So in the comments of the Kylie post, Xan mentions this Teddy Babes place. I’m all “hmm…never heard of that…*click*” And then I’m transported into a creepy world of $700 stuffed toys for guys who can’t get a real girl into their beds. I mean, this is the strangest thing I’ve seen since Shower Boobs.
Perhaps the most unique and unusual feature of your Teddy Babe is her vaginal entry point; complete with simulated pubic hair and an ultra-silky plush insert, or as we like to call it, “Pussy Velour.”
wtf Pussy Velour??? I suppose I should just be thankful there is no “anal entry point” or as they would probably like to call it, “Pooper Velour.”
It is also a perfect love doll traveling companion, fitting easily into a reasonably sized suitcase.
omg please, please, please let me be in the security line at an airport when they search some loser’s luggage and find one of these folded in half stuffed inside. That would be all kinds of awesome. FTW.
Here’s the best part of their sales pitch though…
Because it’s a plush character, as well as a work of art unto itself, Teddy Babes are not typically perceived as sex dolls or adult sex toys, but as cute and sexy novelties; and women especially seem to find them attractive.
HAHAHAHA!! Yeah, every girl I know would totally think a guy who had one of these “works of art” sitting in a chair at his place was hot stuff. I don’t even know whose clothes we would tear off first, his or the doll’s. I promise you, no female would run screaming for your front door…cross my heart.
