SCAR JO CLEAVAGE

I’m trying to imagine what Scarlett Johansson’s boobies look like.

I can almost see it in my mind’s eye!

PS: I fucking hate it when she has her hair done up like that. What a stupid hairdo.

Still a lovely girl though.

Jessica Biel

Happy 25th Birthday, Jessica!

In honor of a quarter-century since the birth of Miss Finetush, here’s her finest cinematic moments captured by the glory of YouTube…


And some booty-shaking so fine that, had she not already been a lesbian, would’ve turned Ellen gay simply from being exposed to it in such close proximity…

FUN FACT: Was the first choice to play Abbey Chase in the TV adaptaion of the comic book Danger Girl. Unfortunately, the project fell through.

Lose. 🙁

KELLIE PICKLER

From the JLH comments:

Jennifer Love Huge Tits is sweet n all, but c’monnnnnnn, where are the Pictures of Killy Pickler from A.I. last night????

I said to the wife “Holy shit, did she enlarge to a D-CUP??!! I can’t wait to see what Justin Posted about this!”

NADA.

dissapointment galore!

AM FAILED. But thanks to Kthulhu, we have something!

No pictures, but here’s a video of Kellie Pickler:
http://rapidshare.com/files/18975260/KP_AmericanIdol_2007.mp4

And you can tell she bought a lot more than just shoes. Now time to find some pics!

UPDATE:

Yep. More than just shoes alright.

Clad in a very revealing low-cut dress, Kellie Pickler made her triumphant return to American Idol last night, and gave Ryan Seacest a breathtaking view of her newly acquired pair of shoes.

After Pickler revealed what she has been spending her post-“Idol” money on, the buxom blonde belted out her new single, “I Wonder.” From the looks of Kellie’s latest accoutrements, wonder no more! From KelliePicklerOnline.Org: It has been confirmed from inside sources that Kellie did have a breast enhancement. Kellie’s publicist will be releasing a statement soon.

TMZ.com

Streaming video here if you don’t like rapidshare.