE-sha? Hmm…at least I learned something from all this.

Someone from one of the studios involved had this to say:

“This movie is certainly a horror movie and it’s about abduction, but it’s also about female empowerment. We reshot the ending so the main character ends up in as much of a positive situation as the situation could allow. There is no rape or nudity in it, though it should be an R-rated movie.”

No nudity? Lose.

Looks like I still need to rent The Quiet.

Classic Scene – Jennifer Connelly

So I wanted to put up Miss Connelly’s famous scene from The Hot Spot, but the clip’s paused image is of (gasp!) boobs. So how to post? Luckily, Justin came to the rescue with some ridiculously hi res fashion pics of Jennifer which will keep this from being just a boring all-text placeholder for the scene from the movie, which I imagine most of you will just skip straight to for fapping purposes.

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GRINDHOUSE GIRLS

Mary Elizabeth Winstead. I absolutely LOVE this girl. She was in Final Destination 3 for those of you who aren’t familiar. She’s featured in the latest issue of Maxim.

…along with Rose McGowan, who i don’t love quite as much, but totally fapped to in that Doom Generation movie. She’s also in the same issue of Maxim.

…and Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas is also featured in the issue.

Reason being is cuz they’re all gonna be in that new Tarantino/Rodriguez flick, ‘Grindhouse’, if you didn’t already know. Which looks and sounds like it’s gonna be one hell of a crazy flick.

Meow!

In what has to be the strangest example in the time-honored tradition of the convention “boothbabe” that I’ve ever seen, I give you Samsung’s offering for their digital camera display at this year’s Photo Marketing Association tradeshow…

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Possibilities for live-action Thundercats porn boggle the mind…

Cue obvious comments, such as:

“nice pussy!”
“kitty want some cream?”
“I’d like to make her purr!”
“Apple unveils public beta of Leopard OS”

Beverley Mitchell

Since Justin brought up the 7th Heaven vs. Party of Five showdown, I figured why not give Bev her first fubar post? Every other girl mentioned has had a turn here.

She doesn’t really do much for me…Biel and Mackie are superior by far (still can’t believe she’s the oldest of the bunch), but maybe someone out there likes her. *shrug*

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Holy cow, it must’ve been freezing in that studio…her lady lumps have goose bumps!