Here’s some more pics of Vanessa in what I’ve got to assume is her own bedroom. Lights strung from the ceiling, candles all about, snapshots pinned above her bed…it’s a fairly typical teenage girl’s room.

And before Justin scooped me with ZOMG TEH NOODZ, I was planning to post some bikini pics of Miss Hudgens enjoying some time with her boyfriend on a Hawaiian beach. Those seem fairly innocent now…

There are also a few shots of Vanessa at the recent Teen Choice Awards, but I’m sure no one will notice those now after all this scandalousness.

The Heroes cast went to Paris to promote the release of Season 1 on DVD. Our barely legal cheerleader took the opportunity in the City of Lights to strut her stuff in a chest-baring gold dress…

Wait…is that what I think it is?

Is there such a thing as side-nipple?

I need a ruling on this one…

Well, now that Hayden is all legal, I’m sure more than a few of our loyal fubarians lost interest immediately. Have no fear, a new underage postergirl has arrived to take her place in your hearts (or locations south). Say hello to Miss Destiny Hope Cyrus, better known to young fans of Hannah Montana and Disney Channel-watching pervs as Miley.

These pics were taken over the weekend at the Teen Choice Awards. Oh, and in case anyone was wondering…Billy Ray’s little girl will be turning 15 at the end of November.

FUN FACT: Miley’s godmother is Dolly Parton.

Happy 18th Birthday, Hayden!

Everyone’s favorite indestructible cheerleader celebrated becoming legal with an appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman, and here’s some pics of her taken outside the Ed Sullivan Theater.

Bonus pics of Hayden in what appears to be a wet t-shirt, although I can’t imagine how she got caught in public looking like that. Sudden L.A. downpour?

ps. Nothing to see here anymore, pedos…move along plz.

keke

Summer is coming to an end here in the Northern Hemisphere, so all the celeb cuties seem to be getting in some quality bikini time. Princess Anne did what so many famous chicks seem to enjoy, and soaked up some (much-needed) sun on a yacht off the coast of Italy.

Hmm…some decidedly non-princess like behavior seems to have been going on. o_o

y ahoy thar!

It was a windy day in LA on what I’ll assume was a video shoot for Kat.

For those of you who’ve never undressed a girl, that thing sticking out over the back of her booty shorts is part of a bodysuit. They have snap crotches so we can tinkle, and for easy access during other activities…

Here’s a little instructional video that might come in handy…

…you know, if you were like a newlywed or something.

>_>

The Cheerleader has been spending quite a bit of time in a bikini lately. FTW.

These pics might have something to do with her impending appearance in October’s FHM UK, seems she’s got access to a trailer near the beach, maybe for wardrobe changes. Who knows? Who cares?

And for the love of all that’s holy…could someone plz explain what she’s up to in these shots?

o_O

I swear, this girl can’t seem to go more than a couple hours without licking something.

Shortly before her most recent DUI/cocaine possession incident, Hohan was photographed at an event for Boost Mobile wearing bikinis and this season’s must-have beach accessory, the SCRAM (Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitor) bracelet. That straw fedora sets it off nicely.

Right now, Lindsay Dee’s latest magnum opus, I Know Who Killed Me, is rated a whopping 7% on Rotten Tomatoes and pulled down a box-office shattering $3.5 million in its first week of release.

Oh wells, at least she’s not anorexic anymore. Thumbs up on that one, I guess.

Claire was up in the Great White North doing something for Canadian MTV/MuchMusic/whatever they call their lame cable channel that panders to today’s ADHD-riddled youth, and she suffered what is now commonly known as a wardrobe malfunction.

My So Called Nip-slip?